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Brothers and sisters ~ ~ ~ Who has simple English jokes?
A man came home from work late, tired, and found his 5-year-old son waiting for him.
Wait for him at the door. "Dad, can I ask you a question?" "Yes, of course, what?
Is it? "The man replied, Dad, how much do you earn an hour? ""if you
I must know that I earn 20 dollars an hour. "Oh," the little boy answered with his head.
Bowing his head and looking up, he said, "Dad, can I borrow 10 dollars?" Father
Fly into a rage, "if the only reason you ask is that you can borrow some."
Money to buy a silly toy, and then you go to bed. "The little boy went quietly.
His room, closed the door. After about an hour or so, that person
It has calmed down. Start thinking. Maybe he has something.
I really need to buy it with that 10 dollar, and he really didn't ask for money.
Very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened it.
Doors. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No, Dad," the boy replied.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you before." The man said,
"Here is your 10 dollar." The little boy smiled and sat up straight.
"Oh, thank you, Dad!" He shouted. Then he reached under the pillow.
Take out some crumpled bills. Men, seeing that boys have
With money, I began to get angry again. The little boy counted out slowly.
His money, and then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money?
Do you already have some? "Father asked because I didn't.
That's enough, but now I know. The little boy replied, "Dad, I have 20 dollars now."
Can I buy you an hour? Please go home early tomorrow.
I want to have dinner with you. "
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