What are some super funny jokes about ancient poems?

The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai went to open the window.

When I was slapped, my tooth fell out.

Dawn of spring

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

But now I remember that night, that storm, and I don't know how many people died.

A gift for Wang Lun.

Li Bai kicked him off the boat without paying him. ?

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

See Lushan Waterfall? 》

The sunshine incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. ?

It is flying down from thousands of feet. Wow, I didn't bring any toilet paper.

well

I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.

summer

Small office and big office are rainy and hazy, and working men want to miss spring.

Excuse me, where is the beauty? Make children laugh and point to live chickens.

Hiking?

From a distance, the stone path of Xiangshan is oblique, and you and he are in the depths of white clouds.

I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog.

mow

It's noon to mow the grass every day. Dad is really hard.

Play mahjong in the morning and fight landlords in the afternoon.