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Three Naughty Craftsmen (Sichuan Dialect Sketch)

- Written for the 4th Art Festival

Zhuozi March 2012

Set: a desk, a chair

Props: some homework books, Cell phones, cigarettes, lighters.

Characters: Teacher: Teacher Wang

Students: Zhang Hao, Jia Wen and Liao Kai

1.

(On the stage, the teacher is Busy correcting homework. Three students come on)

Zhang Hao: (Singing, come on) I’ve been feeling annoyed, annoyed, annoyed lately. I always get punished by the teacher for violating discipline.

Classmates often tease me, intentionally or unintentionally, that I, Zhang Hao, am so afraid that I have to change my name to Zhang Zhan...

Jia Wen: Your boy is still elegant and can sing, and he is not shabby at all. The teacher informed us to go to his office immediately. It seems that we are in trouble again today!

Zhang Hao: What’s so big about it? It’s just a disaster. At worst, the teacher will give us a hard time. Hey, having said that

Come on, I’ve been repaired recently, tell me, am I annoyed? I’m so horny.

Liao Kai: You didn’t make me angry!

Zhang Hao: Why are you angry? It’s not like me who was made to stand and write a self-reflection every three days and was sent away. Go home and reflect.

Liao Kai: Yesterday, I scored 9 points in the English test. The head teacher asked me to write 500 words of reflection. Otherwise, ask me to invite parents to come to school to cooperate with education!

Jia Wen: Hehe, when it’s time to carry it, I asked you to treat me to a chicken drumstick yesterday, but your baby still refused.

2.

(Three people came to the office as they talked, secretly peeked into the door, and knocked on the door)

(Three people called together): Report!

Teacher: Come in! (Stop writing and walk towards the three of them)

Zhang Hao: Hello, teacher! (Raise your hands in salute, then stand in a polite manner), Teacher, I heard that you are looking for us?

Teacher: Where are you three, what should I say? You, Zhang Hao, come last in every exam, your ranking is very stable, you deserve praise! Jia Wen, you this time Liao Kai ranked second from the bottom in the monthly exam and third from the bottom. Humph, have you written all the knowledge that the teacher asked you to write?

(The three of them figured out the knowledge)

Teacher: Okay, will you read the knowledge to everyone?

Zhang Hao: How much do you know about spring flowers and autumn moon? When is the exam? Now I have handed out the test papers again, but the results are too bad to look back in my schoolbag.

The lingering fear from last time is still there, but the subjects have been changed. Asking you when you can come forward? Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward.

Jia Wen (singing): Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where will I go tomorrow, my grades will be poor, how many looks will I receive, how many insults will I receive?

bitter. In fact, I feel more pain than anyone else.

Liao Kai: When will high scores be achieved? I am speechless and ask the sky. I wonder if the school in heaven is strict or not, and the exam is strict? I want to work hard,

I hear the rooster crow at three o'clock, and turn on the light at five o'clock. Look, it's a pity that people are stupid and have incomplete intelligence. I also sigh at the mountain of books and the sea, and there should be hatred. Who said that my will is not strong, the moon waxes and wanes, my grades in life are good and bad, and it is difficult to reach the sky. This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times, but I hope that after working hard, my name will be in front of Sun Shan.

Teacher: You guys are really good at making up limericks. I haven't complained yet, but you have already. Hey!

(Singing): In the dead of night, it’s the time when I’m upset. When I’m upset, I don’t sleep, and students all come to my mind.

Student: Wink and laugh at the joke.

Teacher: You guys are a bit stubborn and a bit stubborn. It seems that you are deliberately against me. It seems that I can't be stricter with you! What do you know about this? Write, at least 800 words.

Jia Wen and Liao Kai, please go ahead and leave it to me before school in the afternoon. (Jia and Liao exit)

3.

Teacher: Zhang Hao, I have something else to ask you. Do you know what else you have been busy with recently?

Zhang Hao: Teacher, in the past two days, I have really listened to you. I have performed very well. I have not been late or left early, nor have I scolded or beaten anyone. , I no longer played cards or smoked, nor went to an Internet cafe, nor did I fall asleep in class.

Teacher: To put it lightly, pick up a piece of light grass. Some classmates reported to you just now.

Zhang Hao: Oh, it’s just——, it’s just that when I was eating at noon yesterday, I ran too fast and was caught by the Moral Education Department. I was deducted 1 point from the class.

Teacher: Think about it, have you done anything else that violates disciplines and regulations?

Zhang Hao: (scratches his head, thinking back) Also, he didn’t finish his English homework and was punished stood.

Teacher Wang: Are there any more?

Zhang Hao: No more, there is no more coquettish girl. After inviting the parents last week, I learned that I wrote a guarantee with you, and the parents also signed it. I'm ready. From now on, I want to change my mind and be a new person!

