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She is waiting for his night bus at the gate of the station. A man came over and asked her the price. She asked him to comment, and the man said she was not professional enough.
She asked, "How about free?" The man escaped in a hurry.
She is going to tell him about it as a joke. I can't wait for him.
The client doesn't want a free prostitute, and he doesn't want her to be humble.
Before meeting him, she wanted to die. After meeting him, she wanted to beg him. He is her savior.
He who can save the world is doomed to destroy it.
It was as if she had fallen into a dry well. When he passed by, he gave her a rope, pulled it to two thirds, and suddenly gave up the rescue.
He doesn't like her pleading gesture. He is afraid to save a woman who will haunt him for life.
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So, there are two things I won't do, waiting for you and begging you. One minute, one second, not a spark. I was not born because of you, and I will not die because of you.
You appeared in my most obscure years, and the undercurrent occupied my tenderness and brilliance. I don't know what to give you, but I am stingy with my flattery.
I want to write this novel for you.
I tried my best. I tried my best.
I assure you, this is the only thing you remember about me.
We are suffering from illness and death, and we are afraid of death.
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