A humorous story with misspellings, a little joke.

Look at the vegetable market: the big flat fish is written as shit fish

★ My inner feeling in this class is "Associating Chinese, Writing lightly and Swallowing!"

Teacher Tang asked him who he was, and we all settled down (silently).

As soon as the party teacher entered the classroom, he greeted loudly: You have suffered.

★ The students bowed respectfully when they saw Confucius.

★ Today, Confucius is not only not old, but also healthy and his face is still red.

★ The manager of the ticket commemorative tube came into the classroom with a toolbox in his hand and a smile on his face.

★ Cigarette cases, handkerchiefs, etc. These items are floats (tickets) at the entrance of the museum.

Once, an old lady wanted to take the train, but she lost her ticket.

★ In the sky, white clouds are floating around.

The teacher showed the tickets to everyone, and the students were anxious like ants on hot bricks.

Speaking of the ancient canal, I think that many fishermen used to fish and transport goods on the canal.

★ One ticket is the Eiffel Tower in France, and the other is the American City Cat Building.

If you accept money from the bad guys, even if you are lucky, it will bring trouble to your life.

★ When school started, the headmaster borrowed (commented on) several of our teachers and gave Mr. Tang a push.

★ Lotus (snowflake) blooms slowly in the snow, and several plants are beating me quietly. How cool!

Now that I am so old, I should have left without saying goodbye to all the interesting things when I was a child.

★ Some people don't take an umbrella when it rains, and it's hard to think of stupid treatment when they catch a cold!

Eight cows are busy (hooligans) and only one chairman protects them.

I (God) had a heavy rain the other day.

There was a man who committed a crime, but the governor sheltered him. This is called an umbrella.

There is a student who doesn't study hard and won't write home, so:

Dad, grandma (mom), what about you two?

Does your dog have enough food? Is there any wire (money) at home? My thread (money) is gone, it rains here, and I have no life (umbrella). You need money to buy my life urgently. It's over.

The most famous "king of typos" is naturally the current US President George W. Bush. Last year, during Bush's visit to Britain in June+10, the British police

The inspector tried to escort him. After returning to the United States, Bush sent a thank-you letter to the British police. In the letter, the police station

The word Commissioner, the supreme leader, omits the letter "M". After this incident was disclosed by the British media, I think.

The British, who are very literate, laugh at Bush as a "white president".

Respondent: manager at level lhnm 148-5 1 1-27 20:32

The top one will do.