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Share the classic dialogue quotations from "Going East and Going West"

Dongcheng Xi Jiu is a classic comedy movie released by 1993. This film, from the behind-the-scenes production team to the stars in front of the screen, is the original crew of the film "Ashes of Time". Like Ashes of Time, the characters in the film are all derived from Mr. Jin Yong's Legend of the Condor Heroes. "Ashes of Time" is full of cinematic techniques, fragmented images and complicated relationship between characters, while this "Going East and Going West" is full of comic elements. Leslie Cheung and Tony Leung Ka Fai are obviously gunfight films, so I can tell you exactly how the new martial arts film was made. As for it? Affectionate knife 、? Make eyes at each other? 、? Dry firewood palm? An interesting plot like that makes people laugh. The film entered the top ten and ranked tenth among the top ten movie sales seats of that year.

1. Fortunately, there are shrimp dumplings and Shao Shao Shao in contemporary culture in China. When I saw this relationship between shrimp dumplings and Shao Shao, I thought of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. What a love-hate relationship. Awesome!

2. Shrimp dumplings are for sale, aren't they fourteen yuan?

Fate is not necessarily predestined, but mostly arranged by our company.

It doesn't matter if you refuse me, but don't refuse fate!

Professor Pandora, a psychologist at Harvard University, believes that if men and women meet for the first time and their body temperature is maintained at 38.6℃, the chance of falling in love at first sight will be as high as 80%.

6. I stopped believing in love after Feng Zhi's divorce!

7. As soon as I saw her, I knew she was not an ordinary woman. She was by no means an ordinary woman.

8. Being a zombie is also a serious job.

9. I have never experienced any low tide. Millions of Hong Kong people are watching me. I can't take a wrong step and let the general public down!

10, Furong, the fourth bird flying over there is his cousin Coconut.

1 1, Dad, the bird flu has mutated! Thank you, Furong.

12, Wen Qi, Xiafoshan, literature and film with leaves-1, 2 episodes.

13, hey, driver, don't drive so Donnie Yen, just Xiong Dailin.

14, big brother, we have no money, only talent and perseverance!

15, Cheng Street, Cheng Street, it's too dangerous here. These people are jealous of your talent and filth! Why don't we go home?

16, I'm away from home now, so it's not convenient to give you my address. Do you have Sina Weibo? Mutual powder?

17, Shakespeare said that in the vicissitudes of fate, people's integrity can be seen best.

18, Shakespeare said, a person's life is very short, if you plan to spend such a short life, it will be too long!

19, Shakespeare said that love is heavier than murder and harder to hide.

20. Love and hate are deep. I can fully feel your father's love in this slap. Then do you feel the filial piety coming from the back of my head?

2 1, the weather will change me, even become a one-armed knife? Or left-handed?

22. I saved you seven times, and you swam back without making sashimi? Tell whales not to swim near Japanese waters, where there is radiation!

23, please don't touch a woman's hair in the future, it's easy to misunderstand!

24. Grandma, if you like a B so much, you will live a long life!

25. I haven't tried to do business with fairies. Tell her to make any price!

26. Call an ambulance! God is stupid!

27. Fang Zuming: Huh? I wanted to sign it last time, and I want to sign a photo this time. Why am I carrying a photo? Hey, I am a god after all. You think I am your son, and I have done everything for you.

Su Yongkang: You are a fanatic. What's your name?

Fang Zuming: Jackie Chan.

Su Yongkang: You have offended so many bosses, and your future is bleak!

28. Saving lives is better than killing people. Let them understand life and death, be a good person, and more importantly, let them know that there is such bright light at the foot of my bed. May there be frost already? .

29. I can't be your wife, but I can be a privileged woman. This is also fate.

30. I used to think that sentence was very important, because I thought some words meant a lifetime. Now that I think about it, it makes no difference whether I say it or not. Some things will change.

3 1, 38.6 degrees, love at first sight turned out to be true. I drank a lot of ice water that night and tried to cool down, but failed. (yelling) I still have a fever!

32, bad omen (bra), gone! Bad omen (bra), gone!

33, fool, I am not your mother, I am your girl!

34. Sitar tan: Huh? Hag or hermaphrodite?

Su Yongkang: Isn't that Zhao Benshan plus yang shen?

Eason Chan: Will you respect Mr. Zhao Benshan? You only hit small Shenyang, then forget it!

I think kissing is more comfortable than strangling him.

36. That's what happens when a woman is in love. Love a person, don't care how much you get, care how much you can give. It doesn't matter if you can't do it this time. Next time you meet a girl you like, remember? A woman's heart is not for cheating, but for hurting.

37. I have been sorry for her for more than 88 thousand lives, and I hope I won't be in the next life.

38. let me choose I would rather forget someone I once loved than remember someone I can't love.