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1. The famous German physician John Xie Lun is not only superb in medical skills, but also widely known for his heuristic teaching methods.

Ode.

In an internship class, he told college students: "As a doctor, you should have two qualities: First, you are not demanding."

Seeking cleanliness; Second, we should have keen observation. When some old doctors diagnose diabetes, they often taste the patient's urine themselves.

Taste. "

Say that finish, Xie Lidan demonstrated to the students-put a finger into a small cup full of urine, and then reach out.

Licked it in the mouth. After this action, sheridan asked the students, "Who wants to try again?"

A diligent student still tastes urine.

Xie Lidan shook his head and said to him, "classmate, you are not a neat freak, which is good, but you have no observation." You are not

I didn't find it. I just dipped my middle finger into a small cup and licked my ring finger. "

2. The German physicist Kirchhoff (1824— 1887) once pointed out in a lecture that from the perspective of solar spectrum,

The black line proves that there is gold on the sun.

A banker who came to attend the class sneered at Kirchhoff and said, "If you can't get it from the sun, what about this gold?"

"What's the use?

Later, Kirchhoff won the gold medal for his discovery in spectral analysis. He showed the medal to the banker.

He said, "Look, I finally got gold from the sun."

3. The famous German physicist wilhelm konrad rontgen (1845-1923) found a special injectivity in 1895.

X-ray, called Roentgen ray, is what we often call "X-ray", which caused a sensation in Germany.

Soon, Roentgen received a letter asking him to mail X-rays. Roentgen said humorously in his reply, "At present, I have it at hand.

X-rays are not in stock, and it is quite troublesome to send X-rays, so you can't order me. Guess what? Please put

Send me the box! "