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I want to be jealous. Who can borrow some crabs?

This is a joke, which means to take advantage.

For example, "if anyone has a cow rope, please give it to the cow." Another example is "If you have onions, bring boiled chicken".

This also shows the delicious crab.

According to the data,

The morphology and meat quality of Yangcheng Lake crabs vary greatly among crabs. There are four characteristics in shape: first, the back is green, the crab shell is muddy, smooth and shiny; Second, the belly is white, the umbilical shell is muddy, crystal white, and there is no ink spot; Third, yellow hair, crab leg hair is long and yellow, and the roots are tall and straight; Fourth, the golden claw, the crab claw is golden yellow, solid and powerful, and placed on a glass plate. The meat is tender and delicious, so it is boring to eat other delicious dishes after eating. Just a few kilometers away from Yangcheng Lake, lake crab produces a lot, but because of the tide, its belly is not white, its hair is slightly black, and its meat quality is far less delicious than Yangcheng Lake crab. Lake crab, the same territory, still can't compare with crabs in other areas. Therefore, Yangcheng Lake Crab has a long-standing reputation overseas and is called "China Golden Fleece Crab".