Funny college entrance examination zero composition

Rabbit, rabbit, after reading this report, I can't help but give you 1 word from the heart: silly!

You don't want to think, what does animal control do? Animal management! Are wolves animals? He almost ate you. Why doesn't the government even fart? Why not punish the wolf and force the rabbit to learn to swim? If administrative departments usually uphold justice, how can wolves drive rabbits out? Stupid rabbit!

If the wolf drives you to the river, the management will trick you into signing up for a swimming class. The next time a wolf forces you to the edge of a cliff, will he cheat you into signing up for a flying class? Did the wolf kick you out just to scare you into signing up for this class? Do wolves and the bureau have any skeletons in their closet? Do you have a brain? Stupid rabbit!

Call you stupid, but you are still stupid. Do you know who opened this training class? The administration is open! Coach Duck is the brother-in-law of director Wang Ba! You pay them training fees in turn. Still "ninety percent sweaty, come on! Quack! " , I bah! He is a duck. Are you a duck? You don't want to think about it, your family won't be able to swim from your grandfather's grandfather's generation, and a few days' class will teach you to swim. Does this fit the rabbit's feelings? Isn't the training fee paid for nothing? And Brazilian tortoise and golden retriever. You are more stupid. You were born to swim, and you spent this money to get a certificate? Can he stop you from swimming without a certificate? The wolf ate you for no reason? Speaking of which, I have to talk about you, Jin Mao. You are also a famous dog. In the face of bad guys, you only know how to run away and spend money to learn how to be Reservoir Dogs. Aren't you ashamed?

Why don't the administrative departments encourage you to unite and fight back in the face of the infringement of criminals, but learn how to escape? Facing the threat of wolves, it is not a question of learning to swim, not a question of versatile and all-round development, but a question of survival! Why do you have to learn to swim when you are dead? I don't think this animal administration is necessary! Administrative inaction, be a traitor to the wolf, stupid rabbit!

Rabbit, I scold you because you fail to live up to expectations. Are you a little independent? What others say is what others say. The duck said, "I can swim on two legs, but you can't swim on four legs?" Is that human talk? According to this, centipedes swim fastest. "90% success comes from sweat", bah! Is he a successful duck? Success as a duck? Learn from him, you stupid rabbit!

And those two experts, these elites become trumpeters when they are full. I was very angry when the toad jumped out with tears in its eyes last year. "But we can't be impatient at present, because there are more critical things"-isn't that what he said last year? Is it a "more critical thing" for wolves to encounter the status quo now? He jumped out of this weakness, that specialty, this is called diversion, mixed water! Stupid rabbit!

Cranes are even more idiotic. "There is more than one survival skill! Rabbits can't learn to swim, they have to learn to make holes. " Nonsense, you have been chased to the river. Is it still time to make a hole? So you believe the experts, stupid rabbit!

Is it your rabbit's fault that the wolf kicked you out? Why didn't you report it? What's good for you if you don't get rid of such bad guys? Learn to swim, can you afford to hide? I'm telling you, dogs can fly and wolves can swim! Wolves are the ancestors of dogs! It's no use signing up for work. Next time you go out, you'd better take pedicure knife!

Listen to me, silly rabbit.

(2) The world I live in

"Our motherland is like a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright ..."

I sang this song in kindergarten when I was a child. At that time, we all believed that we were the flowers of the motherland, and each one was brighter than the other. In fact, I still believe it until now. Whenever I sing this song, I will think of my friends in kindergarten. Especially my little deskmate-Brother Mavericks. At that time, he always liked to run past every child with a bag of milk in his mouth, which made everyone envy him.

Three days before the college entrance examination, a classmate called me. Speaking of brother calf, that classmate suddenly cried sadly. Asked why, he said, "Brother Xiao Niu dropped out of school after the second day of junior high school because his family was poor and he couldn't afford the tuition. Then, it didn't take long to marry the girl in the county. After getting married, Brother Xiao Niu lived a happy life. Since his wife gave birth to a big fat son, their lives have become more colorful. However, the tragedy happened at this time. His baby calf died after drinking Sanlu milk powder. Brother calf is very sad. After seeing his child die, his nerves once hallucinated. One day, he came to the kindergarten with a stone to kill the children. Unexpectedly, suddenly a man rushed into the students with a knife, and after knocking down several primary school students, he continued to show off with a knife ... Brother Maverick later told me that his feeling at that time was: I have no chance again! Later, with the help of relatives, Brother Xiao Niu joined Fubukang Company, originally thinking that he could start here and have another baby. However, God was jealous of Brother Mavericks. On the tenth day after he first went to work, we got the news of his death. Jump off a building ... "

The students finished crying.

