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The more poisonous it is to scold dogs and men, the better Don't swear.

1. Since you are so entangled, please take them off in the corner next to you and don't shake them in front of my eyes. ...

2. thieves and prostitutes, congratulations on your hundred years of harmony! If you save, you will harm others. I'd better have children with you two in the future! Men replace ducks and women replace prostitutes. Endless ~

In the street, a male dog and a female dog.

Protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

6. How strong does it take to support your filthy soul?

7. Did you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.

8. A dog will jump over the wall when it is anxious. I think you can only hit the wall!

9. It is worthy of being a dog man and woman, and it is more shameless than a dog!

10. Pheasants accompany satyr, Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing.

If you scold tfboys, the more poisonous the better. Don't swear.

1. When you say that three young people have no fame at all, I choose silence, which does not mean that I agree with you. I can only say that your vanity is too strong and you look down on people.

2. Can't we live in peace? Although I am a dead weed, you don't know that tf always dances until his underwear is wet, but because of his professional relationship, he doesn't wash it, so he finally takes it off and continues dancing. Can you work so hard? They are basically fighting for their luck. What did he do at the expense of his fertility in order to collect dung? So all of us can give birth to monkeys for them, tfboys of XX.

3. A rookie, a monster, and an ugly captain. Everyone beat him. The source is so cheap, and the ugly is defeated. A new song is so ugly and unpopular. Please get out, four-leaf clover, shameless.

Seriously, I don't like such a small group either. It makes me sick. I went to Quik Base Camp to see their arrogance! Fuck!

5. oh, what is tfboys, tf? tf? Tao Fen = Digging out dung, hahahaha. You see, three disgusting people are all stars, and the oil is so dirty that they still have surgery. Hey, shameless, they are still retarded. They/kloc-learned to put clothes in the washing machine at the age of 0/5. Such a person can become a star. Oh, no, using the word star to describe it is an insult! Oh, why should I talk to you three idiots? I won't waste my saliva with you three idiots.

6. How can you say that they are dung-digging princes? It's the little princess shoveling shit. Well, I think she dances well. What nonsense? And Wang Jukai, who dances with eggs all day and eats kimchi and sends it to Weibo, has never eaten kimchi? Don't forget to eat more and die early, hahahaha, the songs sung by several dead women are very ugly, that is, a woman, a bunch of prostitutes, TM has no vision, and the face values of the three are not as high as Haitao, alas.

7. I laughed that T F was crazy.

Make girls too obsessed. This is TF boy

Regardless of the decline in performance, the prototype

Suicide by jumping off a building is nothing new.

8.tfboys oh, no, it's tfgirls. Ok, how hard you prostitutes work, and how lucky you are to go to the toilet to dig feces every day. We have to cheer for him, dig up the dung and dig up all the dung on the earth! Is tfboys a man? It's obviously a group of prostitutes, copying the lyrics of the dance, and each one is a group of bitches, ugly and beaten. Three little bitches play the fool. Obviously, it is pulling dung, and a group of iron dung sells money. exo is very powerful. A bunch of dead sissies like tfboys. They're all sissies, a bunch of idiots.

Scold women, the more poisonous the better.

1, without you, I really can't set off the beauty of Sister Furong and Sister Feng! 2, your mother is a seven-color pineapple chicken, grass, mental illness, spring mental illness, your mother is looking for heaven.

Your appearance is out of proportion.

4, the waves have backbone, and Sao is foreign!

Let me ask you something. Are your parents close relatives married?

6. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer. Why? You resigned from there.

7. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

I love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!

9. If you talk to some people, you really have to forgive them 800 times a minute before you can continue talking to them!

10, shaving time-hair makes chickens young.

1 1, someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is simply insulting my dark circles!

12, please say hello to your mother for me. After all, a good boy has finally cultivated this man to put on airs.

13, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

14, I smiled, weren't you very proud at the beginning? What are you playing now?

15, I said it was nothing to look like a steamed stuffed bun. After all, you have no lust after reading it, at least you have an appetite. If the dog ignores it, it is really a personality problem.

16, don't always pester people, people will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.

17, I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it is really a waste of talent!

18, I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

19, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

2 1, telling lies with real names in reality, and telling the truth with pseudonyms in the network.

22. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

23, you big bastard, I hate you so much now, I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!

24, you haven't fully evolved, and elephant man is really hard for you.

25, you have a long history of love, throughout your life, that is narcissism.

26. Your appearance is inaccurate and your proportion is not good.

27. Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!

28. Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man Rest in peace!

29. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents for example, you are so filial.

30. I think your temperament is particularly like an expert in advertisements that specialize in treating various diseases of men and women. You are old and confident.

3 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

32. Friends say that we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!

33. You are an abstract collection.

34. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

36. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim. Because Muslims don't eat pork

37. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

38. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to continue to live.

39. I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!

40. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

4 1, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

42. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

43. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

44. I can't eat the rice you want. That's disgusting!

45. What did you say? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not human. I want to die after bullying you for less than two years!

46. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

47. I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

48. Although you are tall, you are from China. Do you think I don't know until you tell me?

49. Kissing a woman who smokes is equivalent to kissing an ashtray.

50. Is it bad for a girl to wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably and behave politely? !

5 1, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

52. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

53. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

54. People can be shameless, but not as shameless as you.

55. You are a negative IQ imbecile who lacks words, a low-quality child who always greets other people's parents.

56. It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's your fault to run out and scare people.

57. Don't patronize other people's space all the time. I don't know which state of others makes you unpredictable.

58. I can't describe you any more, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.

59. Where did this bitch come from? Summer has come, and she is still in heat.

60. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

6 1, why are you so right with Xifeng? You are really golden couple.

Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

63, don't always want to talk to others, every word of others always makes you aftertaste for a week, people just ignore what you said, indifferent.

64. Don't hate others. You have nothing to let others remember. Don't blame others for being rude to you.

65. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers and grew up with gene mutations.

66. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?

67. Don't think you can cross the ocean by force.

68. Look at your angry physical environment. Don't you feel that you have played a great negative role in China? Don't feel inferior?

69. Damn, you are too easily recognized.

70. Sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not!

7 1, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn.

73. After seeing you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.

74. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

75. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.

76. You asked me to go with you. Do you think it's possible?

77. If scientists can take the initiative to study it, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!

78, others want to say, I c your mother, you can answer that I castrated your father.

79, and cockroaches * * * super-individual survival, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

80. You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

8 1, don't stretch your legs, if you stretch your legs, the ants will be smoked to death by you.

82. Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

83. I don't know that you don't know that I am your father.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper. Don't you dare to look at your face like a toad?

85. Stick a picture of xx on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

86. Don't always treat me like you ordinary people telling the story of that B club. How can I stop looking for you? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

Look in the mirror and see how big yours is. How long is it?

88. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

89. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

90. Explain is cover-up. I'd rather believe in ghosts than your stupid mouth.

9 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I counted myself a hooligan!

92. Don't shake your head. It's all water colliding

Scold mistress, the more poisonous the better.

1, San Xiao, wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much you lose. 2. The brain has nothing to decorate, not even a little water.

3. Even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

4. I don't know about credit cards? Yes, but I know his company. I pay my credit card bill every month. Yesterday was my birthday? Jokes. My birthday has already passed. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He is having dinner with my parents-in-law.

5. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

6, love has come, leaving a mistress everywhere.

7. Even if you wear perfume, you still smell like scum. It's good that you are stupid. You idiot, you are still so dissatisfied.

8. Don't pretend to be innocent in front of my man. Who doesn't know how dirty you are

9. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

10, disgusting bitch, sell it if you can, and have the courage to admit it. Don't look so wronged.

1 1, Third Young Master is invincible because of your existence.

12, actually, I'm not fat, I'm just swollen by life.

Please respect yourself.

14, you shameless thing. No, you don't have a face. Please, can you reduce the resolution of your face?

15, there are mistresses who can't be driven away, only real cards that don't work hard.

16, do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

17 why don't you go to yikang hospital to do it? Men are also recruited at home, so there are still tickets!

18, don't laugh at me with your ugly smile, crying can scare you to death, and it's not good to scare people around you.

19, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee.

20, Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, deceiving, you are just a repeat customer, and you are surrounded by two. Meat that can't be sold in dog days, you smelly goods.

2 1, sleeping with a married man, the risk is that you get into bed and may end up being kicked out of bed. This bed is just a temporary place for a woman who wants to be a mistress. In the end, she just dedicated herself. If you don't succeed, you will die. This is the invincible realm of San Xiao's dedication.

22. When you are not a mistress, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.

23. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoist priests.

Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?

25. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.

26, you still have the face to smile, it is really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

27. You have been praised by people for being an idiot for so many years, just because you enjoy it!

28, you his mama, do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.

29. No matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can't hide the inner filth. What's even sadder is that other people fuck you and don't give you money.

Although Xiao San witnessed a great love, I still hate Xiao San.

3 1, wholeheartedly is the gentlest force in the world.

32. The third year of this year is the hottest occupation.

33, bitch don't die a natural death, go out and be killed by a car!

34. The most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.

If I go down one day, remember that I will come up to see you.

36. The biggest tragedy of mistress is that after replacing someone else's wife, she is replaced by another mistress.

37. I just want to persuade your mother to buy a chain to tie you up as soon as possible! Don't bite in broad daylight.

I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.

39, long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

40. If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.

4 1, you really live in your crotch!

42. Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.

43. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

44. The exact source of the clock As for the repair of people, I think you are not accurate recently. Do you need to repair it?

45. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

46. Everyone is old and has gone to be a mistress. Your parents are ashamed to meet their underground ancestors.

47. I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.

48. I am a bitch and pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.

49. I am completely desperate for this world! Even a mistress like you can live in this world!

Since you can't be a man, don't do it, but I think you can be a janitor and call it whatever you want.

5 1, this mistress, do you think you are qualified? Rob my husband, you still have reason, shameless; Come on, sister, you are like this, at least twenty years old!

52. A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

53. Horrible ghosts will hide from you when they see you, and hell will not dare to accept you. If you die, you will become a ghost!

54, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

Your ass is up to your eyes, and a dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

58. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

59. It looks like a piece of white tofu. Open it and it's full of maggots. You are an AIDS girl. It's great to rot your naked body. If you die, I will help you to be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery. There are enough people there. You can go straight up anyway.

60. An indestructible city is hard to break, if there is no interior. However, most of the current marriage castles have some flaws, and there are insiders, so they are not broken. Why don't people go into town to have a look?

6 1, thanks for recycling the rest!

62. Xiao San, what a familiar word. Whether you are a mistress or you meet a mistress, it's unfortunate.

63. Those men who love to cheat are most likely to use marriage as bait to go to bed. Having sex is equivalent to turning someone else into your own official mistress. Although this is their biggest concern, they regard it as a bet and think that the winner will always be themselves. A gambler looks the stupidest when he loses everything.