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[Original] Reed Field Chapter 2 Dajunzi 4 (Part 1)
In the school, Da Junzi is still the ordinary-looking kid who is unremarkable. When he was playing volleyball, he was still an athlete who was praised by all the teachers and students in the school. Now he attends classes and plays like everyone else every day. After class, during class, I played treasure hunting, played hide and seek, and read little books with Lei Zi, Boss, and the others...
It seemed as if he was not the one who shocked his brothers and protected his sister, and it seemed that he was not a fool in the past. The little guy felt that Junzi was a different person. He listened well in class every day, stopped being naughty and mischievous after class, stopped copying questions he didn't know, and actually started asking the class cadres to give questions.
This kind of day did not last for two and a half days. Everyone thought that Da Junzi could spend his sixth grade peacefully. When Da Junzi disappeared, along with Lei Zi and the boss.
There was no sign before, and there was no doubt that three mines were dropped on Luweidi Village.
Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival.
The child is missing.
This is truly unprecedented in Luweidi Village.
Dajunzi’s mother, Leizi’s parents, Xiaodongzi’s father and mother, the backbone of the family gathered together for a meeting.
"They have no money in their pockets, where can they go?" Lei Zi's father was worried about his child for the first time. What would happen if such an eldest son was lost?
"It's been so long since last night and now. The child won't be lost, right?" Thinking of the possibility that the child might be abducted or something, the mother has begun to sob softly. Three mothers in the village You have to be considered someone who has seen the world, so if you really encounter such a big thing, you should get into trouble first.
"Don't cry, we all have to calm down at this time. Sister-in-law, please take a look and calculate, which direction did you run to?" Lei Zi said after school last night that he would stay at Da Junzi's house. He often did this before, so Lei Zi The son's parents didn't take it seriously. The eldest father was at home on vacation for the past two days. The little thing went back and said something, but the mother didn't think much about it. To tell the truth, she left at Da Junzi's house.
"Do your two families have any distant relatives?" Dajunzi's mother was not too anxious. She vaguely knew that her children might go to her third sister's house.
Here we are in a state of panic. There are sighs, cries, and smoke. Before the Xian family settles down, the loudspeaker in the village suddenly rang: Damn it, Damn it! Damn it, Damn it! Mom, come to the village right away to answer the phone, come to the village right away to answer the phone!
"Quick, quick, let's all go, I'm probably convinced!" Da Junzi's mother scratched her head and pulled on her shoes, and several people ran all the way to the village headquarters.
"Is the child back?"
"Is the child back?"
"Don't worry, don't hit the child when you come back..."
"This child is really brave. He dares to run away from home at such a young age. I don't know what will happen to him in the future..."
The little thing's mother ran slowly and fell behind. After hearing this, he said : "My sons are also smart. Some children don't even know how to spend money if you give them money!" The villager who said this suddenly fell silent. His son was indeed a bit careless. Why bother? Carrying four ounces of his own weight and saying that half a pound is not enough for the scale!
Folks, you are concerned: It’s August Festival, don’t let your children get lost! Some people are joking: What does it matter if you have money? If you don’t have enough money, your son will make it! Some people were gloating about the misfortune: What does it matter if you have a son? He didn’t just run away... As soon as the little thing’s mother said this, everyone immediately fell silent.
"What's going on? Who's calling? How long will it take to call?"
"Third sister Dajunzi, the signal is not very good. Please give me a few minutes and let you guys know." Don't worry, several children went to her house. "Amitabha!" I don't know who was heartbroken first.
Fortunately, there is such a phone in the village, which really saved my life!
"Look, what did I say? I just said that the three of them are not stupid and can't be thrown away." Lei Zi's father is just an afterthought.
Several people gathered around a phone, afraid of missing it.
These few hours of suffering made them feel that their son was a treasure. No matter how many children there were in the family, none of them could be missing!
Finally, the phone rang, and Da Junzi’s mother answered the phone. Several people watched and listened: “Mom, Da Junzi and the others are here with me. I asked them to finish their meal and go to sleep for a while. , don’t hit them when you go back, otherwise they will go to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts! It’s hard for me to persuade you!” After a call, the signal was intermittent, and Baali struggled to express clearly. The father pointed to himself, "Your two uncles are coming over to Lei Zi's house and Lao Lao's house. What do you want to eat? Mom will bring it to you?" As usual, neither Lei Zi's father nor the eldest father had ever been out of the province, so the family had to make some preparations. Later, I learned that the two brothers from the Kang Mat Factory and the Carpet Factory were going home for the holidays and took a bus. I was overjoyed and didn't have to worry about it.
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