A true and interesting joke story

Now I share a joke story to relieve stress. Don't stop laughing. Ha ha!

My friend works in China Construction Bank.

Yesterday, I told a story that she experienced personally:

One noon, there were no customers in the savings hall of CCB.

I sat in a daze at the window of the entrance guard counter,

Then a female customer walked into the hall.

Come to my window,

She handed me a note saying that she wanted to withdraw money.

I took the note and saw it read:

Comrade xx is hereby sent to your bank to withdraw RMB100,000.

The following is the General Office of the Central Committee of the CPC.

Looking at this extremely irregular handwritten note,

I was immediately sure it was a scam,

Just think this scam is too? Pediatrics? Yes

I'm hesitating whether to call the police,

Suddenly I found that woman's face was in a trance.

Dressed in a mess, too

I realized that she might be a psychopath,

So, I gave up the idea of calling the police,

Gave her to the security guard in the lobby.

Hall security listened to my briefing,

He said to the woman:

Your note wants to withdraw money,

You have to go to the police station across the street first.

Find the director and stamp it for you.

This woman listened to the security guard,

I ran to the police station across the street without thinking.

Seeing this scene,

I really admire this security guard,

Thought:

Just because he is clever,

Maybe I'll marry him one day.

After lunch,

The hall began to get lively,

Then the woman came in excitedly.

I was surprised when the security guard and I looked at it straight.

You know, this police station is easier to get in than to get out now.

The two of us quickly asked the woman what was going on.

The woman said happily:

The policeman on duty told her,

Nowadays, for the convenience of the masses,

Office procedures have been simplified,

You can withdraw money without the stamp of the police station.

After listening to this woman,

I have to admire this policeman,

Who says the quality of police is poor now?

You see how skilled this policeman is,

A bureaucratic jargon tricked us back into this trouble,

Well, I can't refuse to accept it.

Now there's nothing between me and the lobby security guard,

I have to give this woman to the director of the hall.

After the lobby supervisor figured out the ins and outs of the matter,

Ask this woman: What are you doing with the money?

The woman said: buy delicious food and buy good clothes.

The lobby supervisor said after listening to her words:

This is China Construction Bank,

The money withdrawn here can only be used to build houses.

Food is made of grain,

So,

You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China next door to get money for food.

The money for buying clothes should be taken from the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China opposite.

After listening to the lobby supervisor,

The woman left excitedly again.

Watching her leave,

I admire our lobby supervisor.

After a while,

We almost forgot about it,

That woman is back.

Look at her,

I was dumbfounded with the lobby security guard and the supervisor.

This is amazing!

We asked the woman what happened,

She said that ABC people told her,

Only farmers can withdraw money from ABC.

She is a city hukou, so she can't get it.

Then she went to China Industrial and Commercial Bank,

Where did someone tell her,

This is a business trip,

You are a woman, you can't bring it.

Finally, people say,

You bitch, you can only go to China Construction Bank to withdraw money.

So, she came back.

Just when we were dumbfounded, the president came.

The governor took the note and looked at it.

Say "nonsense" to us.

Then he turned to the woman and said kindly:

? Comrade, it's not that we don't accept it,

You are sent by the central government,

Our level is not enough. If we want to take it back, we must go to the central bank.

Oh, my God.

In today's society,

This is really a society that everyone is fooling.

Everyone is a good liar,

It's really hard to get out of trouble.

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