Tik Tok's most popular and inflammatory routine (two articles)

1, m: Little sister, little sister, let me give you something. Do you want it?

Woman: What?

You put your hand out,

(After the girls stretch out, the boys put their hands on it)

Man: Me, do you want it?

2.m: Do you have a lighter?

W: No, girls don't have this kind of thing.

Man: Then how did you light up my heart?

3. Can you play the guitar?

Female; I don't know,

Then how did you resonate with me?

4. Man: Hey, you have a mark on your forehead.

Woman: ah, no.

Man: Open your hair and have a look.

(Give her a kiss when she pushes her hair away)

Man: It's my lip print!

Woman: Bah!

M: Your name. You want to ask you a question.

Woman: Tell me.

M: Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

6.m: Remember your identity.

Woman: What status?

Man: You are my man.

7. Let me ask you a question

Woman: You ask.

How long have you been single?

Female: 26 years.

Sorry to have kept you waiting for 26 years.

Man 8: Let's make friends.

W: Why?

Because love has already begun.

9. Do you know which of the 26 letters I like best?

Woman: Which one?

M: I like you.

10, m: Do you know what is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard?

Woman: What?

Your name?

Do you know which year I like best?

W: What year?

Man: I love you for ten thousand years.

12, m: Are you busy?

W: Very busy.

M: I'm busy, too

W: What are you up to?

Man: I'm busy thinking about you.

M: I want to tell you a story.

Woman: Go ahead, I'm listening.

M: It's a long story. I will tell you all my life.

14, M: I have a way to make you lose weight immediately.

Woman: What?

Man: Give me your heart.

15, m: do you know the meaning of Thai: sa na hey yo?

Woman: I love you.

M: Me too.

16, m: Are you fast?

Woman: Soon!

Man: Don't run so fast. Run so fast. Can I catch up with you?

17, M: I know three people who like you! "

Woman: Who is it?

Oh, my God, my God, my God.

18, m: 365 days a year. Guess which day I like?

W: I really don't know that.

M: I like being with you every day.

M: I have a romantic story. do you want to hear it ?

W: Well, what's the story?

M: It's the story of our meeting.

20.m: what a pity. I had a lot of nightmares last night.

Woman: What nightmare?

Dreams without you are nightmares.

Article 2:

Routine 1

"Are you there?"

"What's the matter?"

"Do you know that China people are more reserved in expression than foreigners?"

"How can I put it?"

"Give a chestnut. When foreigners chat with people they like, they will directly say I love you, but China people are different. "

"How is it different?"

"In China, when people talk to people they like, they will ask' Are you there?'

Routine 2

Woman: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it?

Man: What?

You put your hand out,

(Boys reach out and girls put their hands on it)

Me? Do you want it?

Routine 3

Do you have a lighter?

no

Then how did you light up my heart?

Routine 4

Can you play the guitar?

No. Then how did you resonate with me?

Routine 5

Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? In that case, would you mind changing it?

No, would you mind another drink?

Routine 6

I feel that you are so strange today. (Seriously) What's so strange? It's beautiful! !

Routine 7

Can you smile at me? Why? I forgot to put sugar in this cup of coffee!

Routine 8

Do you know the happiest number? 8? 6? None of them are right. It's five o'clock. Why? Reach out and have a look (then lock your fingers)

Routine 9

Hey, you have a mark on your forehead.

Ah, no.

Open your hair and have a look.

(Give her a kiss when she pushes her hair away)

It's my lip print!

Routine 10

Me: "Hey ~ What are you doing?"

F: "I'm playing a game."

Me: "Can you help me wash something?"

F: "I have no time now."

Me: "Oh, please help me wash it!" " "

F: "then I'll go to your place to get it now?"

Me: "Why don't you ask me what to wash, clothes or shoes?"

F: "What do you want me to wash for me?"

Me: "Wash. . . Like me. "

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