An interesting joke about penguins.

It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home bored and wanted to play with the polar bear, so he went out, but on the way, he found that his gas had been turned off. It's been 10 years, but the gas still has to be turned off, so the penguin goes home and turns off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." I won't play with you! ""Secondly, there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, Penguin stayed at home bored and went out to play with the polar bear, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin goes home and locks it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play! ""Third, there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was bored at home, ready to play with the polar bear, and went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, the polar bear was absent, and the neighbor seal told him that the polar bear just came back yesterday and said that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator. Today, he has started playing with penguins. There is a penguin who has nothing to do but pluck his own hair for fun. He said, it's really cold. Sequel: A polar bear has nothing to do, so he plucks his own hair for fun. He said, That penguin is right. ...

There is an Antarctic expedition

One of them asked a penguin what he did every day. This penguin says he eats, sleeps and sneezes. He was surprised, so he asked the second penguin again, and the answer was still eating, sleeping and sneezing. He thought, why do all penguins sneeze? Is it the flu? Ask one more question

The answer is to eat, sleep,

The man asked you why you didn't sneeze.

Penguins cry because

I just sneezed!