A joke about going home after drinking (50 sentences)

A joke about going home after drinking (I) 1. Continue to be brave and pretend not to love you anymore.

2. Dandelion Heart: I don't want to be lonely. I will try my best to be brave in your life. Our love, at the moment I flew away with the wind, became a fairy tale.

I always thought I was strong, but later I found myself trying to be brave.

Others make me strong, but you ask me not to be brave.

Love is always too brave to forget or let go. It hurts, and I still want to.

When I heard that you fell in love with someone, you knew I was trying to be brave and said that you wanted to be happy with my boyfriend.

I have liked him for a long time. Every time I see him with another girl, I tell myself it's nothing. I wanted to be strong, but then I realized that I was trying to be brave.

8. We all love to be brave. Even if an arrow goes through our heart, we should smile and say it doesn't hurt.

9. Sadness is particularly confusing. I am trying to be brave, and my heart is surrendering. I care about a lot of things, but I want to tell you that it doesn't matter.

10. Wear more clothes in cold weather, drink more water when you are sick, and don't try to be brave.

1 1. The so-called strength is just a meaningless bluff. The so-called sadness is nothing more than heartbreak. Can you hold my hand as I asked? Can you look me in the eye as my extravagant hope?

12. The love we think we can't get rid of is just an empty joy in the eyes of others.

13. I don't want to be brave either, but no one gives me comfort.

14. Have you lost enough? Why try to be brave?

15. I'm not lying. Don't feel how unforgettable you are. I really didn't try to be brave when I disappeared.

16. I have experienced sadness and desolation, but I can't be with you forever.

17. Everyone says I am strong. Only you told me not to be brave.

The joke of coming home drunk and trying to be brave (part two) 18. Turn around, don't want to see your stubborn tears close your eyes, don't want to see your brave smile.

19. I want to pursue it persistently. Even though I am pretending to be brave, my fragile heart is always sad.

20. I can smile and try to be brave and say nothing. Is this strong?

2 1. Don't try to be brave if you can't reach it.

22. I stayed up just to chat with you, and then I would rather delay my sleep. I have been trying to be brave and show myself.

23. You only saw my stubbornness and my bravado, but you didn't find my fragility. My strength is all in disguise.

24. Really, I can't go on. I really don't want to be so strong and try to be brave.

25. The happiest thing is to share every bit of ordinary life with you every day.

I know no one will get hurt, so I won't cry because of the pain. How many people are trying to be brave? I know we are not strong.

27. Who can see through my bluff? Who can see through my indifference? Actually, I care. Who told me to drop everything and be a carefree child?

No matter how strong I am, no matter how brave I am, please don't forget that I will always be a little woman, that's all.

29. The male god gave me his clothes so that I wouldn't get sick. Now I have a fever of more than 40 degrees and still try to be brave and not see a doctor. Let's wish him a speedy recovery, shall we?

30. I just want someone who can see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability, that's all.

3 1. Learning will not compromise, you can only try to be brave instead.

32. Actually, I don't want to be brave, but you think I am so stubborn and must be strong.

33. In a blink of an eye, I lost track of time. If I lose it, I think the world is dark, and it will hurt no matter how brave or crazy I am.

34. If you are not me, how can you understand my bluff and my fragility?

35. Don't try to be brave when you are drunk (Chapter III).

36. Mushroom Cool What I am good at is trying to be brave.

In fact, I am not as strong as you, but I try to be brave again and again.

38. Some people always like to be brave. They were obviously hurt in love, but they smiled and said nothing.

39. I am strong. I'm not trying to be brave. If you leave, I won't stay. I can't hold on much longer.

40. I hate people typing my name wrong. Don't try to be brave if you can't type.

4 1. Even painful memories are the imprint of our life, which we cannot and should not forget.

42. In his heart, knowing that I am brave and fragile gives me the care and comfort I need from the wind.

We wore each other by mistake, so we parted in a hurry without meeting.

44. I keep repeating how strong I am. Maybe it's all my bluff.

45. By being strong, I just try to be brave.

46. Sometimes don't be too brave, laugh and cry, it's bitter, but they just say "melodramatic".

47. I always try to be brave. I will smile even if I have a cold, fever and headache. Because I know that few people care about me.

48. There are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

49. I am the woman who smokes and drinks, plays hooligans and watches the dogs around her. Even if I am in a mess, I will smile at you with tears in my eyes.

