Cattle Feng Gong sat and thought about it.

A: When I say Feng Gong, people say that our crosstalk performers are versatile.

B: What do we have? Let's play what we want and get angry.

A: Then you can't be proud. We just know more than others, such as learning to sing.

What are you talking about?

A: Poetry and songs.

B: Chyi Chin's calligraphy and painting.

A: Catch crabs with fish.

B: Stir-fry.

A: Sword, spear, arrow and halberd.

B: Axe hook fork

A: Help people take a bath.

B: Give people a sauna.

Answer: Wash feet.

B: What exactly shall we do to pull out a tooth?

A: In other words, Yiduo is not overwhelmed.

B: I really can't remember what we won't do.

Someone asked us for help just now. Do you think we should help or not?

B: If you don't help them, help all of them, and we'll leave the crosstalk.

A: Well, I told Xie Jin what you said.

You tell him.

A: Say we don't have time.

No. Who?

Xie Jin, Xie Dao, will ask us to help him make a movie. Do you think this unknown person is using us?

B: he knows very well. He became famous as soon as we were together.

But if we are not together, will he become more popular?

B: Then let's go. We can't make him too popular. What kind of mentality do we have?

A: Don't tell me that this play is really for us.

B: What's on?

A: The movie is called Boss and Boss.

B: no one else can play. You look like a foreigner with Peisi Chen and Zhao Benshan. He doesn't look like a boss.

A: Today, let's come to the scene to rehearse riding.

Tell them to bring the car.

A: No, no, no.

B: There is no car to pick me up. I am ...

A: The plot stipulates that the boss should drive by himself.

Yes, the boss drives his own car now. It's convenient for him. If you find a driver, do you believe it?

All right, bring the car over.

B: Hehehe, it's really impressive. How did he know I could drive? Ahahaha, I just passed the exam last month, and I'm worried that my fingers are itchy and there is no car to drive (I will drive when I see the old Shanghai rickshaw).

A: Our story happened in the 1930s. In the 1930s, all bosses took foreign cars. At that time, being able to take a foreign car was equivalent to taking this Audi now.

B: Yes, but it's a bit crowded for two bosses to ride in the same car.

A: No, no, it's not crowded. I will sit alone. It is not crowded at all.

What about me?

A: You are mainly responsible for driving.

B: Just pull a cart and it's over.

A: They are all bosses. That makes no difference.

Everything is the boss. Why do you take the bus and I pull the bus?

A: I play the boss of the bus and you play the boss of the car.

Oh, I see.

A: I said Feng Gong, as long as you can pursue rickshaw pulling as a lifelong sports career.

I can pull out a world champion.

A: How did Ma Jun win the world gold medal in Ma Jiajun?

How did you get it?

A: People just pull a rickshaw for weight training. Their slogan is: pull a rickshaw to practice pedals, get off and get a gold medal.

You saw it, didn't you?

A: There is a song in "Song Zu Ying", which is dedicated to the girl who pulls a rickshaw.

Which one?

A: Chimonanthus praecox, Chimonanthus praecox, Chimonanthus praecox was born not afraid to pull, Chimonanthus praecox was born not afraid to pull, Chimonanthus praecox.

B: OK, OK, OK.

A: What about Feng Gong? There are too many benefits of pulling rickshaws.

B: no, even if you die.

A: No, if you don't pull, you won't pull. You don't have to shout. You can speak softly.

B: We will be gentle, but we won't pull even if we die.

Is it sour? Then I'll find someone else.

B: Look for it.

A: I'll give the 3 million labor fee to others.

Who do you want to give it to ... Come on, no, why are you so vulgar? You, you open your mouth and shut up. It's money. We engage in art, and real art is priceless. Do you think 3 million is for me alone or for two people?

A: I'll give it to whoever pulls the cart

Really?

A: Of course.

B: Get in the car. It won't delay my work.

A: As you said just now, you won't pull even if you die.

B: I said, I won't pull at all. As long as I can't die, I will pull. My friends, these two long legs are born to pull carts. At this speed, I really found my peak.

A: That's right. China football team will appear at your speed.

B: Yes, people should have a little spirit. What kind of money is that, uh, 3 million in advance or a check?

A: Then why do you need a check from 300 yuan?

Yes, 300 yuan, what do you want ... What did you say?

A: Three hundred dollars.

B: No, didn't you say 3 million?

A: 3 million is the investment of the whole movie, and it will cost you 300 yuan.

B: Come down.

What are you doing? You don't want enough money, do you?

It's not about money. You can't lose that man.

A: Calm down and think about it. We should learn from the comrades on the bus front. If we want to help the passengers offer a piece of love, think about it. You should learn from Lei Feng and Li Suli.

No, wait a minute. You sit in the car and we won't learn.

A: I've been learning! Comrade Li Suli is sitting in the car selling tickets.

Then give me a chance to learn.

No, you don't take the bus. You don't know the pain of taking a bus. It's too painful to take the bus. It can't move. If you don't move, you will get fat. Fat, everything is here.

B: That's right.

A: It hurts me to death.

No, I'm happy to share the pain for you.

A: No, letting others share my pain is the biggest pain in my life. Let me suffer as much as possible and make me as fat as possible. It doesn't matter.

B: That's all right. The fatter you are, the harder it is for me to pull, isn't it?

A: No, when you do, don't pull me. You pull our parents, so it's easy.

Who will play the director?

Mu Tiezhu, hold those two children.

B: No charge. Holding two children. Mu Tiezhu's son was born older than me. You know (I took the opportunity to get on the bus, touched it on the bus and got off it, and got off it very happily), and it felt great to ride! I really don't know the pain of taking a bus, and I don't know the sweetness of pulling a car.

A: Can it not be sweet? Running around the world with the progress of our director, no matter how hard and tired, is very sweet. Isn't it Mu Tiezhu?

Mu is our director's bodyguard with sharp eyes. He can only push the two children's cars with his throat. It is our director's daughter who really sits in the car.

B: The president's daughter takes a bus.

A: It's not just a car. After spending a long time with this rickshaw puller, they got a good impression, winked at each other, and finally eloped with the rickshaw puller.

B: No, no,no. At your age, you are not suitable for this kind of youth drama. It's appropriate for you to play the uncle of the child. This is all a responsibility.

A: Then I really did it.

You are redundant,

A: One kilogram is not important.

Niu Ge, who will play the director?

A: Zhao

B: it's better for you to play.

A: By the way, Zhao plays our director's wife and Gong Li plays the director's daughter.

B: Actually, it's the same for everyone, so I'll pull my sister up. I'm not afraid to pull, so I will.

Horse, come on, come on, you have to … drive …

B: Cows and herds, where are they going? They are sent to the kitchens of thousands of families.