Funny phrases - A good lover makes you want to get married, a bad lover makes you want to leave home

1. When you walk to a place where water is scarce, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

2. The left hand is full of wind, flowers, snow and moon, the right hand is firewood, rice, oil and salt

3. From the famous saying "If you don't pretend to be cool, you will die" I can tell that you will be a long-lived person.

4. You must be modest when meeting a love master, so as not to feel guilty when meeting a love killer.

5. Either housing prices will be suppressed, or the country will divide the wives.

6. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

7. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

8. I have never deceived you, because I have never had the need to deceive you.

9. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still strain my mind and body.

10. Napoleon failed to conquer the world in his life, and Disney became popular all over the world with a mouse;

11. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but if there is no marriage, wouldn’t love be the same? Is there no place to die?

12. If a man doesn’t pretend to be cool, he might as well go home and wash his underwear!

13. Surprise is like making a facial mask. It should be used occasionally. It is suitable for both men and women, so that it will be moisturizing.

14. Since ancient times, there is no one who has no shit in life, and there is no one who does not use paper for defecation.

15. Confidence is like underwear, you must have it. But you can't prove that you have it when you meet someone.

16. When you don’t take it seriously, everything will get better.

17. Sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend. At least he speaks ill of you in front of your face

18. The secret to staying young is to have a restless heart

19. Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control

20. With a kitchen knife in hand, ask the world who is the hero!

21. I think about those days when I wet my shoes ten feet against the wind; I lament that now, I wet my shoes with the wind

22. The animals still have a little bit of compassion, but I have none at all, so I am not Beast

23. Happiness is in your own hands, not in the mouths of others!

24. Don’t arm yourself with sophistication, it will become acclimatized.

25. If I were Ma Liang, I would draw a well, put you in, and draw a cover.

26. Men are excellent because of their loneliness, and women are excellent because of their excellence. Loneliness

27. Boss, buy a three-pound house and let me go back and speculate!

28. If all were old gingers, what a bitter society it would be.

29. Living is your courage, dying is your destiny, but I am puzzled by a half-dead person like you

30. There is no free pie in the sky, but There are bricks that have fallen off in vain.

31. It is very safe for a ship to be anchored in a harbor, but that is not the purpose of building a ship.

32. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

33. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

34. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop studying, and men should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.

35. Where the weak eat the strong, people have no sympathy for the weak.

36. If a person really lives so shamelessly, how can he survive?

37. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

38. Kindness means not complaining when I eat meat when others are hungry.

39. It's unlucky for people. Drinking cold water will clog their teeth. Water is even more unlucky. Even if it is drunk, it will be trapped in the teeth.

40. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

41. If the baby is not bad, if the woman does not love him, if the baby is not a gangster, then he is not developing normally.

42. In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married

43. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s cassock

44. Find a beautiful female gangster and provoke me whenever you have nothing to do.

45. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is: the latter has the right to comment on the former.

46. Many times, I like others, but she doesn’t know; more often, I hurt others, but I don’t know.

47. If you are ignorant when you are young, you will not be young when you become sensible.

48. No appearance; no figure; no identity; no house; no car; no money; no death!

49. Tomorrow, you will leave here by train. I will go to the airport to see you off. We will see you at the pier

50. The best thing about telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember. What did you say.

51. Love--is the sum of all permutations of men and women.

52. Boredom is the feeling a person has towards the plate after eating the food on the plate.

53. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

54. People who always question why no one likes them all day long are because they don’t understand themselves yet.

55. A good lover makes you want to get married, but a bad lover makes you want to leave home. Funny Valentine's Day greetings

1. To you, I have surrendered unconditionally. Valentine's Day is here, sign your love contract! Otherwise no one will want me! I am ready to halve my rights, double my obligations, and devote myself to loving you for the rest of my life!

