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A series of Danmei articles that I read a long time ago and I want to look for them now.

This article was written many years ago. Looking back now, I find it a bit hard to read, but there are still some good books in it.

Love will last for twelve generations

"If we unite for a long time, we will break up; if we stay apart for a long time, we will unite" is indeed an eternal theorem!

Since the Qin Dynasty unified the world and was later overthrown due to tyranny, the world has fallen into a chaotic situation of heroes fighting for hegemony. Among them, Liu Bang, the king of Han, and Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, were the most powerful. The two parties were on the battlefield from time to time. When soldiers meet, it is common for them to fight in roundabout ways.

Having said that, do you know what is most needed to fight a war?

A general who can lead troops? That's right! Chu and Han each had a strong general who was frightened and screamed in battle - General Xiu and General Duan. These two generals were both wise and brave men. They met each other on the battlefield from time to time, and they fought each other. They turned from "enemies are jealous of each other" to "heroes cherish heroes". Then, something should not happen. It just happened...

"Why did you come out to me so late?" General Xiu asked angrily.

What on earth is this Duan thinking? I admire him, but they are enemies. They often call him out to talk about things. If someone sees him, they will definitely think that he is going to rebel. Even if he jumps into the Yellow River a hundred times, he will not be able to escape.

"It's nothing. I just think that if we continue like this, it's not an option, why not..." General Duan leaned forward and finished his unfinished words in his ear.

Boom—I don’t know whether it was due to General Duan’s unexpected approach or because he was angry at his words. The red clouds exploded from General Xiu’s ears and climbed all the way up his cheeks.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Holding hands and living in seclusion in the mountains together? Sigh! You are talking as if we are lovers. Could it be that you have lost your head due to fighting, right?"

"Oh! You really hurt my heart. My sincerity can be seen from the moon, and I speak from the bottom of my heart. How can you question my infatuation for you?" General Duan covered his chest with both hands and said, He looked deeply shocked, but his tone was quite frivolous.

General Xiu stroked the goosebumps on his arm as he stood up, "Stop acting like that! Say! What is your real purpose?"

"Say There is only one goal. That is: I will love you forever." General Duan's expression became serious in an instant, and his words were full of domineering determination.

"Who are you trying to lie to? We are not only enemies but also men. Will you love me? What a joke!"

"Then let's make a bet. If I can prove that I can If I love you for the rest of my life, you will give up your identity as a general and follow me to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, and live a life that only envies mandarin ducks but not immortals.

Do you dare? ”

General Xiu thought to himself: This is a sure win! How is it possible to prove what will happen in the future now?

"Okay, I'll bet!"

Who knows, at this moment an old voice suddenly sounded: "Can I take part?" A man appeared out of nowhere. The white-haired old man came with a look of great interest on his face and said, "It's like this. I just accidentally heard about your bet. It just so happens that I know a little about the magic of peeking into the future. I can let you see the future, but you have to Let me be the banker!"

After saying that, without waiting for General Duan and Xiu to react, the white-haired old man cast a spell to make the images of the two of them appear in their twelve lives on the lake surface——

Luoyang in the Tang Dynasty

Ji Qingyan, the boss behind the Flower Street "God of Fire", fell in love with the young marquis Xuanlie

Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty

Qifeng of the Flower Street "Lou" Acting poster "Mr. Changle" Chu Yi fell in love with Yan Yuxuan, a prisoner in the firewood shed

Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty

Yu Xiaojie, the oiran of Huajie "Shuiyue Jinghua", fell in love with Chang'an Feiyu, the illegitimate son of a wealthy businessman

Yangzhou in the Song Dynasty

Huaizhen, the "inventor of love medicine" in Huajie, fell in love with his unmarried "wife" the wealthy young master Lou Xinyue

Xiamen in the Ming Dynasty

Mo Zhaochen, the owner of Huajie brothel, "Smiling Tiger", fell in love with Shanghai bandit leader Lu Qi

Hangzhou in the Ming Dynasty

Zhu Yu, a wealthy northerner who likes male lust, "Prince Lianxiu" Tang falls in love with Lian'er, the "Tear Princess" of Flower Street

1991 AD, London?

Xin Bo, the "weirdo" of Flower Street, falls in love with the person in charge of the "Brandon Group" Adopted Son Ryan

Twenty-first Century Italy? Venice

Flower Street Super Red Card "Cheetah" Leo falls in love with fashion designer Julian

Twenty-first Century France? Paris

The chief bartender of the Flower Street Club "Iceberg Beauty" Bingqi falls in love with the club leader Yahai

Eleventh century America? San Francisco

Flower Street Pimp Guest "Tooth King" Yin Ruo falls in love with Chinese moneymaker Du Huangyu

Twenty-first century America? New York

Flower Street gangster "Blue Eyes and White Tiger" Xuanyuan Hu falls in love with undercover policeman Caesar

Japan in the 21st century? Tokyo

The flower street gay idol "Hanami" Yuki Sakurano falls in love with the internationally famous photographer Wu Huangjie

Let the two generals Duan and Xiu After watching the twelve lives of loving each other and living happily together, the old man who came to disturb a pool of spring water disappeared as suddenly as he came while the two of them were still stunned, leaving only a pile of shock.

"Hey, I won! I'm willing to admit defeat, but don't think about losing." General Duan, who came to his senses first, could not hide his face, and his big hands hugged Xiu without any restraint. General's waist.

"I..."

General Xiu lamented in his heart that "today is not a gambling day". He did not notice that General Duan's "devil's palm" had climbed up to his waist, and he was so happy. General Duan thoroughly enjoyed the "hard-earned" tender tofu...

Just like that, on a dark and windy night, the two generals took off their armor and secluded themselves in the mountains and forests together, never to be seen again. News from two people.

Is it possible that the Chu-Han War stopped because the two generals retired? Even if you think about it with your knees, it’s impossible!

The conflict between Chu and Han, which had been stalemate for several years, came to an end due to the carelessness of Liu Bang, the king of Han, and the carelessness of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. From then on, the world of the Han Dynasty began...

The Twelve Young Masters of Flower Street Series:

"Evil Wolf Cheetah" The Twelve Young Masters of Danjing Flower Street——Cheetah

"The God of Proud Flame" The Twelve Young Masters of Shiya Flower Street—— Flame God

"Iceberg Devil" The Twelve Young Masters of Tuoren Flower Street - Iceberg Beauty

"Worship the Golden Tooth Emperor" The Twelve Young Masters of Lingjuan Flower Street - The Tooth King

"The Young Master of Changle" The Twelve Young Masters of Bingzhu Flower Street - Young Master of Changle

"The Stranger of Flower Street" The Twelve Young Masters of Maozi Flower Street - The Stranger

"The Ugly Charming Medicine" 》Ling Baozi, the Twelve Young Masters of Flower Street - Inventor of Love Medicine

"Smiling Bad Tiger" Lv Xichen, the Twelve Young Masters of Flower Street - Smiling Tiger

"Pretending Flower Girl" Xia Shuxunhua Street Ten The Second Young Master——Shuiyue Jinghua

The Twelve Young Masters of Yueqianghua Street in "The Underworld Cold Tiger"——Blue-Eyed White Tiger

The Twelve Young Masters of Yurihua Street in "Prince Lianxiu"—— Prince Lianxiu

"The Flower-Ningling Maniac" The Twelve Young Masters of Yi Xuehua Street - Hanami

Hope it is helpful to you.