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Why does the fisherman's wife want a divorce?

The fisherman's wife asked for a divorce because fishing takes time and will delay business.

Sheng Da is a fishing friend whom the cafe met three years ago. At that time, he came out to fish, not because he loved fishing, but because his wife gave birth to a child and listened to the old man, saying that wild crucian carp milked quickly. He will finish his work every day, and then go fishing by the river for two or three hours. At that time, he was still a novice. For us old fishermen, he would run to the front to smoke a cigarette and say a few polite words.

After a while, he became a familiar friend, taught him some fishing skills, learned the reason for his fishing, gave him all his fish and asked him to take it home to make soup for his wife.

Slowly, his feeling of fishing is no longer just cooking soup for his wife, but has become a hobby, which is what we fishermen call addiction. The fishing time gradually lengthened, from the original two or three hours, until his wife called to urge him to go home for dinner.

As a fisherman, this situation should be understandable. When the fish mouth is ready, he wants to catch it. When he doesn't have a mouth, he has to watch for fear that the big fish will eat the hook. In this way, he spent more and more time fishing. Even, he needed an excavator during the day and stopped fishing.

Just yesterday, I met Tao Ge, who used to go fishing together. I learned from him that Sheng Da got divorced several years ago. The reason for the divorce turned out to be that he was fishing. Seeing this, the fishing friends must be puzzled. Why did they get divorced because of fishing?

My friend told me that Sheng Da started fishing every day last year. His new excavator did nothing, but he fished every day in the dark during the day. Even in the back, because he didn't have money and fishing gear, he sold all the excavators he relied on at a low price, even without telling his wife and family.

The daughter-in-law who has always been addicted to fishing can't stand it this time. She filed for divorce. She didn't know what victory was. She agreed directly without thinking, which was decisive.

On the other hand, I think the reason why Shengda is so decisive may be that he feels that he can fish better without the restraint and nagging of his daughter-in-law.

As a fisherman, you really have to do it. Can't we delay fishing because of business?

"You can't delay fishing because of business" is a saying that many fishermen will say. It seems like a joke, but many fishermen still put it into practice, regardless of work, family and life. This is pure fishing.

Although Cafe loves fishing and he is also a highly poisoned person, we need to distinguish the fact that fishing is just a hobby. If you spend all your time fishing, it is no longer a hobby, but drugs, which will only leave you with nothing.

Just like a great victory, a perfect and happy family was completely destroyed and fell apart because of its love for fishing.

Fishing should be measured. It used to be a big coffee. Thinking about fishing every day, thinking about fishing at work, thinking about fishing at home, because fishing quarrels with my family. However, in retrospect, it is really ridiculous.

Fishing is of course our hobby, but we shouldn't use hobbies as a shield to find reasons for ourselves that we can't control ourselves.

In order to make the hobby of fishing last better and longer, we should taste its sweetness at different time periods, instead of doing it all at once. Fishing is an outdoor sport that consumes money and time. Only when we have a certain material foundation and family foundation as support can we truly appreciate its happiness.

Imagine, because fishing quarrels and divorces every day, how can you be happy when fishing?

Fishing is addictive, as all fishermen know. However, we can't delay what we should do because of fishing. Besides, we also need to consider family and life. Only when these two can be satisfied can fishing give full play to its fun.