2. Yearning is like a blooming flower, the fragrance of the flower is permeated, refreshing into the heart; blessing is a mellow wine, the fragrance of the wine is floating, and the memories are sweet; care is a shining star, the starlight twinkles, conveying thoughts. On Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness and sweetness.

3. There are more than 6 billion people in the world, and the probability of you meeting is so small that it can be ignored. Love is a hard-won fate. Cherish the person you love and the person who loves you. I wish all the lovers in the world will finally get married and happy Valentine’s Day!

4. There is only you in my eyes, you are the miracle in my life; there is only you in my heart, you are the only one that I cannot miss!

5. The sky is too vast with dead grass, and the paths are lined with white poplars. We held hands because our hands were too cold, and we once watched the sunset together. The setting sun hangs on the willow tips, and the willow tips tell the ghostly intestines at dusk. The fragrance of roses on Valentine's Day means heaven is where I miss you!

6. Love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is consideration, love is a lifelong commitment. I love you!

7. There are so many people in the world, why do I know you? I know so many people, why do I miss you so much? Just thinking about you makes my heart as sweet as honey! Happy Valentine's Day!

8. My happy heart is with you, my happy moments are connected by your affection, and my sweet time is with you. My dear, when I have money in the future, it will all be given to you. You have the final say. ! It’s Valentine’s Day, let me take you to romance!

9. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you. Go and bask in the scorching sun. The sun represents my love. Don’t ask me how long I love you. Look up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my love. Heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

10. The Cowherd is not a peeping tom, just because the girl is too open-minded; the Cowherd is not a blind man, and his two children will support him in old age; the Cowherd is not a pervert, and only one who is a pervert does not count as a wolf; the Cowherd is not not ignorant Injured, there will be one on Chinese Valentine's Day every year.

For love, you have to be awesome!

11. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine!

12. Love is empty and I wander in the street empty. I have no money, no money, and I am single and working hard. Everything is empty and the work is empty. Thinking about it makes you crazy. Life is not easy. This is empty and that is empty. It is easiest to just miss you!

13. The sky would not be blue without you! Without your flowers, they would not be beautiful! The food won’t taste good without you! Sleep without you is not sweet! Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

14. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a heartbreak; meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; meeting the right person at the right time is a lifetime. happiness.

15. Suddenly found that there is a gap between feelings and words; suddenly found that "I love you" cannot truly express my feelings; suddenly found that I just want to tie those thin shoelaces for you with my own hands , no longer let you fall easily.

16. The wind is affectionate, the water is smiling, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming; the fragrant osmanthus, the bright moon shines, sit and enjoy the reunion and talk about the present; Chang'e dances, the jade rabbit jumps, the most beautiful night in heaven and earth; the clouds flutter, Greetings, I wish you a better mood!

17. The silky softness is full of charm, the continuous drizzle brings autumn thoughts, the floating clouds convey my thoughts, and I appreciate and analyze the Mid-Autumn Moon. I can't read all the past events, and I can't finish the current love in words. We can meet each other on the magpie bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, and the gentle breeze and bright moon entwine my heart.

18. If you want me, I will give it to you. Of course I will not deny it to you if you want it. It is impossible that I will not give it to you if you want it. If you say you don’t want it, I will give it to you! Let's be reasonable, if I don't love you, who will love you? Happy Valentine's Day!

19. First love is unforgettable. First love always makes people feel beautiful. The impulse of first love is to love the other person with everything you have. As we grow up, love is no longer as pure and flawless as the first love.

20. Pursuing you is what I like, choosing you is what I am attached to, loving you is sincere and eternal, my promise is without regrets and no complaints, what I repay is what I owe in my previous life, I love you The heart remains unchanged throughout life. Happy Valentine's Day!

21. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for 70 years, as long as I am Good health is my strength!

22. If there is love in the sky, if dreams can come true, let my heart love you to perfection. My love for you can no longer be explained, just like the wind does not stop blowing and the rain does not stop, this love will never stop. Chongqing.

23. For those who are in love, every day is Valentine’s Day. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted hope for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day!

