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Good night in the dog days
Good fucking night 1. It's hot in dog days, so you can't leave the fan. If you are hot, so will I. Let's heat up together. The dog days are here, and I wish you all a lot of sweat in Qian Duoduo. The person who forwarded it must have a hot business and heatstroke!
2. What about three volts? Coming; What about the sun? Big; What about the temperature? Hot weather; What about friends? This is it; What about the text message? Here we are. Care? I see; Blessing, just look: I wish you no heatstroke in the dog days, happy and in a good mood!
3. Give you six hearts and one reminder in three days: calm, relaxed and happy, calm, beautiful in mind and vivid in artistic conception. Remind you to share these six hearts with the closest person.
4. The dog days are doomed, and health depends on yourself! Drink more water and eat less wine all day; Take more walks in the morning and stay at home less during the day; The room is ventilated, and there is nothing wrong with blowing less air conditioning; Calm down, just have a good attitude!
When the dog days come, the summer heat is hard to disappear, and the coolness and happiness send a smile. Send a hug to give you the most solid support; Send a happy and auspicious lucky star to take your picture. That's what friends are like, company till death do us part!
6. On the dog days, congratulations on being selected to participate for free. Delete the activities of three losses and three blessings, and delete the burden of life, the pressure of work and the boredom of the weather for you. Get my sincere blessing, the happiness of my family and the good luck of my life!
7. Eating Sambo for three days can reduce fever and prevent heatstroke. Delicious Monopterus albus is the first treasure, which has the miraculous effect of tonifying the middle energizer and benefiting qi; Two treasures of lotus root in summer, nourishing spleen and stomach to prevent three highs; Mung bean sprouts are three treasures, clearing away heat and toxic materials, and cooling the surroundings.
8. In dog days, if you all want to have fun, I'll bring it to you. You all want to be healthy, so I brought it to you. I wish you a happy holiday and keep a good mood every day.
9. Dog days send you a pair of couplets, two scrolls, a dog in dog days, four rich and five cars, five blessings! Pay more attention to healthy diet and strengthen physical exercise in dog days. I wish you good health, abundant financial resources and happiness every day!
10. Three health treasures in dog days: a treasure of eel, which supplements the middle and benefits the qi; Lotus root two treasures, nutrition and summer heat; Sanbao mung bean, clearing away heat and toxic materials. Three treasures entrance, three volts is health. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and fever reduction.
1 1. It's dog days. I'll send it to you by SMS through the time train. The wind in the northeast, the snow in the Antarctic, the ice in the Arctic Ocean, and the pineapples in Tibet will quench your thirst for summer. May you spend the dog days easily and have fun!
12. This is the hottest weather in dog days, and everyone becomes anxious. Everyone doesn't want to go out of the lintel, so they all look for shade when they go out. It is closing day again, and the message of blessing is sent back. May the breeze blow your face, the rain and dew moisten your body and mind, keep cool, and happiness and sweetness will follow.
13. I wish you three blessings in the dog days: a cool breeze in my heart, a little light rain on my body, and constant rain and snow at home. It is said that every time you forward 10 messages, you will realize a blessing wish. It's up to you
14. The dog days are coming again. Knowing that you are sultry, I send sincere wishes: capture true love in love, gain happiness in work, gain enthusiasm in career, and gain health in health preservation. I hope you can catch the coolness in my short message. If you forward it, you will catch a double happiness!
15. Send three blessings in dog days: my wife is obedient, obedient, well-off, rich, smooth and blessed. I wish you a good mood every dog days, easy to get paid, happy life, and happy dog days!
Good night in dog days 1. Weave cool straw hats, write cool poems, collect cool streams, approach cool lakes, enjoy cool leaves with the cool wind in dog days, accept cool rain and drive away the heat; The dog days are here. I'll send you a cool message. I hope you can feel a little cold!
2. The sun is scorching outside, and the room is particularly cool; The river flows outside and the house is full of sunshine; Flowers are fragrant outside and grass is long inside; It's cold outside and windy inside; The mobile phone rings outside, and the text message flies inside; When the dog days come, even if it is infinitely beautiful outside, it is only fun inside!
3, special weather, I care about you the most. I care about you most in dog days. I have carefully prepared a blessing message, which exudes the fragrance of fruit and contains cool feelings. I will send it to you in time when you need it most. I wish you a happy and comfortable dog days.
4, the dog days are coming, sweating, don't want to sweat, come and close the door, turn on the electric fan air conditioner, hold the watermelon in your hand, cool down and quench your thirst, have a good day, close the door and have fun, and the whole family will be happy!
