Seeking 10 coldest joke

A rich man called the debtor and said, "If any of you can't pay your debts, you can swear to me and tell me how to pay them back in the afterlife, and I will burn the debt and not pay it back." Those who owe less said, "I would like to be a horse in my next life and ride for my master to pay off debts." The rich man nodded and burned the iou.

People who owe a little more say, "I would like to be a cow in my next life." The master also nodded. The person with the most debts said, "I would like to be your father in the next life." The rich man was very angry. The man quickly explained, "I owe too much, and I can't pay it off by turning an ox into a horse."

So I'd rather be your father, be a big official, make a fortune and leave you a lot of money to enjoy, so that I can pay your debts. "

Roman Empire

In Chinese class, the teacher told the students an idiom; "Rome was not built in a day."

In history class, the teacher asked the students questions; "When was the Roman Empire founded?"

"at night!"

Got on the wrong bus again.

A man was drunk, got on the wrong bus twice and got on the right bus the third time.

I met a priest in the car. See this man drunk, ShenFu disapprovingly crossed his chest and said:

"Waste of wine and color, my child, is the road to hell!"

"Why, I took the wrong bus again?"

4 the name is wrong

Loy didn't dare to walk at night because he had to go home through a graveyard, but this time he had to go home late because of something. Let's leave now. So Loy passed the cemetery soon.

Suddenly, he heard a burst of "when, when, when. . . "Loy is really scared.

Stop and have a look. No one? So he went forward again, and there was another "Dangdang". Loy broke out in a cold sweat this time and looked around. When he was in a hurry, he found that someone in front seemed to be carving a stone tablet, so he breathed a sigh of relief and went over to say hello to that person.

"Oh, you startled me! By the way, what are you doing? "

"Nothing, they carved my name wrong, I want to change it!

I didn't lose my key.

Once upon a time, a fool went to Beijing for an exam, and a leather bag full of things was stolen.

He said, "Although the thief stole my wallet, he can never use what's in it. Because the key is still tied to my belt! "

6 is better than 6.

Two monks are talking about how to distribute sesame oil money. One said, "I put a table in the middle of the room and threw money on it." What falls on the table is the bodhisattva's, and what falls on the ground is mine. "

The other said, "My method is different. I throw money at the ceiling, and what the bodhisattva takes belongs to the bodhisattva, and what falls on the ground belongs to me. "

7 don't swear.

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it!" " "

"How do you know?"

"He didn't swear."

8 murder book

Bookstore owner: "this is cheap, and it will be very interesting and will kill you."

Woman: "buy one and I'll give it to my mother-in-law."

9 there is a model.

Zhao Xiangzi drank for five days and five nights. He said to the waiter, "I am really the best person in the country!" " I still feel uncomfortable after drinking for five days. "

Mo You said, "You try your best to drink! Zhou Wang drank for 7 days and 7 nights, and now you are 5 days and 5 nights. "

Zhao Xiangzi exclaimed, "In that case, will I die?"

Mo You replied, "It will not perish."

Zhao Xiangzi said, "When will you wait for Zhou Wang, which is only two days away from extinction?" You Mo said, "Xia Jie and Shang Zhou perished because they met Shang Tang and Zhou Wuwang. Now all the monarchs in the world are Xia Jie, and you are Shang and Zhou. Xia Jie and Shang and Zhou dynasties exist at the same time. How can they destroy each other? However, it is quite dangerous! "

/kloc-0 0 Apologize

When I was in kindergarten, a girl hit a boy. My aunt asked the little girl to tell the boy that she refused anyway.

Aunt was angry and asked her why.

The little girl replied, "in our family, it is always dad who apologizes to his mother."

It is cold enough!