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What do you think is Li Bihua's classic sentence?

A wise man is the happiest. Only people who think they are smart are depressed. This should be clearly distinguished.

Strange, the most beautiful things have the ugliest faces-such as hairy crabs.

The person who walks fastest, is in a hurry and can't wait in the world is a child who has just learned to walk-just like a "* * *".

Decades have passed, just like a sigh at night.

The reason why there is unswerving love in the world, loyalty to the liver and bravery, is because time is quite short. It's not easy not to have a dutiful son in front of a hospital bed. The beauty of everything lies in "no time to go bad".

It's horrible to watch a movie where children pretend to be adults-what's even scarier is that adults pretend to be children.

Why do many people like to ask strangers, and the mailbox in the newspaper often bursts? Because people you don't know can be "ignorant" and give you a frank criticism.

For the characters in the pen, "love wants to live, evil wants to die" and put them into action one by one. How can reality be as chic as people in movies? The real time is never allowed-can you spit out the last sentence before you die? Someone just hugged him before he fainted? Running away from home and packing clothes will definitely bring a suitcase within reach? When drinking arsenic, you accidentally fell into a wine bowl? The police arrived in time at the critical moment to bring the criminals to justice? Is it right to slap a man in the face? ..... and, as soon as I rushed out of the street, I stopped a taxi? Scared?

I don't think Chinese medicine and Chinese medicine are the best, but Chinese medicine and Chinese medicine are the most romantic. For example, every time I wash the red brick floor of a shop, it's like sucking blood, and I see that those brick floors are deeply red to the bone marrow.

I can't stand harmless people, so they won't give in. I tolerate people who are kind to me, people who miss me, and enemies. Accept the enemy's self-esteem

I'm not a real person, and I'm not a fictional person.

There was no "if" in the past. Don't answer hypothetical questions, it's not worth the loss, that's all.

I love you forever. "Love" is easier, but what is "forever"?

Autumn fan, winter and summer clothes, you are diligent when my heart is indifferent.

Out of date-the 16-character mantra of wandering the rivers and lakes: kill for your life, pay back your debts, be willing to gamble and lose, and be responsible for your own profits and losses.

Escape is active, sharp and never looking back; Slow retreat. If you step back, it means you are still attached.

Countless years of precipitation, you and I have grown up, matured, or seen through, it doesn't matter, it's no big deal.

A man's taste depends on his socks.

Whether a woman is pampered or not depends on her hands.

Look at a person's blood gas and hair.

Look at a man's cards and his friends.

Look at the relationship between two people and see how nervous the other person is when the accident happens.

Look at the relationship between three people and see when you are down and out.

Look at the relationship between four people and the situation on the mahjong table.

The biggest wish is to get something for nothing, to receive both money and money, to wait for the money to arrive, and to lead a drunken life.

The so-called "prodigal son returns" has an absolute age limit. I'm not a "son" anymore, and I'm still doing nothing. This is not chic, but cowardice.

When you sleep like death, the stone sinks into the sea-only when you sleep, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the world is cold, and there is no hatred at home and abroad can you return to your childhood.

Swear to anything, not to the moon-it is curved and changes every ten days.

Life is impermanent and youth is gone. The best people and those who don't want to die most often get nothing.

If I can choose in my next life, I don't want to be a man, because I don't want to love women. This complex animal is insidious, jealous, stingy, talkative, vicious, arrogant, bossy, sensitive and mean ... I really can't love them. However, how can there be no women in the world?

Don't test human nature, never-it's just fragile.

Life is like a bad cold, cold and hot. There is no cure, but it is not fatal. Everyone's been through it. It's all in the past.

When a happy party shows love, there must be one who licks the wound in the dark.

Where there are China people, there is a back door.

This is love: among about10 million people, only one pair of Liang Zhu can become a butterfly. Others will only become moths, cockroaches, mosquitoes, flies, scarabs ... but they cannot become butterflies. It's not as beautiful as I thought.

Sudden loneliness is like the theater lobby after the movie.

It is your own ignorance, not others' clever means, that deprives you.

When a child falls down, if he looks around and there are no adults around, he won't cry, just get up by himself. When someone cares about your pain, you will suffer more. No one, you owe pity, but you are strong and live up to expectations.