5, special weather, I care about you most; Dog days, I am most concerned about you; I carefully prepared a blessing message, which exudes the fragrance of fruit and is full of coolness. I will give it to you in time when you need it most. I wish you a happy and comfortable dog days!
6, dog days, sauna days, food hygiene is very important; Watermelon, tomato and laver can clear away heat and relieve summer heat, mung beans, lilies and cucumbers can clear away heat, red beans, pumpkins and barley can strengthen the spleen and nourish the stomach, and eating more of these foods can prevent heatstroke. Wish you a happy life!
7, dog days, please pay attention to emotional warning. Yellow warning, heat index10; Orange warning, sultry index10; Red warning: irritability index 10. Solution: Always receive cool green messages from friends!
8, the arrival of the dog days, avoid exposure, work and rest, eat more vegetables, greasy and spicy, it is best to worship, often drink tea, relax, get enough sleep, quit when you are bored, heatstroke prevention drugs, carry them with you, healthy and happy!
9. Dog days, send you? Three elimination? : First, it is comfortable, second, it is refreshing, and third, it is happy. Send you again? San Xiao? : One smile can solve all troubles, two smiles can shake the spirit, and San Xiao remains young. Have a good time.
10, hot and dry weather, especially suitable for you? Jingxin oral liquid? Composition: Enjoy yourself, take it lightly, and have no distractions. Instructions for use: Take it three times a day in dog days. Efficacy: After taking it, you will feel refreshed and refreshed. I wish you a happy dog days and three blessings every day!
1 1, it's so hot in dog days, I recommend you to watch a cold joke, which will kill you. I recommend you to see Mango Taiwan, Lei and Lei Siyou. I suggest you send more text messages and have fun.
12, dog days send you a happy Rubik's cube. One side is floating clouds, and the other side is cool. I wish you stay away from the high temperature and surrender your troubles. There is wind on one side and rain on the other. I wish you rain or shine I miss you while worrying about you. I wish you happiness every day and comfort forever.
It is very important to keep healthy in dog days. It's unusual to go in and out of the water. Drink more boiled water, drink less cups and sweat more, which is better than eating a big meal. Keep enough salt, pay attention to pH, know your constitution, and choose a water bottle according to your constitution.
14. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days. In order to test and prevent heatstroke, a special summer table is issued: summer rain bursts to relieve summer heat, drink more green tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites from Wen Zi, be optimistic and worry-free, and exercise, especially in Beijing.
15, if you can keep reading it, congratulations on your heatstroke! I'll be your electric fan and blow away the high temperature. I'll be your electric mosquito swatter and electrocute the mosquitoes that bite you.
16, I'll make you a wet towel to wipe the sweat off your forehead. I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into little black charcoal! Call me if you need anything!
17, a new week has begun, and new wishes are reported! I wish you a pleasant journey on Monday, bright eyes on Tuesday, triple profits on Wednesday, and four days are foolproof. On Friday, you can catch money with your fingers, and on Saturday, you can stay in heaven!
18, occasionally busy, does not mean forgetting; With the arrival of a new day, I wish you a better mood; The greetings I left behind will be compensated together this time; All the concerns are condensed in this short message. I hope you are happier every day than today.
19, the rainy season in Huangmei is really dull! Laugh three times, hahaha, no matter spring, autumn, winter and summer! Usually work pressure is high, edit SMS to decompress! Say hello and have a chat. I wish you a good mood in the rainy season.
20, don't be too tired at work, don't be too depressed, drink more water in summer, get together more on weekends, friendship is the most precious, friends are really relatives, life adds some fun, and happiness follows every day! Have a nice weekend!
Good night in dog days 1, and we will die of heat in summer!
In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
3. It's too hot to stop!
4. Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!
In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
6. The worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
9, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!
10, hot weather is annoying, and sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.
1 1, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
12, special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.
13, braise in soy sauce in bed, teppanyaki with mat, steam after getting out of bed, go out for barbecue, cook in the pool, pan-fry on the way back, and go home!
14, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and it has entered a comprehensive shutdown!
15, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.
16, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.
17, July, the blue sky, hanging like a fireball of the sun, clouds seem to be melted by the sun, but also disappeared without a trace.
18, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
19, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!
20. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!
2 1, my god, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
22, the heat is unbearable, I am abnormally hot, and my heart is also annoyed.
23. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and wait for death, and then prepare enough water.
24. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
25, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!
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