Humorous sentences praising beautiful women?

Beauty, you are so beautiful today. I like you so much. You are my girlfriend, okay? Beauty, you are so beautiful, just like a fairy falling from the sky. I think you are beautiful. Let's make friends! You look like a star, with beautiful eyes, high nose and small mouth. I like you so much. Be my girlfriend! You look like one of my star friends. We are really alike. Oh, I like you so much. Be my girlfriend, and I will love you. Your eyes are really beautiful, like two watery grapes. I like you so much. Be my girlfriend! . Your eyes are so beautiful, like two watery grapes, your nose is so beautiful and your mouth is so small and beautiful. I like you so much. Be my girlfriend! .