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A classic funny quotation A humorous classic quotation When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know, and when they do bad things, they always think that the ghosts and gods don't know. It's so difficult to be a ghost these days.

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1. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know, and when they do bad things, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know. It’s so difficult to be a ghost these days.

2. Every time you go shopping, others will tell you that if you really want it, they will give you a cheaper price. You see, the truth is so worthless!

3. Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, boys will like you? Do you think that as long as you have money, you will find pretty girls? Do you think that you can find top academics? Good job? Let me tell you, these are true!

4. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says he likes me, then I will I don’t hate each other anymore. I am so principled, because I cannot hate a person with vision.

5. Don’t be too envious of your friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They haven’t walked far, they just have short legs.

6. Girls! How can there be so many white horses? You can just find a donkey. Don’t wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed and only a bunch of mules are left.

7. A person should be down-to-earth. Don’t always think about pie falling from the sky. It is more reliable to see if there is money on the ground.

8. In the past, letters were far away, carriages and horses were slow, and you could only love one person in your life, but you could have many concubines.

9. I discovered that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can’t see any money when I open my wallet.

A humorous classic quotation

10. Every time I see those thin people on the street, I want to give them some meat. It is really pitiful.

11. Tomb Sweeping Day is a legal holiday. It is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

12. If a girl doesn’t even have her hair polished, she is either so beautiful that it makes people jealous, or she is so ugly that she gives up on herself.

13. My best friend told me the truth in the morning: I actually love a mature and experienced man, because I can give birth to a cute boy myself.

14. I feel very painful when you leave, and I will be the only one smelling the farts from now on.

15. When I was walking outside at night, many couples hugged each other and took pictures. I wiped my sweat and comforted myself silently. It was too hot to hug me today, and I was alone to cool off.

16. I am no longer that cute little girl who had to think about it for a long time even if I spent fifty yuan. Now I have to think deeply about it even if I spend five yuan.

17. Failure is success, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

18. You can’t hide your love for someone. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will still find you.

19. If you can't control your mouth or lose weight this winter, you will have a very special and foreign English name - Feide·Yuan Bu Midwinter.

20. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when we break up. We strong ones will kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs to make it difficult for him to move.

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