Easy moment joke

A collection of jokes in relaxed moments

A joke refers to a sentence or a short story that makes both the speaker and the listener feel funny or produces a sense of humor. Another action-oriented joke is that action affects people's vision and perception, which makes people feel funny. The following are easy jokes collected for everyone. Don't laugh alone after reading it. Remember to show it to friends around you! Let's have fun together.

A light-hearted joke 1 1. I only have two characteristics. First of all, I am humorous. ?

? Are you the only idiot with a sense of humor?

? The second is that I like to chop people at will. ?

? Ha ha ha big brother, you are so humorous! ?

The director is indecisive in choosing his successor among the five deputies. My wife has an idea to test who is loyal to whom. The director was deeply impressed, so he sent text messages to five deputies: I am in danger, come and save me! ? After the short message was sent, I waited for a long time and didn't reply. Suddenly I heard someone knocking at the door and opened the door urgently. Standing at the door is the discipline inspector: you are under arrest, and your four deputies have turned themselves in and exposed you, and one of them committed suicide! !

3. What is a local tyrant? Tell a case: one day a local tyrant went to the business hall to charge the phone bill, and the salesperson asked: How much is it, sir? The local tyrant glanced at the clerk and said two words:? Full!

I went to the canteen to cook yesterday.

Idiot friend asked the chef: What dishes do you have?

Chef: Homemade tofu.

Two goods: lengthen tofu?

How long is the extended tofu?

The chef looks fierce!

Easy moment joke 2 1. After a tiring day, I finally got it! I looked at the car carefully this morning and tested it. Porsche 9 1 1 now I have a car, and I feel ok. In the afternoon, I went to see a house, a single-family villa, and the price was ok. 380 square meters, there is a garden at the door, you can park. The discount has been agreed and now everything is ready. Just watch the two-color ball. If you miss it, the day will be wasted!

It's very cold, and my husband is looking for a sweater. The wife said: I washed it and gave it to my brother. ?

My husband is looking for wool pants again. The wife said again:? I washed it and gave it to my brother. ?

Husband is angry: I will give it to your sister after washing! ?

3. A couple travel together. When their train passed through the long tunnel, the man said, If I had known the tunnel was so long, I would have given you a kiss! ?

? Oh, my god. The woman exclaimed. Didn't you just kiss me?

Xiao Ming: "Dad, where am I from?" Dad: "this, this ... you downloaded it online." Xiao Ming: "However, our family only had the Internet last year. I am 6 years old? " Mom said tactfully, "Silly boy, it's the WIFI of Uncle Wang's house next door." Dad's heart thumped: What's wrong?

Easy moment joke 3 1. Husband: Honey, my eyesight has been out of order since I got married! ?

Wife:? What symptoms?

Husband:? I can't see the money! ?

On the eve of the company's annual meeting, our boss announced the awards for the year-end party, and the grand prize may be as high as 5 million. Many colleagues are gearing up, and I have inquired about it many times in private, only to find that the year-end award is two lottery tickets for each person? Pit dad!

A hospital caught fire. The firemen put out the fire and reported the situation to the dean. The fire has been put out. We found three injured people in the basement. Two of them were saved by artificial respiration, and the other one was hopeless. ?

Hearing this, the Dean fainted, and everyone began to save the Dean. Finally, the dean woke up and said: Our basement is a morgue ...?

4. A buddy entered the wrong number when charging the phone bill, and handed in 100 for others. He felt a little distressed and called and said, Brother, can you fill it up? 80 or 50 will do. ?

The buddy on the other end of the phone said gloomily, Brother, I really want to slap you. It's the end of the year. It's all debt. I finally turned it off, and you turned it on for me again. You said I didn't know you either. Why are you so hurt? ?

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