Teacher: Really? Have you really changed? (Glancing, touching my shirt and bag)

Zhang Hao: (Two steps back, covering his clothes and bags), Teacher, nothing can be done.

Teacher: (First he took out a mobile phone and a lighter, then he took out a pack of cigarettes and a piece of paper from his trouser pocket.)

(seriously): Zhang Hao, please explain these things to me clearly, hum!

Zhang Hao: (face looks panicked, ashamed, shaking uncomfortably)

Teacher: Tell me clearly, what is going on?

Zhang Hao: (Silent, then acted like a broken jar, refusing to speak)

Teacher: You won’t say anything? Forget it, I’ll call your mother right away!

Zhang Hao: Teacher Wang, I say, I say, please, don’t call my mother. . Please.

Teacher: Then tell me quickly.

Zhang Hao: My cousin gave me the mobile phone yesterday and asked me to use it to listen to music.

Teacher: Which cousin is yours? Where is it?

Zhang Hao: She is studying in the eighth grade.

Teacher: What does Lang Kai think about this cigarette?

Zhang Hao: Did you bring it at home on Sunday?

Teacher: Tell it yourself, you How many times has this been done to smoke?

Zhang Hao: Three times.

Teacher: (Open the note and look) What are you writing? Who did you write it with?

Zhang Hao: Teacher, I didn’t write it with anyone, it was just a joke. .

Teacher: Sarai in front of you? Let me think of it and listen to it. I asked everyone to talk about it, would it be a joke?

Zhang Hao: (reading the note): Classmate Zeng Meili: Hello. Ever since I saw you on the street that weekend, I can never forget you. I was hooked all of a sudden. You look so evil, it takes away my soul. Your face is like the blooming red sweet potato, the braid on your head is like the ox tail, and your voice is so beautiful and sweet. . . . . Ah! I really don’t dare to recognize you. I thought: If you were the moon in the sky, I would be the cold star beside the moon. No matter you are round or flat, I would keep blinking at you; if you were the green tree on the mountain, I would be like that. The dead vines on the trees will entangle you until your death. If you are the lotus leaf in the weir pond, I will be the tinkling cat on the lotus leaf; if you are a kerosene lamp, I will be the moth fluttering at the lamp. You are a book, and I am the bookmark. You are Baogu, and I am the whisker on the tip of Baogu. . . . . I believe: Our friendship will be like the white lotus flower, getting tighter and tighter. I am waiting for your reply.

Teacher: Zhang Hao, now tell me, what should I do? You boy, follow me and invite your parents!

Zhang Hao:...

Teacher: (Look through the folder and find the agreement written by Zhang Hao last week) Read it and listen to it (pass it to Zhang Hao).

Zhang Hao: (Take it, silent)

Teacher: You don’t want to read it, right? Then I’d better call your mother and see what she says.

Zhang Hao: (read) "Agreement for Students with Serious Disciplinary Violations"

Party A: Moral Education Department of Xiangyang School

Party B: Students and Parents

In the three weeks since school started, this student has not been strict with himself. He has seriously violated school and class rules many times, got into fights and cursed others, failed to abide by classroom and sleeping rules, and forced his classmates to buy cigarettes, swipe credit cards, and give money. The impact was extremely bad. Although the teacher taught me many times, I still don't want to repent. This student has repeatedly violated disciplines seriously and should have been advised to drop out of school. However, the school adheres to the purpose of "punishing past mistakes to avoid future ones, treating illnesses and saving lives", and the parents hope to give him another chance to correct his mistakes. After negotiation between Party A and Party B, it is agreed that the student will continue to attend school. . Party B promises to do the following during the period of re-study: 1. No more hitting or cursing others, smoking, gambling, or surfing the Internet, no longer disrupting the order of the class in class, no longer talking or wandering around the dormitory while sleeping, no more forcing classmates card or borrow money or ask for money. If the above disciplinary violations continue to occur, students will be automatically expelled from school. 2. If there are other serious disciplinary violations, they will be dealt with according to school discipline regulations. Party A signs, Party B signs.

Teacher: It’s written in black and white. You and your mother also signed it. Want your mother to pick you up? Come on, give me your phone number. Fight.

Zhang Hao: (on the phone, after the answer) Mom, Teacher Wang asked you to come to school...I made a mistake again...smoking,

Bring your cell phone... (hang up)

Teacher: When will you come?

Zhang Hao: I didn’t say anything, so I hung up.

(Teacher’s mobile phone *** rings)

Teacher: Hello. Well...I found out that he was smoking again and brought his cell phone to school...Okay, that's it. Zhang Hao, what happened today has come to an end. Your mother will come tomorrow at noon. Now go into the classroom. I went to class right away….