Being strong is an armed inferiority complex.

XXXXX, who is too influenced by gravity, will "speak out".

The reason why there is unswerving love in the world, loyalty to the liver and bravery, is because it is quite short. It's not easy not to have a dutiful son in front of a hospital bed. The beauty of all things lies in "no time to go bad".

Life is like this-cheap before death, expensive after death.

I can't stand harmless people, so they won't give in. I tolerate people who are kind to me, people who miss me, and enemies. Accept the arrogance of the enemy.

"... the national education of a country depends on its public toilets; A man's taste depends on his socks; Whether a woman can raise it or not depends on her hands. See a person's value, depends on his opponent; Look at a person's cards, depending on the friends around him ... "-from Green Waist"

This is love: it takes about10 million people to have a pair of Liang Zhu before you can become a butterfly. Others will only become moths, cockroaches, gnats, flies, scarabs ......................................................................................................................................................... It's not as beautiful as I thought. -"rouge buckle"

"People are so powerful, but power, life and death, love and hate, fame and fortune have shaken it.

"Power, life and death, love and hate, fame and fortune are so powerful, but they are exhausted by time."

Liu, because of his overbearing appearance and strong flavor. Mangosteen is the Eastern Palace. It is dignified, petite, pure and has inner beauty. Rambutan is the Western Palace, more enchanting and gorgeous. The pulp sticks to the core and the package is not clear.

In business society, the more people know that you are hungry, the less you can find food.

Happy life: 70% full, 3% drunk, full of harvest; Live a good life, pay moderate labor and enjoy inferior lust.

There is nothing unfair in the world? Anyone who is measured must pay the price for what he wants.

Don't women want to save their strength, sit back and relax, enjoy success and smile? But when no one helps me, I have to rely on myself. Of all the people in the world, everyone who really wants to "stand" wants to sit. Ask a strong woman forced by circumstances.

Deep and taciturn people, like rare wild animals, occasionally meet one. It turned out that he had a cold and a sore throat that day.

In fact, the most terrible thing is endless expectation, and I can't see my fingers.

Everyone has a dream in his body. That is: longing for a little accident, romance, willfulness, innocence, luxury, surprise, excitement, pain, regret, reminiscence, lovesickness, tolerable success or failure-a little, not much. Too many dreams encroach on life and there is no turning back; Too little, only one inch in my mind, not enough.

What ability does a man have to suppress Italian horsehead apes? Men are animals themselves.

In fact, I dare not look at a man with a grudge. Men can be bad, not complaining, and bored when complaining.

Every woman wants to have two men in her life: Xu Xian and Fahai. Yes, Fahai is a golden lacquer idol who tries his best to please him, waiting for him to be a little fake in life and stand on top; Xu Xian is a beautiful boy. He is holding hands and raising his eyebrows carefully. He tells you the best words to tie your heart-but just because he has, he can't say anything accurate, and none of his actions are tough. What if Faheken submits it? He is too strong, too slow, too gentle and too futile.

Every man wants to have two women in his life: the white snake and the green snake. At the same time, alternating with each other embellished his barren fate-only, when he got the white snake, she gradually turned into pale ashes next to Zhumen; The green snake is a crisp and spicy young leaf on the top of the tree. By the time he got the green snake, she was already a sullen green mountain herb in the ancient medicine chest of China; The white snake looked up and saw the tender new snowflakes floating in the sky.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, no matter how bright her future is, she will either become a queen, a famous prostitute or a talented poetess, and her life will not be very happy. Unlike an ordinary woman, she just became a wife, but she didn't have to bear the mysterious and tragic fate.

No matter how beautiful a woman is and how bright her future is, she will be satisfied, but contentment does not mean happiness. Contentment is nothing to do.

Be careful that there is nothing, boundless.

The world of mortals commits iniquity, so why leave a mark.

Fortunately, people in the same area even lost the chance to meet at street corners. Very relieved.

Outdated: autumn fans, winter and summer clothes. Also, when my heart is cold, you are diligent.

Often the most expensive thing is silence. Why waste your gestures? Not only expensive, but also expensive.

At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

A person is least prepared, changing clothes, taking a bath and sleeping. Or drunk, or drugged Or have an accident, or face casualties ... or fall into.

