Laugh your belly out.

A complete set of jokes makes your stomach break.

Most jokes reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. I CJ, you picked out all the jokes and burst your stomach. I hope you will like it. Let's laugh together!

A complete set of jokes will break your stomach:

1, a man is very enthusiastic to help her husband run for vice chairman.

On the election day, because my wife will come home late, she specially left a note on the table: Good luck, dear. No matter what the election result is, you are the vice chairman of our family. ?

2. I heard that Liu Ye, the new comer, likes to sing a few words of Shaanxi Opera. I am looking for an opportunity to communicate with Xiao Liu.

When I asked Xiao Liu why he loved the art of Shaanxi Opera, Xiao Liu blushed and said, At home, my wife yelled at me. At work, the leader yelled at me. It's only when I sing Shaanxi opera that it's my turn to yell at others. ?

3. My brother got a master's degree and the family went to a restaurant to celebrate. A couple is celebrating their sixth wedding anniversary.

The husband at that table shouted to us: Master, awesome! ?

The brother replied:? Six years of marriage is also great! ?

The man lowered his head and said softly, yes, but at least you have finished reading it, so there is no need to go on. ?

The husband forbade his wife to buy a car, but the wife simply bought it.

Husband:? You really don't take your man seriously?

Wife:? I really didn't realize you had a woman when you said that. ?

Laugh about jokes. 2:

1, the wife cursed her husband:? You are too weak! Why didn't you call for help when the gangster robbed your wallet?

Husband is angry: You idiot, have you forgotten that I still have a big gold tooth in my mouth?

2. A man saw his colleague change his lover's phone note to 10086, and he escaped from danger several times, and did the same thing. One night, the man received a phone call from his lover in front of his wife for the first time, deliberately letting her see the caller ID: 10086.

After reading it, the wife immediately grabbed the mobile phone, scolded the spoiled woman on the phone, and then shouted at her husband:? You think I'm stupid! The Unicom card you used, I called 10086 to visit your relatives.

3. Husband:? Last time your father was in hospital, I bought two baskets of apples when I went to see the doctor. Now my mother is ill, and you visit her empty-handed! ?

The wife nu way:? Who said that? Can't you see I brought two bottles of sleeping pills?

4, the wife is doing the month, and the husband has nowhere to vent.

Madam:? You go and ask your wife next door for help. I think she will be happy. ?

Soon, her husband came back with swollen nose and eyes.

Husband:? The wife next door agreed, but the husband didn't like it! ?

The wife said angrily: Damn it, I don't want to think about how many times I have helped them! ?

5. I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend on the wedding day, and then propose a toast one by one. Thank you for spending the most beautiful years with his most empty childhood. Now that he has grown up, he finally knows the difference between good and bad and what kind of woman he needs.

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