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What are some touching words of love that both men and women can use?
01 I have no way out, I can only love you well, because the day I met you, I blocked all my own roads, and now I only have you in my heart!
02 I was originally a hedgehog. After I met you, I realized that hedgehogs are not worthy of love. For you, I pulled out all the thorns on my body, just to give you a gentle hug!
03 What happened? Why do I blush when I see you? Does your heart beat faster when I talk to you? What's in your eyes? Come on, let me see what fascinates me like this!
1. The real type: hold your hand and grow old together with your son?! Just stay with me. I have a car, a house, and savings. If you like to work, come to my company. The position is up to you. If you want to start a business, I will arrange it. It doesn't matter if you lose, I will bear it! I just like to see you smile. If you are with me in the future, just be responsible for your laughter and do whatever you like. I am your supporter and I am three-quarters of your life! I am willing to be your exclusive chef. If you love fish, I will learn to stew fish. If you love meat, I will learn to cook meat. I will take care of your stomach. I would like you to be your exclusive nanny and only take care of you in this life! I won’t send you flowers or wine, but I want you to eat meat every meal. I don’t know any fancy words or clever words, but I will make you happy for the rest of your life!
2. The romantic mountain has trees and branches, and you are so happy that you don’t know it?! Why is your voice so beautiful? I hope that I can listen to it for the rest of my life, every month, and every year. The songs are not as good as yours, the music is not as good as yours, and you are the only one in my heart! Since I've been with you, I don't like all the beautiful things in the world. Thank you for letting me have you and letting me know that the most precious and precious thing in the world to me is you! I find that I am lost. Come and help me. Let me touch your heart and see where I am? Tell me how to get to the very center of it! Chiang Kai-shek planted sycamore trees in Nanjing for Soong Meiling. I want to plant carnations in my back garden for you!
Summary: Talking about love or liking is not as good as actual actions. Talking too much about love will only make people disgusted. If I have a cold and you ask me to drink water, it is better to give me medicine. When I am hungry, you let me eat. Why don't you send me a meal? You weren't there when I needed you, but I missed you so much on the phone. Nowadays, girls in their teens or twenties may not like a man who can only talk! In real life, houses and cars are expensive, and words of love are worthless. If I listen to you say you love me in a tent, I will never be happy. If you grab a seat for me while standing on the bus, I won’t like it either. It’s just fuel, rice, oil and salt that I don’t need. Money means eating, drinking and having sex without money. Love words are only suitable for falling in love, not for marriage! Someone once told me that he loved me, he wanted to marry me, he wanted to give me the whole day, and he wanted to pick stars for me. I believed him, and finally waited until the day he wanted to marry me. He said he hoped I would not ask for gift money. Because this is a business, he said he hoped to rent a house first, and he had no money in his hand. I held you in my arms and whispered "Goodbye"!
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