Humorous expression bitten by mosquitoes

1. The lump on my body turned out to be evidence that mosquitoes secretly kissed me.

2. The scars left by fighting mosquitoes are the medals of victory in my biological chain.

I suspect that mosquitoes have added sugar to my blood, otherwise how can I feel sweet.

Being bitten by a mosquito is also a kind of happiness, because it is telling me that I am the only one.

Every time I get bitten by mosquitoes, I feel smarter, because I am fighting mosquitoes.

6. Mozzie, do you like me a little too much? I think you put a stamp on me.

7. I don't know if honey is added to my blood, otherwise how can mosquitoes like it so much.

8. It hurts a little where I was bitten by a mosquito, but I know this is the unique tattoo it left me.

9. It seems that my smell really attracts mosquitoes. I don't say that a mosquito bites, how can I feel that I am being "stared at"?

10, the place bitten by mosquitoes is like a lover's kiss, no matter what, I can't forget it.

1 1, I don't know if the mosquito has set up a member on me, otherwise why do you come to me every day?

12, bitten by a mosquito, I knew I couldn't be too ostentatious, because I would become the "focus" of mosquitoes.

13, bitten by a mosquito, needs translation, because I don't know what the mosquito told me.

14, I suspect that mosquitoes have added navigation to my blood, otherwise they can find me every time.

15, the mosquito bite hurts a little, but I know this is its unique way to wish me a happy wedding.

16, I need to apply for an anti-mosquito clock, because my biological clock is really different from that of mosquitoes.

17, it hurts a little where I was bitten by a mosquito, but I know this is its way of wishing me a happy birthday.

18, I need an anti-mosquito kneepad, because my fight with mosquitoes is really fierce.

19, I wonder if there is a secret passage for mosquitoes. You can find my situation at any time.

20. The mosquito bite hurts a little, but I am also happy for this gift.