Perjury joke

1. We love our nation, which is the source of our confidence.

People who think they are smart often don't play. The smartest person in the world is the most honest person. Because only honest people can stand the test of facts and history.

Only by being loyal to the facts can we be loyal to the truth.

4. being immersed in the mud and not being eroded by the sugar-coated shells of the bourgeoisie is the most valuable revolutionary quality.

5. Great river songs turn from east to west, and dense groups help the poor. Ten years of broken walls, it is difficult to reward the sea and be a hero.

6. There are always sacrifices in the revolution. We are survivors, as long as we have breath, we must work for the party!

7. Talk to everyone when there are mistakes, which can not only get the supervision and help of comrades, but also give them reference.

8. Cheating is the most distressing thing in the world, and honesty is the happiest thing.

9. We are following the Marxist road, or "Road" for short.

10. Because we in China like going uphill and you Americans like going downhill.

1 1. Speaking of this pen, it's a long story. This is an anti-American trophy from a Korean friend, and it was given to me as a gift. I don't accept rewards, so I refuse. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was meaningful, so I left this pen in your country.

12. Step up study, grasp the center, be superior to miscellaneous, and be superior to others.

13. Everyone should have the ambition to become a generation of heroes! You should be the one who created a generation.

14. Justice will surely bring down those who lie and perjure themselves.

15. We should devote ourselves to the cause of communism, care about people's sufferings and think about the future of the world.

16. People in this era pay more in this life and enjoy socialist happiness for future generations.

17. China people account for almost14 of the world population. If such a big country can't contribute to the world in culture and develop rapidly in economy, then we are sorry for the people of the world and our ancestors.

18. In front of the dead martyrs, we don't need the sadness of tears. We need to continue the legacy of the dead martyrs more seriously and resolutely, step on the blood of the dead martyrs, and continue to work hard and fight forward!

19. Smooth sailing does not temper people.

20. If you don't respect science, you will command blindly.

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