24. Being alone, longing for lovesickness, the moon is cold, the evening wind is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, I am alone with my mobile phone on, thinking about the good times, expressing my heartfelt words, sending my blessings, Happy Valentine's Day!

25. Raindrops will turn into coffee, and seeds will bloom into roses. Traveling is a kind of date. It’s not that there is no one to accompany you. It’s just because the coffee is not drunk. The rain will break when it touches it. Only you are still perfect. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. With you, even simple meals are sweet; with you, wild flowers and grass are also romantic; with you, I am willing to have no house or car; with you, even if the weather is cold and the ground is freezing, it is warm. On Qixi Festival, I just want to be with you in this life.

27. Don’t say it will last forever, nor will it last forever; without precious gifts, it is even harder to have strange surprises; all I have is sincere blessings, and this little text message is all my Chinese Valentine’s Day blessings, please Accept my little care.

28. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

29. The Cowherd misses the Weaver Girl, and the Weaver Girl misses the Cowherd. The Cowherd misses the Weaver Girl every night, and the Weaver Girl misses the Cowherd every day. The Cowherd misses the Weaver Girl, and the Weaver Girl misses the Cowherd. Love, love, love.

I'm harassing you with a text message on Chinese Valentine's Day. If you don't get confused, I'm just messing around!

30. I am afraid that dusk will suddenly turn dusk again. How can I not be ecstatic if I am not ecstatic? The new cry mark presses the old cry mark, and the heartbroken person remembers the heartbroken person. This autumn, how thin will your skin be? The strands are three inches wide.

31. Growing old is inevitable in life, but I can always remember the good times and tender moments with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.

32. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Send some flowers and plants sillyly; lead them around frivolously; drink enough and eat them tackily; dance boringly; hug them boldly; hug them crazily. Put it down on the ground; those who are timid send a message to say hello; those who are not, stay at home and think hard.

33. Everyone’s destiny is different, and the time of falling in love will also vary. As long as I do it with all my heart, what I can do is: I will let my love accompany you as you grow old. go.

34. I miss you, I can no longer imagine your appearance. The night god pulled off the black face; you are happy in your heart; the text messages are full of love, running from afar, Outline a pair of red eyes that miss you.

35. If missing you is a mistake, I am willing to make it again and again; if missing you is a kind of torture, I am willing to enjoy the hardship; if missing you is a sin, I am willing to be sentenced to life!

36. I miss the reimbursement of your weight loss plan. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep. I would rather be stupid if you are the only person in my dreams. My meals are tasteless and only you can replace them. Without you on Valentine's Day, the world would explode. For the sake of the earth, come to me on Valentine's Day.

37. Life is so tiring: I have to wait in line to get on the bus, I have to suffer when I love you, there is no flavor in eating, I get drunk easily when I drink, and I have to pay taxes to make money! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu is charged!

38. We will inevitably grow old in life, but I will always remember the good times and tender years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.

39. Valentine's Day is here again, and people celebrating the festival have their hearts beating like little rabbits, waiting for calls from their lovers to taste the taste of love. May lovers be happy birds of prey!

40. The most beautiful flower in the world blooms on your face, and its name is smile; the most beautiful river in the world flows from your heart into my heart, and its name is love river; the most beautiful river in the world The day belongs to you and to me. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

41. There is no Valentine’s Day in the world. When there are more lovers, there is Valentine’s Day. There are no roses in the world. If there are more seeds of love, roses will grow. There was no me in the world, but the more I loved you, the more I became what I am today!

42. I long for the sea. If I could, I would be a sea and you would be a fish. I want to put you in my heart so that you can never leave me. I want to take care of you all my life.

43. There are no wrong flowers in the world, only missed seasons; there are no wrong people in the world, only missed lovers. Fortunately, being in the right place at the right time didn't miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

44. Watching movies on Valentine’s Day is too tacky, shopping is too tiring, sending flowers is too expensive, and taking a walk is boring; why not have a romantic date in the morning light, cuddle up intimately under the moonlight, play together on the grassland, and Send a message of comfort to your single friends on your phone!

