Classic male and female jokes?

1, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

Because money is regarded as dung, flowers are always inserted in cow dung.

3. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

Go home early on business trip, call downstairs first, at least give them time to get dressed.

A woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.

6. Women scream when they see men naked, and men whistle when they see women naked.

7. Most men, just like Tang Priest, have n chances to get married in the process of learning the scriptures.

8. Women's moaning and nagging will make men unable to cope.

9. Different division of labor: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unties his belt.

10, it is a malicious dumping behavior to do one's best, and refusing to marry outside belongs to local protectionism.

It is much more difficult to catch brain cells than egg cells.

12, people are born to love, so if you want to learn to be a man, you must first learn to make love.

13. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

14. I want to cry when I hear "I love you" for the first time, laugh when I hear "I love you" for the second time, and cry when I hear "I love you" for the third time.

15, women have no news, which may be good news for men; No news of men is definitely bad news for women.

16, it is an idiom story that the old lady grinds the iron pestle into a needle, and it is an adult story that the young man grinds the needle into an iron pestle.

17, kissing is a pastime for men, but it kills the soul for women.

18, husband-in the eyes of his wife, it is a little higher than "heaven".

19, C- a third party who intervenes in the feelings of both parties and causes one of them to leave.

20. Crying on the wound is similar to sprinkling salt on the wound.

2 1, life is like a play, filming can be ng, but life can't.

22. I won't turn my back on love because I don't know anything. I will be cautious about love because I have a little knowledge. I will refuse to love a thousand miles because I know it thoroughly.

23. Robbing the rich and helping the poor is the gentlest way.

24. A wife will tell a man how much vegetables are a catty, and a lover will tell him how many stars there are in the night sky.

25. Junior artists are inspired by pain, while senior artists are inspired by happiness.

26. In the early days of love, men like to play the role of savior; At the end of love, women like to play the role of victims.

27. Honeymoon-a suspended sentence before the "wife" judgment.

28. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, it will be passed down as a much-told story; If it is not handled properly, it will spread gossip.

29. A truly attractive woman will let a man see her breasts at first sight and her breasts at second sight.

30, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

3 1, philosopher's love is a discussion topic, writer's love is a composition topic, mathematician's love is a calculation topic, politician's love is a judgment topic, ordinary people's love is a filling topic, and boring life is full of love.

32. Women often complain that men are not considerate, and men often complain that society is unfair.

33. Love the first person because of randomness, the second person because of inertia, and the last person because of inertia.

34. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

35. There is essentially no difference between a boy with acne and a man with acne in the elder years.

36. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

37. The trouble of "no woman"-I want to escape when I meet a bad man, and I will be eliminated when I meet a good man.

Generally speaking, intervention with good intentions and ulterior motives.

39. Extramarital love is a story in literary works and an accident in real life.

40. Girls like men who play guitar because they create poems. Women like men who play with cotton because they create benefits.

4 1, the third party-the remainder in love segmentation.

42. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

43. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

44. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

45. Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love.

46. Love is the sum of all the permutations of men and women.

47. Fool's love is wholesale, only relying on the brute force of "let me love enough at a time"; Smart people's love is retail, and they know the subtlety of "only loving a little".

48. The psychological process of falling in love with a person is that this person's position in your heart changes from "dispensable" to "seemingly nonexistent" and finally becomes "unique".

49. First love is the easiest sacrifice on the altar of youth.

50. A woman's weakness is an opportunity for a man to be brave.

5 1, women will fall in love with men who look down on her, and men will fall in love with women who look up to him.

52. Men's love is bottom-up, while women's love is top-down.

53. Books are necessities in a scholar's home and decorations in a rich man's home.

54. There is no uniform retail price for promises, sometimes they are worthless and sometimes they are hard to buy.

55. Complete love exists between two hearts and two legs.