The days we walked together have long been forgotten, leaving only memories.

Laugh and get drunk with connotation jokes

Laugh (1)

1, I saw a sister leading a dog in the street in the snow. I asked: I am still leading the dog in the street. Aren't you tired?

Sister: No, I use it to warm my hands. . .

I spent the whole day shopping with my new female friend. She said shyly, "You are so busy that it is really embarrassing to go shopping with me."

I said smoothly, "Nothing, just walk the dog."

The female basin friend looked at me in distress, and I immediately "woof woof woof ..." Think about how witty I am!

3. My girlfriend and I went to the supermarket. When I checked out, I said to my girlfriend, Believe it or not, I can take these things home without spending money.

Girlfriend: Don't believe it!

I roared: I don't believe you don't pay for your bag! I have money!

I suddenly feel better. .

Laugh heartily (2)

1, diaosi: How have you been recently?

Goddess: Good.

Diaosi: But I heard that you were dumped by Gao Fushuai.

Goddess: You fucking know and ask me if I'm okay?

Diaosi: Hehe. . . No, I just want to make sure, otherwise I will be happy!

2. My girlfriend complained to me: "My boyfriend can't do it every time he comes to a critical moment. It seems that when I was with someone a few years ago, I was suddenly frightened and left a shadow. . . "

"Is it because prostitutes are frightened by the sudden police?"

"No, he was about to GC when his ex-girlfriend suddenly exploded. . . "

3.m: My wife can't help pulling my hair every time she has an orgasm. After two years of marriage, I have a new nickname-Logger Vick!

Woman: You are really great! What was your previous nickname?

Man: San Mao!

Woman: Get out!

4. Sister A: What do you mean by single dog?

Sister B: That is, whenever you ask him out for dinner or shopping, he will reply to you quickly: OK, what time? Where is it?

Laugh drunk connotation joke (3)

1, male A: In my life, girls will only stand next to me when I take the bus.

Man B: In my life, girls will only point at me when I visit underwear stores.

2. a woman asked diaosi man: is the sentence behind the grace of dripping water a stranger?

Diaosi: Commit to each other!

3. I made a goddess girlfriend, and I asked my best friend, "I don't know if I should tell her that my dad has a big company, three villas and tens of millions of deposits."

The friend said, "If you say that, she will become your stepmother. . . "

4, goddess: "The chest is so small, what is the best effect for breast enhancement?"

Diaosi: "Here are a pair of hands that have been single for 20 years and are worth having."

Even if your ability is not enough, you should face it bravely (60 sentences).

Sentence (1) 1. Chi Wei said: Don't try to be brave when you are sad. The girl I have loved for seven years will always be happy.

2. I suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

3. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

4. Show weakness without bravado, and be clumsy without bravado.

You are not strong enough, why try to be brave?

6. We all love to be brave. Even if an arrow goes through our heart, we should smile and say it doesn't hurt.

7. duplicity is a woman's bluff, and forcing a smile is a woman's helplessness. Woman, why do you live so tired?

8. Tear off the last ray of bravado and say goodbye/tear off the last ray of sunshine and say goodbye.

9. She is still so brave. She also likes to pretend that she doesn't care and bear the pain herself.

10. In fact, you are also very timid, but you don't show it, but you are too brave.

1 1. Keep working hard and be brave, and the tears in your eyes are surrender. I can fool others, but I can't fool myself. I'm not that strong.

12. You know, it doesn't matter that not every sentence is sorry.

13. I'm still stubborn and lonely in my memory, but I try my best to be brave and find that happiness has already been scattered in the dreamland that I can't see clearly!

14. I'm just a teenage girl. I'm not strong enough to need comfort. I am strong and won't be hurt by a word or two. I just want to be brave.

15. I am not a strong child, but I can try to be brave.

16. Now I'm afraid I'm incompetent and can't meet your standards. I'm afraid I'm trying to be brave now Maybe it's my problem.

17. I didn't try to be brave and laugh at your betrayal, but chose to escape and pretend to be chic.

18. I learned to wear a strong mask, even if I was trying to be brave.

19. They all told me not to be brave. Only you think I'm strong.

20. Even if you almost had happiness and perfection before, your heart can't go back, can it?

Sentence (2) 2 1. Sorry is an excuse for many people, but nothing is a brave attempt.