45. When I met you, I met you by accident. Knowing you was God’s will. I thought of you because of my affection. When I didn’t see you, I was half-hearted. When I saw you, I focused on you. If you get tired one day, at least I still have memories!

46. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, and I’m even more unjust than Dou E: I If I don’t text you, I’ll be struck by lightning. Heartbreaking mood phrases

Heartbreaking mood phrases

1. I feel infinite sadness when I close my eyes.

2. With you by my side in this life, I will never leave, never let go, or despair.

3. Are there some things and some people that if you really want to forget, you will definitely forget them?

4. We are so old, moving from one end of time to the other end of time. Please don’t say goodbye, there is no need to say goodbye.

5. The wind blew up the broken years. I saw the loneliness in the distance and burst into tears.

6. Many philandering men are often forced out by women: he cannot find the happiness of life at home and cannot feel the warmth from his girlfriend, so he has no choice but to find other women outside the home to express feelings.

7. The feeling of waiting is a little bit of hatred and a little bit of sadness. But all in all, it’s definitely not a bad feeling.

8. We are all angels with one wing, and we can only fly if we hug each other.

9. I don’t have the courage to break my wings, but I can’t fly anywhere.

10. I often think about our youth. It is really a strange thing. Its short body drags a long tail, swaying like wings, and it refuses to leave for a long time.

11. The hourglass remembers the time we forget.

12. Accept the pain of loss and face the days of loneliness.

13. Good friends should not only help each other at critical moments, not only share each other's secrets, but also make sacrifices for each other at any time without hesitation.

14. The wind blew the broken years, and I saw the loneliness in the distance, and burst into tears.

15. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm this world brings to you, and then grow up without fear.

16. I ran all the way, eager to find a face similar to mine in the crowded and hurried crowd. She has a similar fate to me

17. I really like you, I closed my eyes, thinking I could forget, but the tears I shed did not fool me.

18. Friends are a kind of companionship. Friends are people who support, support, accompany and help each other on the long journey of life. They are the constant words or yelling that you send when you are bored. ;When you are lonely, you sing and laugh or express affection; when you are happy, you are intoxicated or dripping with joy; when you are proud, you feel a basin of cold water with kindness, you feel the deep affection of your friends while talking and listening, and you constantly shake hands during communication and contact and gratitude.

19. As long as you are here, I can’t leave; I deserve my fragility.

20. I allowed myself to make such crazy fooling around, but I sadly knew in my heart that everything was in vain.

21. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

22. Be optimistic about the future; be pessimistic about people's hearts...

23. You don't know I'm thinking of you because you don't love me , I clearly know that you don’t want me, but I still love you because I am too stupid. Maybe sometimes, escaping is not because you are afraid of facing something, but because you are waiting for something.

24. Life gives us a glass of water, neither cold nor hot, which makes it difficult to swallow.

25. Don’t treat that person as a friend if he shows favor to you when you are lucky. Only such a person is considered a friend, if he can save you from danger.

26. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

27. If you think of me inadvertently in the future, please don’t forget that I once loved you so deeply.

28. Maybe one day, in the noisy city, you and I will pass by each other.

I will stop, stare at the retreating figure, and tell myself: I once loved that person!

29. She may not know what she wants, but she knows exactly what she doesn’t want...

30. Tired of being alone, she really wants to have someone Spend it with me!

31. Some things and some people, when you want to forget them, are just reprinted in your heart!

32. We were once innocent children, and we hope to remain innocent all our lives. If we had a choice, we would rather never understand the things we didn’t understand before.

33. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

34. Nostalgia is a burden. The pain of the past is still painful when you think about it now, and the lost happiness is even more painful when you think about it now. It is easier to not think about anything than to miss someone.