He's not my man anymore. Before you can't bully yourself, the dust of the past is only enough to miss you.

Love that person deeply, relatively speaking, self-character is quite worn out by accommodation.

Any process, if looming, half bright and half dark, suspicious of illusion and truth, like a half-life jade, is the best.

The best people can control their promises all their lives and leave room for themselves and others.

I believe they will grow old together, but there is no guarantee that they will be together forever. -Everybody does. From gorgeous to plain, or from plain to more plain, it is the same, there is nothing wrong, and there is no murder involved. He is her permanent husband. She is his eternal wife.

If you change it, change it early. If it doesn't change, it won't change for many years.

Maybe she knew everything, but she deceived herself and finally became desperate at the end of her tether. Women won't give up until they get to such a field? Just like a fish, it is dead to water.

He was too old to mix in the crowd, and he had no characteristics. He passed in the blink of an eye. All the old people and babies in the world are vague-because they are too close to death.

Marriage is wholesale and prostitution is retail.

Dream like Gengetsu, if you leave the flowers-twelve little flowers (wedding flowers).

Being poor is not difficult, as long as you are willing. But dare you? The two men described themselves as haggard, unable to eat three meals, and wept blood. Finally, but not as people know, they were poor, bad-tempered, and in poor health, and became a painful couple. A little opinion will make trouble, and each will hurt the other's self-esteem with vicious words. So everyone is regretting: Why should I give up my wife and son for you? Why do I waste my youth for you and refuse all my kind guests?

Cai Feng is not Cai Feng. But a crow is a crow.

A wife is better than a concubine, a concubine is better than a prostitute, a prostitute is better than a thief, and a thief is better than a thief.

It turns out that there is a Meng Po Pavilion under the turntable, which is in charge of Meng Po and is responsible for supplying "Forgotten" tea. After three sips, I forgot everything. This kind of tea is a mixture of bitterness, bitterness and saltiness. After drinking, I couldn't tell the difference between east and west, and I was confused and rushed to the six divisions of the wheel of karma. It was a lifetime ago that I was reborn and woke up.

Forget the past, forget the future and turn over a new leaf.

The thin field is uncultivated, and some people contend.

In a man's life, he will always meet many women who want him to obey. A little obedience will make men more manly. In a woman's life, she always wants men to listen to her. It seems that without this achievement, her being a woman will be abolished. What is "words"? What do you mean by "listening"? In the final analysis, without love, everything is empty talk. There is no love, just beating gongs and drums.

But I'm afraid she'll be good. A girl like her can't be a good girl. If she is good, it will make people lose fun.

When I am angry, I have no' appearance', only' emotion'.

Give up halfway? Never land at both ends.

This is life: even if you try your best, the result is decided by heaven. Some people have not stepped down and are exhausted; Some people are eager to stop, and there is too much room for no reason.

This is love: among about10 million people, only one pair of Liang Zhu can become a butterfly. Others will only become moths, cockroaches, gnats, flies, scarabs ... that is, they can't become butterflies. It's not as beautiful as I thought.

What a joke. She has nothing, not even a last name. He has a lot of "sun fire", built a nest of wood, lived safely, and lived longer than Lamian Noodles.

It's good to get hate if you can't get love. -hate also needs emotions.

Sweet memories cannot nourish a person for a long time.

Second place is also a loss. How dare you argue?

When a person is poor, no matter how delicate feelings are, they are rough.

Babies without long hair are especially blessed, and both parents are waiting for the little bald head to sprout.

Under the expectation of many people, he died before he could conquer, which was tantamount to collective failure.

"Happiness" is not a stored value ticket in our wallet. You can't plan ahead.

Everyone who walks in Central is as gorgeous as peaches and plums, but as cold as ice. Don't even laugh. A gifted scholar and a beautiful woman kept walking by.

Sometimes it is fair for people to turn against each other, and sometimes it is fair for us to turn against each other. -if you have feelings, you won't turn your face. Of course, turning your face is ruthless. Don't be a grandmother.

Love you to the highest point, you have to stand on your own feet. If you don't support yourself, who will?

Always love to cheat novels, but also cheat novels; In fact, perseverance is the plot.

Who said "contentment is always a pleasure"? Contentment is contentment, not happiness. Seriously, there is no way to be content.

