English joke: The more doctors know, the more they know.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife standing by his bed.

Said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill." "I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said. Hearing this

The man shook his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. " "Be quiet.

"The wife said the doctor knows better than you! "A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." The doctor said, "I'm afraid he is dead. Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive." The wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you. "