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Who has the classic words of Tokyo trial?
I watched the Tokyo trial today, so I wrote it down while watching it.
1。 Get out of here, Chinaman! We were defeated by America! Not you China people. The first sentence pays attention to the shouts of several drunkards in the street.
This is Japanese knowledge, which was then, and is now, and has never changed.
2。 "Know how many years we fought with Japan? ! Fifty years! And Britain only knows compromise and concession! " When the judge representing China asked for his seat in Britain, after many twists and turns, he finally sat down slowly under the flash of global reporters.
On behalf of China? Maybe I didn't feel anything when I was a student After work, it's another matter. I don't think I have the initiative to debate, so I just ... . . . Be silent for a while until China becomes stronger, or you become stronger yourself.
3。 "Are you Japanese? ! Are you Japanese? ! "
When the Chief of Staff of the Japanese Army identified Tojo and others, the defense lawyers were speechless and had to threaten them. However, this was the feeling of the whole people at that time. It is not only these war criminals who think the war is correct, but also the Japanese people who are considered victims, the vast majority!
4。 Is there any real news in your newspaper? ! "
When I was told that China was covering the Nanjing Massacre, I retorted. . . . It's a bit ironic that this sentence comes from the Japanese mouth. . . Although it is shameful to deny the Nanjing Massacre on its own merits. . . But ... . What he said also deserves our attention.
5。 "Little Japanese devil, I am your mother!"
When a Japanese lawyer forced a China witness to ask him if the so-called "forcing J" was actually voluntary. China people couldn't control their feelings and were dragged out to call names. Although his lack of calmness had a negative impact on the continuity and normality of the trial, it best expressed the most direct and undisguised thoughts of the people of China.
6。 "In Japan, Nike is rich? (Is that so)? "
The chief debater of the Chinese inspection team expressed extremely accurate information in extremely nonstandard English, and pressed hard step by step. Forcing war criminals to confess. English is a tool, and Lu Ban can make masterpieces with a broken saw. In contemporary Japan, professionals don't need to learn English. To get the most advanced information in the west, all they need is a professional translator. In other words, Chen Can Jing Ruitong passed Band 4?
7。 From July 1937 to June 194 1 200,000 people were massacred by Japanese troops in China. "
Japanese yearbook read by the chief inspection lawyer.
Tojo retorted, "If you resist and insult Japan, you will be killed!" ! This is the reason of the rulers of China, not us! "
Jokes. . . . . Jokes. . . . . A completely ridiculous joke. . . . . . . . .
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8。 ... in the name of justice, compassion and humanitarianism! '
The chief inspector asked the judge to severely punish war criminals.
9. Fucking Japanese devils
Coming out of the Japanese mouth, I feel this sentence is particularly sad. . . . Classic lines. . . .
10。 As long as I can't kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will stand up. '
China people have not fallen down, but they still need to work hard to stand more straight. . . Everyone. With all the people of China.
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