I had a dream yesterday that you transferred money to me.

The old lady deposited $5, in Manhattan Bank. The president received in the VIp room. President: Your life savings? Old lady: Where? I gamble for a living, and I will win every bet. I just won! President: "Impossible!" Old lady: "then take a gamble. There will be a triangular birthmark on your ass tomorrow morning. The bet is this 5 thousand!" " The president was suspicious, looked at a bag of cash and decided to gamble. After the old lady left, the president went home and checked in front of the mirror several times. There was no birthmark until the next day when he agreed to go to the VIp room. The old lady arrived early and stood next to a well-dressed lawyer. Old lady: Today, the lawyer testified to check your ass. President: "there is really no birthmark, let alone a triangle." Then take off your pants and let them check your ass. . . The old lady looked at it: "Sure enough, I lost.". At this time, the lawyer was livid and kept banging his head against the wall. The president was frightened. Lawyer: She just bet me 1.5 million that you would take off your pants to show her your ass! Enlightenment: If one party's stakeholders can't make you profitable, then introduce the other party, or even subsidize this party with the other party! So that funds can flow in the transaction structure of the business model.

Last night, my roommate came to me and asked me to send him 2 yuan in a letter, and then give me cash tomorrow. I transferred it to him without much thought. As a result, this 2b came to me the next day and said that I had a dream yesterday that you transferred money to me. . Alas, my heart is tired.

Today, I went to my friend's house to play, and my friend went out to buy food. I answered a phone call and then I wanted to go out. My friend's door was the kind of wooden door that opened outside, and I couldn't close it after several times. Now the door frame collapsed. Should I go? What shadow will my friend have when he comes back?

My mother was a tiger when she was a child. She was king of the children from her place, and she never lost a fight. One day, my grandmother went out on business and was afraid that my mother would go out to fight, so she tied my mother to the table at home with an iron chain. Grandma came home in the afternoon and found no one at home. When she went out to look for it, she found a woman waving a table and running after a unlucky man in the afterglow of the sunset. . .

When I was a child, I was swimming in the country, and I was alone in the pond. My mother looked at me eating melon seeds on the shore. I accidentally fell from the swimming ring and choked a few mouthfuls in the water. I jumped up and grabbed the swimming ring myself. When my head came out, I saw that my mother was still eating melon seeds ... Dear mother, my daughter may have drowned, but she couldn't put a handful of melon seeds down. Later, she told me that she couldn't swim herself. At that time, she didn't know what to do, so she could only … eat melon seeds nervously.

My wife gave birth a few days ago. Today, the doctor asked me to leave the hospital, and then I packed my things and went through the formalities. We just came out of the ward, and the nurse caught up with me and asked, What else have you forgotten? I checked it again and brought it all. I asked my wife what you didn't take, and she said, it's gone. The nurse said, where are the children? I'll go. I can't let the child know about it when he grows up.

I recently felt nearsighted, so I went to the hospital: "Doctor, I seem to be nearsighted." Doctor: "So what are the main manifestations?" Me: "Well ... I opened my wallet and found that the money was gone." Doctor: "..."

Today, my aunt's son told me a joke! He said that he used to have a dog, and then he named it Stop, calling it "Stop" and "Stop" every time. . It wasn't long before the dog went crazy. . I was completely laughed at. .

In the cold winter, a 1-year-old boy is eating popsicles. A passerby saw it and said, "Isn't it cold to eat popsicles in winter?" Then the little boy said, "My grandmother lived to be 14 years old." The passerby went on to say, "Did your grandmother live so long because she ate popsicles in winter?" The little boy said, "My grandmother never meddles."

I patted my husband's stomach, smiled and said, "Look at your stomach! I thought you said you'd be back at eleven! It's already 12 o'clock, so why didn't I come back ... "My husband said confusedly," Didn't you say that men must be pregnant, so I drank two more bottles ... "

On Mother's Day, a large group of dutiful sons and grandchildren came out in the circle of friends. Father's Day is coming in a few days. Are a large number of filial sons and grandchildren ready to bask in filial piety in the circle of friends? In fact, your parents are at home and not in the circle of friends. When they have time, they usually do their filial piety, and they don't have to pretend to be 125,8 on that day. About dreams I had a dream, which was full of you

1. Forgive me for always encouraging myself to pretend to be strong for so long, and I don't care

2. Please remember that those who make you breathless are the ones who teach you to be patient and cruel

3. Do friends pretend to have a good relationship with you when they use you?

Fourth, time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe fairy tales easily. Fifth, the road ahead is long, so I want you to accompany me. Sixth, while I am young, how many people joke about the wings of dreams again.

Seven, girls with stomach trouble, you should remember to eat and sleep on time and take care of yourself, because I know the feeling of extreme pain when stomach trouble breaks out.

Eight, if you can't stop arguing and scolding, that's love. As long as the ending is with you, the process will make me feel any pain.

Nine, the fingertips that have not stopped, the keys that have been played for years, and the goodbye that has not been signed, have cured my worries.

Ten, when we remove the stumbling blocks that others have laid, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

eleven, being understood by others is actually a very extravagant thing

twelve, I don't have to compromise myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.

thirteen, I'm extremely afraid of three things: my friends will gradually get away from my lover's deception and betray my parents' white hair.

XIV. [I explained from my personal experience that it is better not to be a lover if I can be a friend]

XV. I am not good at retaining, but you all have to leave

XVI. Come to me when you are tired, and I will still accompany you.

XVII. paste. So everything is ok, log off and restart.

XVIII. Traveling is actually to find a place where no one knows yourself.

XIX. When I was at school, I emphasized equality between men and women. It turned out that there was no such thing in society.