35. You are lonely, I am lonely, my lonely soul is homeless.

36. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

37. The most painful thing is that when something disappears, it is gone forever and will never come back, but it still leaves a thin and sharp needle stuck in it. You can't get rid of the pain in your heart. If it wants you to feel pain, you have to feel pain. Evocative mood phrases

1. There is no kind of love that requires you to give up your dignity and violate yourself, and requires you to suffer. Love may make you cry and make you jealous and angry. But it is ultimately warm and gives you a sense of security. If this is not the case, then you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. It's better to be single than to suffer. If there is no hug you want, then learn to be strong alone first.

2. If something is lost, it is only a hundred miles away; if love is lost, it is only the ends of the earth.

3. People live tiredly because they want too many things but never really work hard.

4. The more knowledgeable you are, the less you care, the more experience you have, the less you complain, the more leisurely and hypocritical you are.

5. I really like what Hayao Miyazaki said: It’s raining in the city you live in, and I’d like to ask you if you brought an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid that you would say you didn't bring it, and I would be powerless, just like I love you, but can't give you the companionship you want.

6. It took us two years to learn to speak, but it takes us 60 years to learn to shut up

7. I used to be more serious and always liked to explain the cause and effect of everything. Think through it and calculate all the possible outcomes. In the end, there are no more surprises in life, and it is even more difficult to have surprises. I have always felt that I have lived a very clear life, but now I finally know: we are always too rational, so we are not happy.

8. Life is always like this, and people cannot be satisfied everywhere. Cherish what you have in front of you. Many things in life may not have a chance to be repeated. Live without regrets and live happily every day. It is a hard truth that if you have a good mood, you will have a happy today and a brilliant tomorrow.

9. Don’t easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone’s life can bloom beautifully, as long as you cherish it.

10. We will meet many people in this life, and our fate is as fragile as dew. Only with you, I am like an endless river.

11. People at that time had long hair, walked winding roads, wrote long letters, carried heavy books on their backs, and traveled to distant rivers and lakes. Green smoke curls up in the Zhongnan Mountains, hanging on a robe is carefree and carefree, drinking nectar in the morning, and taking a nap in the starry sky at night. Just for the rest of your life.

12. Every day without dancing is a betrayal of life.

13. I want to hug everyone, but I have to hug myself first

14. The reason why I like you is because it is you, that is you.

Is there any other reason besides this? If only I could know the reason, then I could find a way to dislike you. ---"Reply 1997"

15. Only by working hard can you become the kind of person you want and take the path you want to take.

16. Be more patient with yourself. You can do it, you can fall asleep, you can forget, you can endure, you can be healthy. Not many people will understand you, learn to understand yourself. ---Zhang Jiajia

17. Sometimes, two people only understand how much they need each other after experiencing separation.

18. Eyes that have shed tears are brighter, and hearts that have shed blood are stronger.

19. I naively thought that not thinking, hearing, or seeing means forgetting.

20. Once a secret is told, the accompanying pain will be forgotten. To heal one person, it takes another person. ---"Island"

21. Even if you don't have the beauty to conquer a country, you still have to have the pride to destroy a city.

22. Behind every ordinary person, there is a story that can hit you.

23. You know, you are unique. There are only two kinds of people in this world, that is you and others.

24. Happy times are those that you have never planned, but they will appear in your mind from time to time. The environment and people at that time show a mottled softness. Those memories are real wonderful. People don't encounter this kind of beauty very often in this life, but a few moments are enough. Predict less about the future, try not to assume, treat possession as everything you have, and treat the present as eternity.

25. Sometimes, when you choose to let go, it’s not because you can’t persist, but because you find that some things are destined to be impossible to achieve.

26. In the early stage of life, if you find it troublesome and lazy to learn, you will be more likely to miss the people and things that interest you later, and miss new scenery.

27. I want to hug everyone, but I have to hug myself first.

Twenty-eight. At this time and that time, the sunshine was faint, the years were quiet, and peaceful