The best man in the world is "four in one". -Four men of Pan Jinlian; The advantages of Ximen Qing, Song Wu, Wu Dalang and Zhang Zaihu are all in one.

The old man who went to the opera squinted and let friendship massage him like a pair of heavy hands.

Getting married is a very simple thing. Marriage is a clam and a pearl. A grain of sand inadvertently entered the body of Meretrix meretrix, and Meretrix meretrix constantly made great efforts to alleviate the pain. Finally, a perfect pearl was born.

Beautiful flowers will not wither. Very disgusting. -It didn't do the right thing at the right time.

A person is least prepared, changing clothes, taking a bath and sleeping. Or drunk, or drugged Or have an accident, or face casualties. ..... or fall in love.

Contemporary married obese, forced to marry Jogory. -New love is not good, old love is unforgettable.

"Rejection" is one of the three best ways to seduce in the world.

Decades have passed, just like a sigh at night.

Peach Blossoms and Flowing Water are gone, and there are no more cars-Su Xiaoxiao's Tomb.

Where is the subtitle (subtitle) 983? Xiling pine and cypress. -Su Xiaoxiao.

This disaster is my fault. Until now, 800 years later, it is still a scar in my heart.

Ordinary love and care. Ask questions and wink at each other. One of the most primitive touches. ""Ordinary? " "Xiaoqing, we are complicated enough. "

"To tell the truth, you went for love, and I am afraid of loneliness." "What's the difference?" -Li Bihua's famous saying

Compared with the moonlight on your tower at five o'clock, I cried for you and left forever. I still can't wake up. I tried to read your hasty notes, and I found that the ink was too pale. Blue is burning your candle in its kingfisher feather lamp, and the social motto is embroidered with hibiscus, but I can't reach the magic mountain, and you are on the other side, thousands of peaks away.

Wait, we talked all night. Just remembering is enough for a hundred years. 8. At a critical moment, women can only make good use of their own colors.

It's as hard to pretend to be weak as it is to blow off dust.

A person's life is only a few decades-the most generous man loves you for only a few decades. Besides, who would bet as heavily as "lifetime"?

Every man's ultimate goal is "not to go", only to see how much he supports. The ultimate goal of every woman is that a man "won't go", only to see how reserved she is. -Quoted from Li Bihua

A woman, no matter how beautiful she looks and how bright her future is, will either become a queen, a famous prostitute or a talented poet-just like Li Qingzhao who just died ... their lives are not very happy. Not as happy as ordinary women: she just became a wife, but she didn't have to bear the mysterious and tragic fate.

In this karma, whoever falls in love first loses the battle first.

That is the happiness that makes people weak and hopeless. -(Su Zhen says love)

I'm sorry, how do you pretend you don't know? Smart women know to be stupid at the right time-but it's too hard. I don't know when is the right time. I'm not smart enough.

The whole medicine chest consists of countless small black coffins, and each coffin contains the bodies of plants, which will never rot into dust and soil. Plants are much stronger than people. -Quoted from Li Bihua

I'm not a woman yet. I am very unstable.

Tears flow down, you can't help yourself.

Seeing him at a loss, my heart is like a horse race on the plain, which is easy to let go but difficult to accept; As a chess piece in the chessboard, you can only enter and not retreat.

He is like the legend I heard, Feilaifeng. Flying east for a while, flying west for a while, his heart, ah, yes, suddenly there is no place to stay, I don't know whether to stay in the east or the west.

They put on their hair and meditated quietly. Thinking tangled, seems to be a blank. We are all trying to pretend to be thoughtful, but it's just a gesture, because we can't find the topic anymore. -Li Bihua's famous saying

Be sure to live. If you can't live, you have to die slowly. 25. Yes, physical bad luck is often more direct than psychological bad luck.

I am a needle, and my heart is smaller than the eye of a needle. But I'm sharper than a needle. 27. The dead are the best. Just because it's impossible.

Every woman should think for herself, it's their responsibility! Who will save for her? No, I know. Just me.

Love is either too hungry or too full. Either lose everything or win everything.