22. I tried to be brave and said some words of blessing, which was a bit confusing.

23. Pretend that you are used to being ignored and unhappy. Please don't try to be brave and be disguised as unhappy.

24. The happiest thing is to share every bit of ordinary life with you every day.

25. She hopes that someone can see through her bluff and protect her vulnerability. She hopes that someone can accompany her to wear a couple's costume and walk in the busy street. She hopes to have,,,

26. So everyone says I'm strong. Only you advised me not to be brave.

27. In those years, we were young and frivolous. In those years, we were arrogant. In those years, we ran in the sun and tried to be brave in the wind and rain. ...

28. Seeing through my bluff can protect my vulnerability. Before I shed tears, cover my eyes with your palm and whisper that I smile the most beautifully, okay?

29. You can't see my pride, my loss, my bluff and my fragility.

30. I love you, not just by saying it. If you don't believe me, I'd rather love you silently than be brave in front of you.

3 1. Love is two people's eternal life, not one person's wishful thinking.

32. If you are spoiled, no one will be brave and strong. Pretend you don't need it just because you can't get it.

33. You are still my soft spot, even though I try my best to be brave.

34. Continue to be brave and pretend not to love you anymore.

35. In his heart, knowing that I am brave and fragile gives me the care and comfort I need from the wind.

I admit I'm not that strong, but I just want to be brave.

37. Being strong is not shouting courage, nor is courage shouting weakness.

38. I didn't lie. Don't feel how unforgettable you are. I'm really not trying to be brave.

Everyone thinks we are strong, but who knows that we are trying to be brave?

40. When we were young, we were not sad, but brave.

I pretended to be strong, and you said you knew I was sad or unhappy. I forced a smile, and you said you knew I was sad and lost. I pretended to be free and easy, and you told me not to be too brave.

42. Some things, remember, only you can be strong. Some things, remember, can only rely on their own courage.

43.do you love me? If you love me, get out. What girls are good at is trying to be brave, thinking that I don't know anything.

44. I really can't stand it any longer. I don't have the courage to send you a smiling face, say nothing, some comfort, and I can only cry and be silent.

45. Do you pretend to be too brave or don't have such chips?

46. When I heard that you fell in love with someone, you knew I was trying to be brave and said that you wanted to be happy with my boyfriend.

47. Sober people are always drunk, and tangled people are always trying to be brave. A meeting or a miss is within a millimeter. This subtle measure is called fate.

48. I am still a child. I am trying to be brave.

49. What I am used to is always unforgettable. I don't know if I'm being strong or trying to be brave.

50. You said I was trying to be brave, but I laughed. Your present one is still pretending.

5 1. You can always see a brave beginning in my eyes. Why do you still have to turn your back on me and say you don't need me How do you know I don't want you?

52. Don't sound people. You will not only be disappointed, but even despair. You don't have to be brave, afraid or sad. You still won't change.

If you are in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, far away.

You call me brave, but you have never seen me weak. You don't know that I learned to be strong because of you.

55. Even if you cry, you will smile and try to be brave.

56. When I know I'm dying of sadness, I'm not sad at all. I'll try my best to say it doesn't matter bravely.

57. Wandering in the world, no longer making eternal promises for anyone.

58. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is surrendering. Pretend you don't care when you obviously care. Then when you calm down, you laugh at yourself. Why are you pretending to be so strong?

59. Crying doesn't mean being weak, but tears can't help falling when you are most helpless.

60. Who can see my bluff at a glance? And you can see the lies I deal with casually?

Appreciation of 50 drunken sentences in Cangyang Jiacuo

1, the feathers are messy and not ready-made. I deeply regret the eagle's anger. I am haggard and worried, and I can't lose my old waist. -Cangyang Jiacuo

2. If I can start from one place and arrive at two opposite places at the same time, I will ride a sad leopard in my dream, keep warm in the great love of the world in winter and enjoy the cool in the Buddhist temple in summer. -Cangyang Jiacuo

3. Bei Ya smiled slightly and looked at the lightning seat. I look at my lover's face for no reason, and I don't feel dizzy. -Cangyang Jiacuo

4. Smile and know who you want to seduce. The two rows of jade teeth are uneven. At this time, the heart is true and you can swear in front of Ken Nong. -Cangyang Jiacuo

In order to recite the Sanskrit in a vertical building, I want to feel the charm by the power of Taoism. Qiongyan fruit is called by a beautiful woman, and I know it is the Buddha spirit of the previous dynasty. -Cangyang Jiacuo

