I am eager for 30 philosophical English proverbs and 3 English jokes.

My patience is limited. Don't perfunctory me. Let's get this straight. Let's get this straight. We are singing the same song. We like to say devil. Cao Cao went to man and God to seek a solution. Man proposes, God disposes. Looking in one direction and rowing in the other direction is a diversion. The loss of wisdom. Smart is mistaken for smart. Use the gladiator's arm as a car. The arm blocked the car. The pearl of wisdom cannot be caught by one person. Strike while the iron is hot. Strike while the iron is hot. Prosperity makes friends, and superiority tests them. Wealth makes friends, but adversity makes friends. Bad things never go away. Bad things are always cowards. A bully is always a coward. A close mouth catches no flies. The disease enters through the mouth. Actions speak louder than words. Facts speak plainer than words. The fox will get old, but it will never get better. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature A miss is as good as a mile. An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a word spoken, a promise recalled. A promise is a promise, a promise is a promise, and an old beggar is a promise. Young people don't work hard, and everyone loves beauty. Love is blind. Let me write it down. An elephant said to a mouse, "There is no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." "Please say that again. Let me take it off. " Said the mouse. "I will tell a flea what I know." An elephant said to a little mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." "Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know. Seven dogs (two) Teacher: Thomas, what is five plus one? (No answer) Suppose I give you five dogs and then give you a dog. How many dogs would you have? Thomas: Seven. Teacher: Seven? Why do you have seven? Thomas: Because I have my own dog at home. Seven Dogs Teacher: Thomas, what's five plus one? Suppose I give you five dogs and give you another. How many dogs do you have? Thomas: Seven. Teacher: Seven? How can there be seven? Thomas: Because I have a dog at home myself. L 1: It's very simple. One day in class, the teacher announced that there would be a test in the next class. Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand nervously and asked the teacher if the exam would be difficult. The teacher just said, "It's very simple. "I'm glad everyone applauded, but after the exam, everyone was miserable. How can it be simple? So Xiao Ming asked the teacher again, only to hear the teacher say, "I'm not wrong,' ten' is simple, and the remaining' ninety' is difficult!" "English: it's very simple. One day in class, the teacher is informing the next mid-term exam. Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand anxiously and asked the teacher if it would be difficult. The teacher only said, "It's very simple. Everyone applauded happily, but after the test, everyone looked at it in horror. How could it be simple? So Xiao Ming asked the teacher again, only to hear the teacher say, "I'm not wrong. Ten is simple, but the remaining ninety is difficult!" "