What are the stories of homophones?

The stories of homonyms are as follows:

Story 1: Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard since he was a child. When I grow up, I often make jokes because of writing typos.

One day, his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote a few words on it with a pen. After writing, he called the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the paper and looked at it. She burst into laughter. It turned out that it said "buy five pounds of pipa".

two of the five words were misspelled, and "loquat" was misspelled as "pipa".

After his wife read it, she wrote a doggerel at the back: Loquat is not this pipa, only because of poor literacy. If the pipa can bear fruit, the whole city will be full of flutes and drums. The dude blushed when he read his wife's poem.

Story 2: "Ban Hua" and "Moving Flowers". One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers."

The students were amused, especially the boys. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. Then the teacher waved his hand and said, Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office.

definition of homophones

words with the same pronunciation but different meanings and no connection between meanings in modern Chinese.