A joke to relieve boredom

1 A shoemaker who doesn't want to be a general is not a good cook.

The mute said that the deaf heard the words of the blind and saw love.

I am a tree, waiting for you for a long time, just because one day you walked by me and fell down for you. If you don't smash it, you will live in vain.

You flashed by, which made my heart surge. I look at your back and really want to keep you. I told myself that I would never let you leave, never ... "Catch a thief!" "

There are some strange names in the world: Shen Jingbin, Du Qiyan and Wei Jinsheng. But Shi came first.