6, tired fairy is not easy to find, the former dynasty met me and suddenly became a bird, and was taken away by Lusang for no reason. As soon as I entered the Houmen, it was as deep as the sea. -Cangyang Jiacuo

7. In order to meet you in this life, I left room in my previous life. -Cangyang Jiacuo

8. Who deserves to get down to business-Cangyang Jiacuo

When the bell rang, everyone was late on purpose. -Cangyang Jiacuo's Biography of Cangyang Jiacuo's Poems

10. Don't be disappointed after the flowering period. When the fate of love comes to an end, I am not sad-Cang Yang Jia Cuo

1 1. If the person you love can grow old together for a hundred years, it is like a rare treasure from the depths of the sea-Cangyang Jiacuo.

12, holding a baby in my hand, never knowing it was a baby. Only when you can't find your loss, do you know that you once had a treasure. -Cangyang Jiacuo

13, "Living in Potala Palace, I am the biggest king in the snowy area; Walking in the streets of Lhasa, I am the most beautiful lover in the world. Living in Hollywood, I am an out-and-out actor; Strolling in "Hassan Street", I'm Mthemost Remendedoubeaubeyondheearth. -Cangyang Jiacuo

14, if the person I love is my lifelong companion, it's like fishing for a treasure from the bottom of the sea. It's similar to the intoxicating smell of the person I met on the road. I am worried that Prince Bai (this is a word) * I will lose my distance again-Cangyang Jiacuo.

15, I meditated and opened my eyes, begging Sambo to step down. I never saw a saint in the view and came uninvited. -Cangyang Jiacuo

16, Cangyang gyatso translator: I used to keep the whereabouts of my predecessors secret. I guess (note 1) I have never criticized the balcony in the past. The full text of the translation is as follows: I can't think of the whereabouts of others. I guess: Why did you leave without telling me? I guess: I can't figure out if I criticized the balcony.

17, although the outside is thawed and the inside is condensed, riding a horse also prevents stepping on dark ice, complaining that there is a layer of ice in the beauty's heart, which is really unbearable. -Cangyang Jiacuo

18, the cloud is dark inside and yellow outside. This is the first appearance of the cold rain frost class. Monk's heart is vulgar and bright, and his statutes reach the end of vicissitudes —— Cang Yang Jia Cuo's "Myself"

19, people who squeeze into my left are good at suicide, and those who slip away from my right are diligent in nostalgia. Whoever crosses Mount Everest will have the strength to get close to me. -Cangyang Jiacuo

20. As soon as the peach blossom fell, I knew my death was ridiculous. Which anniversary is not worthy of my resurrection? You have the right to worship me, but you have no right to hug me. The mountains and rivers are too light to bear. Every tear flows to the sea. Have it, have it, have it, have it, have it, have it, have it, have it, how to go all the way in the world at once? I have a silver bowl in my hand. The Lhasa River has been repeatedly considered by a woman-Cangyang Jiacuo

2 1, the garden is different in the blink of an eye. In the past, the grass turned into a flying canopy, and when Rao Jun got old, it became a bamboo bow in the south. -Cangyang Jiacuo

22. Birds seem to have feelings for crying Yang, and crying Yang also loves the lightness of birds. If all the birds in Screaming Trees look like this, how can we wait for the goshawk? -Cangyang Jiacuo

23. You have lived in my heart for so many years. I let go of heaven and earth, but I never let go of you. Enlightenment is also necessary, whether it is epiphany. That thing doesn't mind its own business except life and death. I sat alone on the top of Sumeru Mountain, looking at the floating clouds in Wan Li-Cangyang Jiacuo's "I put down heaven and earth, but I never put down you".

