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"The matching mechanism is too pit!" I lost the game for four hours in a row and my lungs exploded. Is it necessary to invest so much in playing games?
1, playing games leads to spontaneous pneumothorax. Mr. Chen usually has no other hobbies. His greatest hobby is playing games. One night, he played games as usual. I don't know what happened. The teammates he cooperated with all night were poor. He has the idea of stopping after winning a game. Unexpectedly, he didn't win for four consecutive hours. The more he thought about it, the more frustrated he became. It's really unbearable. Handfuls of mobile phones fell to the ground. Unexpectedly, after a while, he actually felt chest tightness and difficulty breathing. He thinks it's just ordinary dyspnea. What he didn't expect was that after only a few minutes, there was an unbearable stabbing pain in his chest, and he couldn't stand it any more. The whole family and Mr. Chen came to the hospital for examination.
Mr. Chen's figure is thin and tall. After hearing his symptoms, the doctor quickly judged that he was most likely a spontaneous pneumothorax. After examination, it was found that tall and thin people are prone to congenital abnormal development of visceral pleura, which is easy to lead to pneumothorax. The hospital immediately arranged an operation for Mr. Chen. Fortunately, Mr. Chen is in good health and recovers quickly.
2. You must balance your mind when playing games. Most normal people's lungs are actually quite strong, but for those who are prone to spontaneous pneumothorax, it is different. Their lungs are fragile, and sometimes they just use a little force. It is very likely to cause pneumothorax, and the gas will accumulate after entering the pleural cavity, which will cause some cardiopulmonary dysfunction.
Mr. Chen is also too angry and breathing too hard, so the lung bullae caused by abnormal development is broken. Mr. Chen also laughs at himself. If it weren't for the pit of the matching mechanism, he would never have such a thing. But now it seems that Mr. Chen is likely to have spontaneous pneumothorax whether he plays games or not, but in any case, I still want to advise you to balance your mind when playing games, because it is absolutely not worth getting angry because of games.
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