Let's talk about jokes in oral communication. What are the jokes?

Let's talk about jokes in oral communication. There are the following jokes:

1. Once upon a time there was a monk who learned a lot. One day, a scholar sneered: How to write the bald word of bald donkey? The monk replied, bend the scholar's beautiful words and turn his ass a little.

2. A cook cuts meat at home and hides in his arms. When the wife saw it, she scolded: This is her own meat. Why? Answer: Ah, I forgot.

When the new official took office, he asked the official, "What's it like to be an official?" The official said: one year should be clear, two and a half years should be clear, and three years should be mixed. Official sigh: teach me how to endure for three years!

4. The father and son were carrying an altar of wine and broke it because of the slippery road. The father was furious. His son fell to the ground and drank heavily. He looked up at his father and said, do you want to wait for food?

A monk secretly bought shrimp and cooked it. When he saw the shrimp jumping about in the pot, he quickly put his hands together and whispered, "Amitabha, be patient." It won't hurt after a while. "