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Telling the truth equals death?
Lu Xun's argument is:
I dreamed that I was preparing my composition in the lecture hall of a primary school and asked the teacher how to do it.
"difficult!" The teacher squinted at me from his glasses and said, "I'll tell you something-"A family was very happy to have a boy. When the moon is full, it is natural to show it to the guests for good omen.
"One said,' This child will be rich in the future.' So he got some thanks.
"One said,' This child will be an official in the future.' Then he took back a few words of praise.
"One said,' This child will die in the future.' So he was beaten up by everyone.
"Said the inevitable death, said rich lies. But liars have rewards, and they will fight if they say so. You ... "
"I am willing to lie and be beaten. So, teacher, what can I say? "
"Well, you have to say,' Ouch! This kid! Look! What ... ouch! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! "
1July 8, 925
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