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1. The headmaster and English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ... = = "Sweat.

2. Title: Although ...

Student: He undressed and put on pants.

Comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

Title: Among them

Student: I hurt my left foot.

Comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another.

Student: After work, my father went home one after another.

Comment: How many dads do you have?

Title: Prosperity.

Student: My brother is thriving.

Comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?

Theme: sadness

Student: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

Title: Again ... Again. ......

Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Comment: Is it your mother ... a deformed diamond?

Title: ... first, then ... second, third, fourth and fifth.

Student: Goodbye, sir!

Comment on writing: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

Title: In addition,

Student: A train passes by, besides, besides. ......

Comment on writing: forget it when I die. ....

Step 3 greet

One day, the teacher asked the students to say hello, and Xiao Ming stood up first.

I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway.

I wish you a pleasant journey, disappear halfway and go home without a trace.

Congratulations on making a fortune.

I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer.

Have fun every day, leg cramps.

I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

I wish you good health and all your teeth will fall out.

Have a nice trip and fall down halfway.

I wish you happiness as the East China Sea, and the whole family will jump into the sea.

Have a good life, you are often abnormal.

I wish you an early birth and a natural death.

The teacher fell to the ground.

4、

A student is hard of hearing.

One day, his deskmate said, "The teacher said to pay tuition and fees tomorrow!" "

XXX: "what? There will be a concert in May? Great digging! "

Deskmate: "Are you deaf? It's really hard! "

XXX: "What? The guest is Ekin Cheng? And the king? "

Deskmate: "You are hard of hearing and won't tell you!"

So-and-so: "What do you mean when you say that Mo Xiaobei is Romania? I won't carry her straight! "

Deskmate: "I'm in a hurry with you if you interrupt again!"

XXX: "what? I almost became your aunt? I can be your uncle or your uncle! "

Deskmate: "I'm really angry!" "

So-and-so: "Do you like S.H.E too? I like it too. Persian cat! Squint your eyes! Persian cat ... "

Deskmate: "You are crazy!"

So-and-so: "Are you in love with Nicholas Tse? It is too late. He even has a son! "

Deskmate: "Do you think I am a fool? ! "

XXX: "what? You say I look like Chow Yun Fat? "

Deskmate: "I can't stand pulling! I am going to collapse! "

So-and-so: "Do you want to join a gang? Come on, that's not a good thing! "

Deskmate: "Teacher! I want to change seats! "

XXX: "what? Do you want to spend your life with me? I can't. My ugly ears don't listen .. "

Deskmate: "Talk nonsense again and rip your mouth off!" "

So-and-so: "What, you don't regret marrying me? Then I'd better do it respectfully ... "

Deskmate: "Look at him, teacher. He bullies people! "

XXX: "What. Let the teacher be a witness? I think so! "

Hang yourself at the same table!

Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

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