The classic joke 10 is an internet bar couplet.

1, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

2. Passing an Internet cafe, I saw such a couplet. Part I: Play more, play less and play more. Bottom line: Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later. Horizontal batch: Internet cafe.

3. Go to my cousin's house to play. He caught a mouse at home and abused it.

The mouse was dying, but my cousin finally let it go and asked, Why?

He said: let it go back and tell its associates that this house is not easy to mess with and move out of it quickly.

Everyone knows the current temperature in Beijing. Just now I saw a man riding a battery car with a hat on his face. Less than two meters after riding, he was run out of the restaurant. A young man stepped on it and shouted "Tell you B to steal my car". The cyclist lay back on the ground and looked at the boy for a few seconds. Then the boy hurried forward and said, "Dad, why didn't you say anything when you came to ride a bike?" That's the truth.

I just got a call saying that it belongs to an insurance company ... I wanted to hang it ... but later I thought it was all for sale! It's not easy. I just talked to my sisters for half an hour. After half an hour of discussion ... I finally took her down! Bought me a course of pilose antler oral liquid to try!

6. I just took my niece to the shopping center ... The salesman came over and gave me a look: "Sir, it's very expensive there." I patted my niece on the head: "study hard, or I will only be a salesman when I grow up." ...

7. The buffet started with "Hey, I took this, I have to eat it myself" and ended with "Eat it, why don't you eat it?" "Who takes who eats!"

8, high school chorus, our class sings the Yellow River chorus, and the monitor leads the singer, but he is particularly nervous. Finally, it was our class's turn. The monitor said, "The wind is whistling! The horse is barking! Ready ... call! " . Since then, he has been immortal in our school. ....

9. True story, waiting for the bus on the platform, an 80-year-old woman with a little limp came to me to borrow a dollar to take the bus (there are all buses in the city), and I gave it. Then we got on the same bus, she was in front and I was behind, and then I heard "Didi! Old card! " I ...

10, my husband's family is in the countryside. According to custom, he began to kill pigs, fish and chickens a few days before his wedding, waiting to entertain guests ... My husband came to my house two days before his wedding, and I asked him what he was doing at home these days. He said he would kill everything in our family to marry you.