24. From Du Yuxin in the desert, the spring scenery on the horizon is like an unexpected lover, which makes my heart bloom in an instant. -Cangyang Jiacuo

Seeing all the dogs barking, it is easy to train to feed the dolphins. Only the tigress in the house is getting more and more angry. -Cangyang Jiacuo

26. This action was once called a public protest. Originally, Bai Bi was slightly flawed, and the teenager was trivial and sporadic. He once went to Lhasa to sell restaurants. -Cangyang Jiacuo

27, the dragon bell yellow dog is old and bearded, and Japanese companies in the town are competing for talents. Mo Dao goes out late at night, and Mo Yan returns at dawn. -Cangyang Jiacuo

28. The first month has passed, and the second month has passed. There is no need to refuse for a temporary breakup. Auspicious Bai Yue is near, for the second time. -Cangyang Jiacuo

29, thin waist bees talk about sunflower, when Gaotang will be covered, but it will make the farmers ride back. Please take it to the king's house in France. -Cangyang Jiacuo

30. Braid your hair gently and tie it with a crown. When you leave, you will walk slowly, and you will meet Jun Xu soon, so that you can judge the injury temporarily. -Cangyang Jiacuo

3 1, Peacock was born in eastern India, and Cape Ying Bu is rich in production. Two birds are thousands of miles apart, both in Lhasa. -Cangyang Jiacuo

32. You are a bronze Buddha and I am a clay sculpture. Although we are in the same Buddhist temple, we are different. -Cangyang Jiacuo

Tell the orioles in the forest to stop singing, although they are eloquent. I want to hear him sing. -Cangyang Jiacuo

34. Long cadres are the most pitiful. In order to set up an auspicious side, the elder brother under the tree must cherish it and don't teach flying stones to the front of the banner. -Cangyang Jiacuo

35, the game Lhasa Cross Street, occasionally a business woman * * *, tied a knot in a hurry and threw it on the ground to see that it had already opened. -Cangyang Jiacuo

36. I don't think I criticized going to the balcony. I only have a hairpin, and no one knew it before. -Cangyang Jiacuo

37. I didn't know him since I was a child. I asked Qu Jia if he was a wolf. Piles of flesh and blood were hard to stay, and I wanted to go to the barren hills. -Cangyang Jiacuo

38. Liquan Ganlu and Liuxia are not ordinary restaurants. Empty women are given wine by their parents, and auspicious flowers bloom in their hometown where they are drunk and dreaming. -Cangyang Jiacuo

39. Like a flower bee trapped in a net. Nattagombo is a teenager. His dream has only been realized for three days, and he intends to learn from the Buddha. -Cangyang Jiacuo

40. I have been silent this month. Come back next month. The auspicious full moon at the zenith always comes and goes, and goes and comes again. -Cangyang Jiacuo

4 1, in the last season of law, a dagger can decide a kingdom. -Cangyang Jiacuo

42. Flying cranes fly high above the sky, and the sky is snowy. This trip doesn't hate the end of the world, and the pond is close at hand. But we met as soon as we met, but we never met when we met. Andrew and Jun are absolutely in harmony, so they won't teach life and death to be lovesick. I am afraid that my passion will damage Sanskrit, and I am afraid that I will miss the whole city when I enter the mountains. In this world, you can live up to the Tathagata, and you can live up to the Tathagata. -Cangyang Jiacuo

43. A round of Bai Yue rose to the top of Dongshan Mountain, and a girl's face came to my mind. People won't fall in love until they meet. If you don't know each other, how can you get this lovesickness? -Cangyang Jiacuo "On the Top of Dongshan Mountain".

44. Rao Jun is getting old and becoming like a bamboo bow in the south-Cangyang Jiacuo.

45. Beauty is not a mother's viviparous, but a peach tree, and I hate that peach blossoms fall easily, and falling flowers are more affectionate than you. When you are quiet, you can stop and practice this concept. It seems that your lover is hanging in the present. How difficult is it to become a Buddha if you learn from this heart? We stick together. Although this life is short and lingering, we will meet again eventually, Yushu boy. -Cang Yang Jia Cuo's Poems by Cang Yang Jia Cuo

46, only care about joys and sorrows, for your yearning for dust-Cangyang Jiacuo

47. I haven't seen the best at all, so don't worry. If you are not familiar with it, it will not be so upside down. -Cangyang Jiacuo

48. Sigh that the magical power is empty and can't control the person on the pillow-Cang Yang Jia Cuo

49. At that moment, I soared to eternal life. Not for longevity, but for your happiness and peace. -Cangyang Jiacuo

50. Cang Yang Jia Cuo translator: Chen (note 1) once kept secrets from his predecessors, telling his parents privately, and his lover told others more (note 2) until his enemy heard the truth (note 3). The full text of the translation is as follows: Chen: It is difficult to tell parents a secret. Note 1: Chen who complains secretly tells his lover and tells others more: his lover tells others. Note 2: Until his enemy.