Humorous jokes after Mr. Nan Guo woke up.

Humorous jokes after Mr. Nan Guo woke up.

As the saying goes: "Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles." Watch the humorous story "After Mr. Southland Awakens" with me!

Speaking that night, Mr. Nanguo saw that his nonsense was exposed and panicked. He ran away without stopping. Before long, the story was widely circulated. Everyone in Beijing knows, and no one around jokes that he has no culture.

At this time, the poor Mr. Nanguo realized how shameful it is to have no talented people to make up for others. He thought it over for a long time and made up his mind to work hard and study hard, and one day he must rejoin the royal band of Qi Wang!

So he took out the salary he cheated from Qi Xuanwang and bought many books about bamboo blowing. Don't listen to things outside the window, just read sage books. He practiced three times in winter and three times in summer, forgot to eat and sleep every day, and practiced his skills hard, and also achieved the "combination of theory and practice." Finally, Mr. Nanguo is not what he used to be. The music he plays is like the sound of nature, which is fascinating.

One day, Beijing posted the imperial list of musicians in the Forbidden City. After learning the news, Mr. Nanguo disguised himself to apply for the job. It's Mr. Nanguo's turn. King Qi Min ordered Mr. Nan Guo to play a tune, but Mr. Nan Guo took out his flute unhurriedly and played it skillfully. The music is euphemistic and melodious. At the end of the song, Wang Qimin repeatedly praised: "Great! This song should only be in the sky, and the world can listen to it several times! " With his extraordinary strength, Mr. Nanguo finally surpassed all the members who came to apply and entered the royal band again. In the end, the King of Qi personally appointed him as the head of the Royal Band of Qi State, and Mr. Nan Guo was once famous.

On this day, Mr. Nan Guo returned home dressed in gold. He put on the brocade robe given to him by the King of Qi and returned to his hometown, where he really had a good time. Buy good wine and get drunk with childhood friends. The partners said happily, "There is also a celebrity in our village who is the head of the Royal Band. Can you also play a song for us to get rid of the addiction of being an emperor? "

Mr. Nan Guo spoke the truth after drinking and told his old story: "Alas, I didn't know how to brag before!" " "

Surprised, the partner quickly said, "Nan Guo, you ... you have committed the crime of deceiving the monarch, and you will be beheaded!" ……"

Teacher Nanguo smiled and took out a bunch of books and notebooks from the bag behind him and introduced them to everyone: "These are the textbooks I usually learn the most. It can be said that my current skills are very easy to mix in officialdom! "

The partner looked at Mr. Nanguo and was dumbfounded at once.

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