Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Don't be infatuated with me. Your sister-in-law will make you a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. What's behind? It's done.
Don't be infatuated with me. Your sister-in-law will make you a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. What's behind? It's done.
Don't make fun of me, who made you vomit blood;
Don't worry about my sister, my sister is just two lines of tears;
Don't underestimate my brother, he is an insecticide;
Don't envy dad, dad is just a myth;
Don't ignore mom, mom is a flower!
The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and everything we mix and match is finally reunited!
~>_<~ Trees are shameless and will die; People are shameless, the world is invincible!
If you see the rough road, you will roar all your life. After that, you have to move on!
Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!
Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!
I left Qinglong, right * *, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!
Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol!
Chopin, no matter how awesome he is, can't play the sadness of Laozi!
Hold your hand and drag it to the dog!
After watching the condor heroes, I know that age is not a problem; After watching Brokeback Mountain, I know that gender is not a problem. After seeing King Kong, it is not a problem to find species. When I think of ghosts, I really understand that life and death are not a problem.
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