Like a thief, I don't know where to hide the stolen goods. Stolen goods can't be collected or folded. It's too big to see. It's too expensive to dispose of it. It shook out and pointed it out to the whole world, and relatives and friends didn't allow it-I actually robbed my sister's man! -Quoted from Li Bihua

However, a pair of men and women have different relationships. At this moment and the moment before, even the air changed its texture and taste, and gradually spread until others noticed it. You can't fool anyone.

My soul is hard to beat.

It's actually very difficult to finish and start.

Every woman thinks she is a shoo-in. Every woman thinks that men only love her, and the rest are just taking part in accidental amusement.

I'd rather bury everything I know quietly. Decades have passed, like a sigh at night, yes, soon. -Quoted from Li Bihua

Loving someone is so tolerant. Don't trust his change of heart, pity his negligence. He is not good, yes, but is she willing to admit that he is not good? A woman with an empty heart is terrible! Focus on one man. Above, he looked for the green void, below, the yellow spring.

Women lie even when they are silent.

A man, like a stone, should be tenacious, indomitable, neither humble nor supercilious, and stand proudly.

Have you ever seen a cat? After catching a mouse, you don't kill it immediately, but you always deal with it loosely and tightly? This is a bit sadistic. I can't hide anyway. How to hide? Tomorrow morning, everyone will look at each other again.

Every man wants to have two women in his life: the white snake and the green snake. At the same time, alternating with each other embellished his barren fate-only, when he got the white snake, she gradually turned into pale ashes next to Zhumen; The green snake is a crisp and spicy young leaf on the top of the tree. By the time he got the green snake, she was already a sullen green mountain herb in the ancient medicine chest of China; The white snake looked up and saw the tender new snowflakes floating in the sky. Every woman wants to have two men in her life: Xu Xian and Fahai. Yes, Fahai is a golden lacquer idol who tries his best to please him, waiting for him to be a little fake in life and stand on top; Xu Xian is a beautiful boy. He is holding hands and raising his eyebrows carefully. He tells you the best words to tie your heart-but just because he has, he can't say anything accurate, and none of his actions are tough. What if Faheken submits it? He is too strong, too slow, too gentle and too futile. -Li Bihua's famous saying

Love is mutual.

I can't wait to go out and find someone to give me a biography, so as not to live up to this pain-lonely life is all kinds of excitement, and I can't bear to be left out.

Don't support men. Yes, don't support him. It's best to wait until he is almost old to love. Men are not interested in "commitment" Once he is promoted, he will wait for an opportunity to break through, and you will be in danger. No one wants to sell his life. He is always ambitious to buy another life with the money he sells.

A man's taste depends on his socks. Whether a woman can raise it or not depends on her hands. Look at a person's blood gas, but look at his hair. Look at a person's mind, look at his eyes. A man's value depends on his opponent. Look at a person's cards and friends around him. Look at the relationship between two people and see how nervous the other person is when the accident happens. Look at the relationship between three people and see when you are down and out. Look at the relationship between four people and the situation on the mahjong table.

The man who never loved me and abandoned me saved me from a marriage disaster more embarrassing than breaking up in love. -Li Bihua's famous saying

One person is not bad, but two people are better.

After experiencing love, most of my life has stayed, and those lives belong to me.

There is no such thing as "unswerving determination"-just because there is no better one, and there is no such thing as "hard to give up"-because the external temptation is not big enough. If it's really big enough for you to leave, it's all due to "fate", and there's no turning back. -don't look back, of course, I was filled in immediately and didn't want to fight. ..... everything is "measured".

Love is like geometry, the shortest missing line is mental arithmetic and the curve is extremely long.

When a person is poor, no matter how delicate feelings are, they are rough. When love is at its highest point, you have to stand on your own two feet. If you don't support yourself, who will? Being second is also losing. How dare you argue? -Li Bihua's famous sentence

The most melancholy thing is that everyone gives you a green eye. You wanted to give you a green eye most, but you got a white eye. In a hurry, unprepared, let your heart be involved …

There are many kinds of love. This is not the best one, but there is no doubt.

The cool wind is blowing, and you are awake. The real "cleverness" is to leave at the right time.

Only those who are cherished are entitled to be proud.

Animals get the word, that is, people who dress! -Li Bihua's famous sentence

The man who never loved me and abandoned me saved me from a marriage disaster that was more embarrassing than breaking up in love.

