Sad jokes

If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

Everyone else thinks I'm meditating. I wonder if I should pick up this hair on the ground.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop. Damn it, I am infected with a computer virus.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

I have been crossing the street casually since I bought insurance.

Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

Donkey, yes, read it backwards ~

I bought a bag of air today and found some potato chips in it.