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A funny and handsome sentence

1, you are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, they always look so good.

Everyone laughed at me, only you made me cry.

3. You look beautiful. I'm not complimenting you, just reminding you.

4. Brother who is full of handsome factors from head to toe.

5, you are bold, how can this beauty shaped by God be easily displayed to the world?

6. A little more beautiful, but not necessarily so perfect.

7. Your face value is strange, suddenly high and suddenly high.

8. If beauty can kill people, I would have been killed by you.

9. The day I saw you, I knew it was time to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.

10, hello, I'm a network policeman. You were arrested for being too handsome. Give me your hand and grab it.

1 1, I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

12, I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

13, if Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.

14, handsome is providence, cool is artificial.

15, today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and look handsome.

16, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

17, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

20. Why cover your face with your ass?