Good people are just good oil to drive away the wind.

Men are too kind to you, so you should measure whether you can bear it or not.

No one is beautiful enough to talk about character? Excuse me. Similarly:-No one is talented enough to talk about personality. No one is strong enough to ask himself. No one can do it without friends. No one will be so overbearing as not to seek the truth. No one will be too rich to believe in life. No one is lucky enough to do whatever it takes. No one is smart enough not to fall in love. No one-

Men-negative emotions are your name-are quoted from Li Bihua.

Some love is like a nail, you can cut it off and then come out. Some love is like teeth. If you lose it, you will never have it.

A man can't have no electricity for a day, and a husband can't have no money for a day.

Outside the palace gate, no matter how beautiful, it is just a civilian.

Breaking the relationship is a gesture. The hardest thing is to take out your heart and never look back.

Live the life of a gentleman, pay the labor of an inferior, and enjoy the lust of an inferior. -Li Bihua's famous sentence

Bitches are heartless and actors are meaningless. Bitches should be affectionate in bed, and actors can only speak righteously on stage.

"backbone" is actually a luxury, which is not comparable to all "real" things. Everyone has nothing to say about this.

Men can be worthless, but they can't be without income.

Between men and women, if they get together, they will get together, but if they don't, they will disperse. We are even. I feel sorry for you because you turned me down first.

I hate women only because they are shallow-minded. They beautify all beings and flatter men for no reason-Li Bihua's famous sentence

A bad wife at home is better than no wife at all. If there is a coward at home, it is better to turn it off!

A woman, no matter how beautiful she looks and how bright her future is, will either become a queen or a famous prostitute. Either become a talented poet .............................................................................................................................................. is not as happy as ordinary women: she just becomes a wife, but she doesn't have to bear the mysterious and tragic fate.

A man calls a woman ungrateful, but his supply can't satisfy her in the end. A woman scolds a man for ingratitude, mostly because she trained him, and later he trained another woman.

The truth is the worst, the truth is the worst.

There is no such thing as perseverance-just because you can't find a better one. There is no such thing as parting. -the external temptation is not big enough. If it's really big enough for you to leave, it's all over. There is no such thing as never looking back. -don't look back, of course, it is filled immediately, and I don't want to fight. ...

Wake up and hold the power of the world, drunk on the beauty's lap.

A big black umbrella is a faint tower, but it is flesh and blood when opened. Secular desires roll in it.

It has always been Mr. Xu's white snake, no matter how good it is, it has been for thousands of years ...

She closed her eyes and whispered dreamily, "I thought one of the purposes of women's existence was to make men as happy as possible-"

It doesn't matter if you misunderstand, it's like folding a bloody paper fan and putting it in the dark. Finally, he was a passionate peach blossom fan-Li Bihua's famous sentence.

Love, either I give in to you or you give in to me.

Success without happiness is the greatest failure.

All kinds of hatred, the enemy is only a moment of tenderness!

Turn into a worry, acacia is like a button.

Who can say that love at first sight has nothing to do with hue? -Li Bihua's famous sentence

Let her go if she wants to, and stay if she wants to!

A woman's base is base, and it's still base!

The happiest moment for a woman is not that a man asks you to marry him on one knee, but that the man who asks you to marry him has a 10 carat diamond ring in his hand. Although marriage is good, it is icing on the cake if you have golden jade as your partner!

In fact, I can bear hardships-when I have no choice. Some choices are sweeter.

Work hard when you are lovelorn, and work is not as good as falling in love, because work will not disappoint people, and pay will be rewarded. Even if I fail you, I won't completely fail you like my feelings! -Li Bihua's famous saying

After the good people left, they left behind loneliness; Bad men leave more loneliness.

Love is like geometry, with the shortest straight line; Missing is mental arithmetic, and the curve is extremely long.

Which is more important, life and death or love and hate? Of course, what we value is "life" and "love". Why do you ask? I'll give it to whoever wants to "die" and who wants to "hate". When someone cares about your pain, you will suffer more. No one, you are not expensive, but you are strong and live up to your expectations.

This is love: among about10 million people, only one pair of Liang Zhu can become butterflies, and the others can only become moths, gnats, cockroaches, flies, scarabs ... but not butterflies. It's not as beautiful as I thought.