2. Has anyone ever thanked you for your kindness? They will only push their luck.

21. The seven things they fear most are lying, cheating, hypocrisy, excuses for betrayal, leaving and perfunctory.

twenty-two, it is because I tasted a little sweetness that I am willing to continue to play a bigger chip.

Twenty-three, the fish said: You don't know I am crying because I am in the water.

twenty-four, please remember that those who make you breathless are the ones who teach you to be patient and cruel

twenty-five, [Sometimes alienation is not annoying but too fond, ]

XXVI. I protect the people around me. I have nothing to be afraid of. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of leaving alive.

XXVI. Life has been so difficult. Don't expose some things.

XXVI. Most things that you have waited too long are not what you originally wanted.

XXVI. Life is a long journey. Don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk hand in hand with you.

3. I have long forgotten the gentleness you gave me.

31. I suddenly found that things that I used to care about are now irrelevant.

32. When I look up and look around the class, I can't find your face any more. Perhaps this is a great sorrow.

33. His dark hair covers the face of his young idol and his great disappointment with the world.

thirty-four, maybe the person who smiles is suffering in the most beautiful way

thirty-five, half of the things you think can't be changed, and half of them don't want to be changed. For example, you don't love me

thirty-six, maybe the person who smiles is suffering in the most beautiful way

thirty-seven, how many times do I have to break my neck and look back before I can meet you

thirty-eight, a bottle of water? Time flies for ten years, innocence

Thirty-nine, I smiled when I thought about the promises I had heard before and my promises to others

Forty, he said that he liked me, and I smiled and said that I didn't like him. As a result, he has a date now, but I am crying. I deserve it. I was so proud at the beginning.

forty-one, I had a dream, and it was full of you.

forty-two, whenever I see what the title is, will you leave after reading it? I silently click on a bad review and then leave.

forty-three, I hope all my good friends can study hard, get into an ideal university and find a suitable job, and then support me!

forty-four, whose heartbreak is deeper than whose scar is

forty-five, if you are not enthusiastic, you will naturally not feel that others are cold

forty-six, forgive those who speak ill of you behind your back, because they just can't see that you are better than her.

forty-seven, knowing you and not liking you will become the most difficult thing in the world.

forty-eight, I don't know how you feel about watching and being down. It is always the truest feelings that hurt the most.

2. Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean that you are not loved with all his/her being.

3. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side.

4. it is not pleasing to the eye to see others, but it is not enough self-cultivation. At the moment when people are angry, their IQ is zero, and it returns to normal after one minute. The key to people's elegance lies in controlling their emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior.

5. People don't have tears when they are most sad and scared. Tears always flow at the end of the story and at the end of everything!

6. People can live happily, but we choose complexity and sigh!

7. Youth, like a grand and gorgeous drama, has different masks, plays different roles and experiences, but has the same sadness.

8. Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

9. Maybe it's just a dream, a broken dream, flowers fade and fade, and finally it's a sadness. We met and fell in love, and finally we broke up in discord.

1. We are too close to memories and too far away from freedom. Sometimes I can't forget it, but I just fall in love with memories. A hesitation, a betrayal and an accident are enough to make it wither. Break away from everything and disappear.

11. We are afraid of the years, but we don't know how gratifying it is to be alive. We think that survival is boring, but many people are struggling between life and death. When will we be grateful for what we have? Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your bad. We will never, never say goodbye.

12. Clear your mind and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

13. Having someone who knows you is the greatest happiness. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say many things that love you, but do many things that love you.

14. If a person has been single for a long time, he doesn't want to fall in love, and he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important. If a person has been single for a long time, he doesn't want to go shopping, and he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more and more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person has been single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.

15. Every memory has a password. As long as the time, place and character combination are correct, no matter how long it is dusty, that person's scene will be picked up again in oblivion. You might say, "Isn't it all over?" In fact, the past is only time, and you still can't escape. If you think of it, you will smile or be sad. That kind of fate is called "powerless".

16. If life had never met, I would still be me, dreaming occasionally, and then, I would start running around day after day, drowning in this noisy city. I don't understand, there is such a you in this world, only you can make people aftertaste, and only you can make me enchanted. If life never met, I wouldn't believe that there is a kind of person who can never get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.

17. I always thought that happiness was in the distance and in the future that I could pursue. Later, it was discovered that those who hugged, shook hands, sang songs, shed tears and loved were once happiness. In countless nights, what we said, what we made, what we called, what we missed, and what we saw or couldn't see, we all touched, and then in the shuttle of time, everything became eternal!

18. Don't complain that your woman is ugly, that you don't have a good father, that your job is poor, and that no one appreciates you. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you stepped on the shoulders of giants or on garbage.

19. Sometimes, I'm in a bad mood for no reason, and I don't want to talk to anyone. I just want to be alone in a daze. Sometimes, I want a person to hide and be fragile, and I don't want others to see my wounds. Sometimes, walking through a familiar street corner and seeing a familiar back suddenly reminds me of a person's face. Sometimes, others misunderstand their careless words, and they feel depressed and panic. Sometimes, I find myself growing up overnight.

2. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal posture without sorrow and joy. Half peaceful in the soil, half flying in the wind, half in the shade, half bathed in sunshine, very silent and very proud, never relying on and never looking for.

21. There are always some people around you. When you see her happy all day, she is really like a child, and everyone envies her. In fact, where do you know: one second ago, she was crying sadly, and the next second, she was filled with a bright smile. In fact, they can't be alone. In the dead of night, they always sit at the window and meditate on the frustration in the night sky. They are like sunflowers, always bright and bright on the front of the sun, but they hide their sadness on the back that they can't shine. Give me a hug, and I will give you a tomorrow

1. My love for you will last until the end of the world.

second, keep the distance at one.