Daily latest love classic jokes

Falling in love makes us feel like we own the whole world. This experience is wonderful. The following is the latest love classic jokes I compiled for you every day. I hope you will like it.

Excerpts of the latest love classics every day

1. Beautiful women have many love stories, but less beautiful women have more love stories

2. When in love , like a grandson, obedient; after engagement, like a son, learning to talk back; after marriage, like Lao Tzu, giving orders.

3. Those who compliment each other are officials, those who look down on each other are artists, and those who do not tell the truth when meeting are business people.

4. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

5. You can have love and sex without getting married, just like you can have the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter without bearing fruits. However, if you don’t get married, you won’t be able to get a welfare house.

6. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable.

7. Love, just say it loudly, because you never know, tomorrow or the accident, which will come first

8. Humor is when a person wants to cry, he still Be in a mood to laugh!

9. There is love first and then sex, and first sex and then love, just like there are eggs first and then chickens, and first chickens and then eggs. It’s hard to say which one is which. Truth, which is nobler than the other.

10. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

11. Don’t be angry if your wife hits you, spanking is a kiss. Don't get angry if your wife calls you a pig, scolding is love. The wife beats and scolds her, all because of love.

12. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

13. People never know who will tell you inadvertently. After saying goodbye, we really never saw him again.

14. Half of life is unlucky, the other half is how to deal with it

15. It is better to live a beautiful life than to be beautiful!

16. Riding a white horse The one with wings may not necessarily be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, sometimes it may be a birdman.

17. Wife: “Please! For my sake, please stop drinking!” Husband: “Nonsense! I don’t drink for you.” ?

18. A man’s biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not his same-sex family members or wives. When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

19. A man’s promise is like the teeth of an old lady aged 70 or 80, they are rarely true.

20. The temperature of love is like bath water. It’s not that the hotter the better, it’s that you feel comfortable. Appreciation of the latest love classics every day

1. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are all prone to making a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other person is fish.

2. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; marriage is like playing mahjong, it all depends on luck.

3. Stupid man and stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man and smart woman = divorce; Smart man and stupid woman = extramarital affair; Smart man and smart woman = romantic love!

4. When you like When I was young, I didn't like you; when you fell in love with me, I fell in love with you; when you left me, I fell in love with you.

5. A difficult love is like moonlight poems and 365,000 roses, plus eternity; a difficult marriage is like 365,000 quarrels with account books and certificates, plus Patience; a difficult life is neither of the above.

6. Memories are sad, expectations are confusing, and the current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair.

7. I borrowed money, I had food, and you did all the hard work; I lived a sweet life, and you praised me in front of my family; I went through wind and rain, and I have to go through it before I can be happy. I can endure hardships; my dear, you are the one who wants to walk through the sweet next stop with me.

8. It is said that the earliest love poem is written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your furry little hand and take a small bite gently. Ah! It is love that makes us Walk upright!

9. Men’s biggest secrets are often told to confidants, not same-sex family members or wives. When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

10. When you go out, I will be your bodyguard. I will serve you as soon as you give an order. When you go shopping, I will pick up your wallet. If you are angry, it must be because of my poor service. If you want to vent, I am willing to be a sandbag. , my dear, you are my treasure!

11. You are the sun in my heart, but it’s a pity that it rains; you are the moon in my dream, but it’s a pity that it is covered by clouds; you are the sun in my heart. The most beautiful flower, it’s a pity that it has bloomed before; you are the Chang’e from the sky who came to earth, but it’s a pity that you hit the ground face first.

12. If you want to listen to music, I am the CD; if you want to watch TV, I am the remote control; if you want to reach for the stars, I am the staircase; if you want to go to Antarctica, I am the helicopter; if you want to If you want grace, I am the windbreaker; if you want to make friends, I am the pager; if you want flowers, I am the courier; if you are not satisfied, I will be the one for you!

13. The one who rides the white horse may not necessarily It's a prince, maybe Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it's a birdman.

14. There is love first and then sex, and first sex and then love, just like there are eggs first and then chickens, and first chickens and then eggs. It is difficult to say which one is the truth and which one is more important. The other is nobler.

15. With you, no matter how hard life is, I won’t feel tired; with you, no matter how big the dangers are, I won’t be afraid; with you, no matter how big the twists and turns are, I won’t worry; with you, I will have everything. worldwide. I hope you know that my love for you will remain unchanged throughout my life!

16. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

17. The image of a man has only one purpose: to pick up girls. So once a girl gets it, she will sadly find that this man has no image at all.

18. There was once a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. When she knew that I liked her, she said to me upstairs: "Don't come over here! If you get close to me, jump off from here." !?

19. If you are a fish, then I am the fishhook, and I want to catch you; if you are a hill, then I am the river on the side of the mountain, and I want to surround you; if You are a steamed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.

20. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you. If two drops of water fall from the sky, it means that I love you and my heart breaks. If countless drops of water fall from the sky, what do you think? It’s raining! Daily selection of the latest love classics

1. I love you forever, this is true, please believe me, you are mine The only thing is that life cannot be done without you. Only I understand your heart best and your eyes are the tenderest. To understand what I mean, please read the first word of each sentence!

2. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I liked it when I peeked at you chopping wood from the window that day. I fell in love with you, don’t blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there was no text message at that time!

3. Being single is understanding, falling in love is making mistakes, breaking up is awakening, getting married is a mistake, getting divorced is awakening, and getting married again It's stubbornness. Without a lover, you are a waste. If you have too many lovers, you are an animal!

　4. Buddha said: Five hundred times of looking back at the past life are the only exchange for passing by in this life.

If it is true, I would trade ten thousand times for meeting you. How easy is it to just turn around in my last life?

5. If you blink your eyes, I will die, your eyes Blink again and I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking back and forth, so I will come back to life! Please go and have a look if you have a convulsion. . .

6. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the leather shoes and I am the brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide!

7. I miss you so much, find someone. The artist draws you, sticks you in a cup, drinks water and kisses you every day, how about a sample? Pour a cup of boiling water and I will burn you to death~

8. A thousand roses are given to you, you have to be nice Love yourself. A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep troubles away from you. A thousand lucky stars are sent to you and may good luck surround you. A thousand pistachios are given to you, let happiness accompany you. A thousand shooting stars for you, sample~ I don’t believe they can’t kill you!

9. Before I met you, I got a scholarship, but after I met you, I took the exam again. You took the make-up exam before you met me, but you get the scholarship after you met me.

10. I bear the shame of letting others laugh at me to wash your clothes.