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What are some humorous phrases for taking a bath?

As follows:

1. Every time I take a bath, I feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

2. My wife went to take a shower and was playing with her mobile phone. Suddenly she remembered that she had just changed her ringtone and wanted to hear how the sound quality was. She clicked on the address book to find her husband and dialed the number. After two or three seconds, , it’s connected over there, it’s connected.

3. It’s really cold outside, and I can finally go home! Too hungry. Go home, take a shower, wash your hair and go to bed! I miss my daughter.

4. Every day, someone will serve you with food, clothing, and bathing. You don’t have to worry about anything. After bathing, someone will spread a mat on the balcony to bask in the sun. Isn’t this kind of life very comfortable? I think so. .

5. On the last day of military training, the instructor asked all the students to gather. But he saw a little boy grinding hard on the wall, so the instructor asked: Why are you grinding soap? He replied: If I don't remove half of the soap, my mother will think I haven't showered this week.