Later, I came to Brother Xiao Niu's house and met my sister-in-law. She is a very attractive woman. Although she has experienced the pain of losing her son and husband, I am glad that she can still face life firmly.

When I came to her house, she was sitting on the table outside the yard, eating fried cakes, which were very oily.

I said, sister-in-law, do you eat this every day? A lot of gutter oil!

Sister-in-law said that if you eat too much, you will get used to it.

I said, you'll get sick.

Sister-in-law said, you should have everything, and you shouldn't have everything. What are you afraid of? We are not as sophisticated as you.

I said, sister-in-law, what happened to your family? Everything is falling apart.

Sister-in-law calmly said that she was accidentally demolished. I said, accidentally opened it? Who is such a robber?

Sister-in-law said calmly, it is better to be a robber! You see, I bought a powerful skirting board worth 200 yuan. If anyone dares to tear it down, I will fight them to the end! Defend your home to the death!

At this point, I suddenly felt sad. It turns out that the world I live in is really full of flowers!

(3) People are standing on the roadside applauding.

As far as I can remember, the earliest person sitting on the roadside clapping for others was the school sports meeting in middle school. Students who take part in the competition, regardless of their ranking, are willing to applaud and cheer for him in the scorching sun. This is my sincere friendship with my classmates and my own passion for life. I pin my unfulfilled wishes on my classmates' efforts. Cheer for success and cheer for failure. What we encourage is not an impressive performance. Although the performance is very important, what we encourage is a kind of courage to cheer for the fighting spirit!

Later, the teacher taught us that leaders should applaud when speaking. I thought I was going to applaud what the leader said, but it turned out to be trouble. I was wronged. I didn't mean to make trouble, but I really didn't understand what the leader said. Applause. Besides, I can't hear what the leader said. At that time, I admired the level of my classmates, and I could begin to applaud after knowing what the leader said. This is also God's regret. When I was stupid enough to know nothing, I learned my lesson. I turned my attention to my classmates, and I will clap my hands when others cheer me up, so I don't care what the leaders say, just clap with applause, and I won't make mistakes. Later, the devil led his bad classmates to learn bad habits, patting his ass while others applauded and giggling at the same time. Some students reported to the teacher and were criticized by the teacher. Although he said to his face that he wouldn't pat his ass, whenever he wanted to, as long as the teacher didn't pay attention, his old illness recurred and he patted his ass again.

After entering the society, I found that applause is a kind of status and identity, and not everything is qualified to applaud. Sitting on the roadside clapping is just the beginning. Your applause will drum into the hall from the roadside and drum up from the stage to the stage. Applause means a lot. Applause has such a development opportunity, and you are abusing yourself if you pat your ass again. For example, the government has any reports, performances, tea parties and so on. You have no position at all. You want to applaud the actor's work, but you can't. For another example, you should personally applaud a meeting or report presided over by a big leader. Being kicked out is light, and detaining you for a few days may be a piece of cake. The leaders also applauded on the stage. The style of applause is condescending, supercilious and infectious. I hope I can stand up tomorrow. Their achievements began with applause from the roadside. Skilled clapping skills are far more promising than the college entrance examination. In order to realize this wish, applause has become the lowest form, and writing an article to applaud the leaders is the applause from above.

Knowing the meaning of clapping, I naturally regard clapping as a treasure and devote myself wholeheartedly. At the same time, I no longer take clapping seriously, and my personality is split, and I often behave like a certain kind of pet. However, sometimes walking in the sun, the characteristics of pets are temporarily atomized, and there is the most primitive applause. For example, if civilians are willing to help others, they can't help but be moved and applaud sincerely. At this time, applause stood on the side of the road again and found the feeling of people.

(d) There is always an expectation.

( 1)

There is always an expectation-I want to find a wife.

Cars are eager for roads, flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, souls are eager for crossing, souls are eager for home, and I am eager for my wife.

Looking for her in the crowd, I was walking on the road and suddenly looked around. There were countless aunts and uncles.

It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window?

Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar in one bite?

Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently?

In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.

Mistake, mistake. This idea finally became my doom.

I didn't expect that I was in a hurry and staged such a terrible scene.

(2)

When I was at school, I was not good at math. I always expected someone to touch my head when I was asleep, and then I learned everything, but I still failed. After work, I always look forward to buying a lottery ticket at random and winning him five million dollars, but I can't even win five dollars. In love, I always expect this to be the last time, and then I can directly touch happiness, and the result is to repeat the same mistakes.

(3)

I always want to have an expectation and be able to slim down; There is always an expectation that I can succeed; There is always an expectation that tomorrow will be better. Sometimes I am not a pessimistic person, I believe I can succeed, I know tomorrow will be better, but I am "hesitant"; How can Wandering lose weight? I shouted to myself loudly, can you eat less!