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"Yongzheng Dynasty" Yin Zhen returned from raising funds, and the official banquet in 800 was held. Why did the old three-dimensional army tease him?
Yin Zhen, the fourth son, returned home triumphantly from raising money in Jiangnan, but he didn't want to get along in the imperial court. Encouraged by Lao Ba and the Prince, he asked Kangxi to arrange a new hot potato for him to catch up with the state treasury. This is a more complicated task than fund-raising. Because of Jiangnan's contribution to fund-raising, Kangxi made Yin Zhen king of Yong County, which aroused the anxiety of the governors.
Is probably does not take charge of the old eight, let does not hall officer Yao Dian arrived in Yin Zhen with the ceremony to meet the emperor, for Yin Zhen. At the same time, a banquet was held for 100 officials, hoping to give Yin Zhen a "hongmen banquet" to watch Yin Zhen's jokes through those officials who owe money to the state treasury.
This did not fool Yin Zhen, and immediately exposed the conspiracy of etiquette. Then, Yin Zhen and his party moved closer to the officials.
At this time, the dramatic scene began. After Yin Zhen greeted all his brothers, the third child became interested in Yin Zhen for the first time.
Yin Zhi: Where are you from, amateur? Yin Zhen: Come and go. Yin Zhi: Where to? Yin Zhen: Leave. Yin Zhi: You can break your taste. If you don't drink, can you insist? Yin Zhen: Yes. Yin Zhi: If you are hungry and don't eat, can you insist? Yin Zhen: I can't. Yin Zhi: Then I can't hold it either.
After that, starting from Wei Dongting, everyone hoped that Old Four would be merciful because they owed money, and took turns to propose a toast to Yin Zhen, which was rejected by Yin Zhen one by one. This reason for toasting and refusing is also quite wonderful. None of the toasts benefited, but they all failed. It's not shown here.
The question is, why did the old three-dimensional Zhijun talk to Yin Zhen about salty, or not salty, or what was hidden in his words? What does he mean by these words?
As we all know, the third son, Yin Zhijun, is the backer of the Korean clean stream. He has wisdom and brains, but his only shortcoming may be his lack of political courage. This time, he is also one of the debtors, amounting to more than 400,000 yuan. However, instead of squandering the money, he is writing a book. Therefore, he is in no hurry.
Said he was in a hurry, because Kangxi had instructions to check the arrears and couldn't push it away.
Said he was in no hurry, because he did the right thing, and figured Kangxi wouldn't do anything to him.
Therefore, among these officials who owe money to the state treasury, the reason why the old three-dimensional army came to have a dinner party is probably to meet the needs of the situation, rather than to really show mercy to the old four. In that case, according to the old man, he can't see through the plot of the old Bayi cadre, so he has to remind the old four.
Knowing that Lao Si was a Buddhist, he began to call Lao Si a Buddhist and Yin Zhen a "laity". The two of them also have a tacit understanding. As soon as they answered, they all shook out the mystery Of course, officials are still in a fog.
One is to communicate with each other and remind Yin Zhen that he has a hot potato again. When Yin Zhi asked him about his comings and goings, Yin Zhen replied, "I have never been anywhere, but I have been there." It shows that both parties have learned about the situation of debt collection by the state treasury. Why, because it's the same coming and going, and it's just as difficult to run errands. This time it may be more sinister and complicated than fundraising in Jiangnan.
The second is to remind officials of the sinister banquet and remind Yin Zhen to be careful. "Can you hold on without drinking?" Yin Zhi wanted to tell him the sinister intention of the official banquet at the moment, so that Yin Zhen could be prepared. Yin Zhen knew this, and replied: Yes.
The third is to take a stand and defend yourself indirectly. Is Yin Zhi selfish? Yes, because he owes money to the state treasury, but Yin Zhijun is different from other officials. He also hopes to show his goodwill and stand by reminding Yin Zhen. This is where he is better than others. So he said, "If you don't eat when you are hungry, can you persist?" Yin Zhen replied, I can't help it. This answer is very flexible. In this case, if Yin Zhen still answers "Yes", it will be a waste of Yin Zhi's kindness. Therefore, Yin Zhen is not completely heartless. He had to repay Yin Zhi for reminding him of his kindness, so he answered "No". Yin Zhijun replied with a message "Then I can't hold it".
Yin Zhi's casual banter is very interesting. If you have any other better supplementary analysis, welcome to interact.
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