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Humor in real life

Zhang San, a cadre of rural brigade, has the habit of farting. It makes a sound when you fart. People can't hold back if they want to. I always feel embarrassed for Ting.

After a long time, colleagues around him became accustomed to it, and no one laughed at him anymore.

Suddenly one day the commune informed him to go to the county for a meeting. This will hurt his brain.

He thought; It's just a shame in my hometown. If you go to the county town hall, it's really disgraceful to fart in public places in the lobby. This has become a joke.

So, Zhang San thought, we must think of a good way to stop farting. After much reasoning, he finally decided to cut a finger-sized cork with a small knife and put it on his anus. The result is really effective. I can't fart, but my stomach is swollen.

He thinks it's better to feel uncomfortable than to make a fool of himself.

The next day, he went to a meeting Before the meeting in the county, he went to the toilet first to spit out all the gas in his stomach. It is also easy to attend the meeting. Unbutton your pants, take off the cork, put it on the windowsill behind you, and squat down.

At this time, a policeman with a siren came in the toilet. The policeman put the siren in his hand on the same windowsill. Squatting next to Zhang San. When they first met, ...

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