The full version of the joke about the police killing pigs.

When the confession reached its climax, my brother said, "Dear, I will treat you well all my life and let you be a cow and a horse." At this time, a buddy next to him immediately answered: "Sister-in-law, promise quickly. He is a cow and a horse. You just need to feed him grass. " Silence for a minute, you can really afford the name of a bad friend.